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Women needed to test orgasm machine
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Any volunteers? Personally, i think it's quite drastic to have something inserted in your spinal cord to have an orgasm. |
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Wait, so to have an orgasm, you need to be physically connected to a machine? Way to kill the mood there. Now if it was wireless...that would be pretty:D
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Instant orgasm? Gee, if they had those for men I'd be able to free up at least 8 hours a day.
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Ok...fantasy time...
If every women in the world actually installed a device of some kind in their spinal to electronically activiate orgasm. And I invent a device that can activate all of those device at once (wireless of course). Damn, *wipes tear* I'd be the most fucking popular bastard on this beautiful planet... |
I've already invented it. Killed my gf. Broke her spine and she bled to death. It sucks but now my life will forever be lonely.
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The typical Australian male jumps for joy.
Sunday arfternoon football and the missus wants to do some horizontal folk dancing. Hubby don't feel like it so grabs remote control and gets her off. Now,if we can just invent a device that brings the beer from kitchen to lounge room. |
You know The_Dude, at first I thought you were going to be doing self promotion before I read the article.
Soon enough everybody is going to be running around with garage door openers. |
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This will haunt my dreams forever. |
Nope. Not interested. The hands on way of achieving an orgasm is quite satisfying for me. I can't imagine what it's like for women who can have orgasms so maybe this would be worth it to them. I personally would never be interested because the device is put INTO my body. I wouldn't want that besides the pain left from the surgery and the maintanance possibly required down the road. Forget it. Who knows what the side effect would be. You're messing with the nervous system and the spine is so valuable to me. No way am I going there. I had a spinal when I had my C-section and it was somewhat painful - I don't understand how this could feel GOOD.
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This must have been a lot of fun in the product development stage.
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Spine surgery in order to get electrodes to make orgasms easier to reach? Um, totally overkill.
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Wow, I'm surprised this isn't one of the yahoo news weekly world news stories. Usually when stories like this come up on boards they are from that section. Seems a little extreme to me anyway, considering most evidence shows these problems in women to be linked to psychological factors, and that they'd be better served by therapy then medication, or something as extreme as this.
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/me grabs crotch
I got yer orgasm machine right here! Someone had to say it. |
I would volunteer what the hell.
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I agree that is drastic. It was very interesting to read though
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Thats funny how not one woman wants to test it.
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Now, does this doctor have any volunteers to watch these women achieve an orgasm?
(leaves TFP to call Dr Stuart Meloy) |
I hope it never goes to market. The divorce rate is high enough as it is already, and I'm having a hard enough time staying with my SO as it is.
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Winston-Salem North Carolina? That's where I live! Ha ha. I haven't heard about it, but I doubt this would make it on the news for any amount of time. Oh well, the tests are done in London, but the first...umm, experimenter, was from my hometown.
-Lasereth |
Okay, spinal surgery AND $22,000 for this?!? :crazy:
If this was available for us blokes, I could never imagine putting myself through the risk and the extreme cost of this. As important as the almighty orgasm is, thanks but no thanks... |
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