11-12-2003, 06:56 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Reality TV show I _WOULD_ watch... - "Can you be a Porn Star?!!"
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11-13-2003, 11:46 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Definitely intrigued here. It'll all depend on what they ask as the PPV price...
I've read that a DVD will definitely be published after the end of the show, with content they can't show on PPV, which might make it more appealing.
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11-13-2003, 11:55 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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As with all the reality shows that have been done. The advertising reels you in and then the bang is not what they promised. Well maybe this bang will be for real. Banging for bucks might be a more proper title. Be interesting to see how many girls would go through to the end.
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11-13-2003, 12:06 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Sounds suspiciously like an X-rated American Idol to me, might be worth a few laughs though.
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11-13-2003, 12:47 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Location: Florida
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Wonder how much they plan on charging. Might be fun to watch and see what it's like.
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11-13-2003, 01:01 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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Location: Gastonia NC
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I had the idea once to do a show like that, but do it in Fear Factor style.
Work out exactly how much they were willing to do to become the next big thing. You could do one for men and one for women. For the men: jump right in at the deep end, they have to have sex with an overweight 65 year old woman and they are rated on how long they can stay erect. If they reach the money moment, they automatically make it to the next round. Following this, the men's next challenge is simple. All the remaining competitors go into a refrigerated room. The first 4 to get hard make it to the next round Finally, these four men are given hyper-intense blowjobs by 4 of porn's best blowjob artistes. The last one to blow his load gets the contract for the men. On the women's side, we start off with a 'gauntlet' type chllenge. They have to perform oral sex on 5 men until they get to where they're going. The fastest 5 go through to the next round To prove they have no fear of doing bi scenes, they then have to bring an experienced female porn star to orgasm. Points are awarded for speed, technique and creativity. Finally, the last three have the most disgusting challenge of the game. They have to drink a pint of human semen. The first one to do it wins. If none of them can, the one who drinks most before a ten minute time limit passes wins. I think I'm joking, so if Extreme Associates bting out Porn Factor next week, it's not my fault.
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11-13-2003, 01:16 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Is being a pornstar really all that challenging?
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11-13-2003, 01:30 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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11-14-2003, 06:21 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
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Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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Can you imagine that Idol host lambasting those porn people for not having good enough sex?
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11-14-2003, 08:18 AM | #19 (permalink) |
The GrandDaddy of them all!
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sounds real nice except the ppv part. the site says they'll be hostin videos of the shows that are 'too hot for tv'.
i'm sure there will be passes floating around and we'll get to see whats goin on.
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11-14-2003, 08:29 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
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11-15-2003, 03:42 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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11-15-2003, 04:25 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Location: Gastonia NC
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"what the- this is a hot dog! No wonder nothing's happening!"
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01-30-2004, 10:56 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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Location: Lubbock, TX
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yeah i hope to be able to see this too; if not on tv then at least over the net. I know there's another web-based reality show that involves guys trying out to be porn stars with a bunch of women who sign up for the show too.
I think it's called Joe Pornstar; yeah that's it. http://www.joepornstar.com |
01-30-2004, 01:44 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
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I really doubt that all hot women who want to be in porn are. And we are talking an actual contract not "hey pose for webcam." I think the show would be funny and sexy. I can't wait.
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01-30-2004, 01:54 PM | #30 (permalink) | |
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Thats awesome dude!! I think that is a WAY better idea! Haha. And as far as joepornstar and "Can You be a porn star?" is concerned, more power to the horny people!!
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02-02-2004, 12:08 AM | #33 (permalink) | |
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Location: Chicago, IL
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