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clavus 10-24-2003 10:58 PM

funniest thing I've seen in a looooong time
 
I saw the funniest damn thing today. I had lunch with my dad, and he knocked his drink over. When he saw that it (spilling drink) was headed his way, he tried to scoot his chair back really fast, but managed to tip hs ass all the way over backwards on to the restaurant floor. So there he was, a shocked look on his face, on his back, on the floor, still in his upended chair, and his drink landed right on top of him.

I love my dad dearly. It was all I could do not to laugh...for about 2 seconds. I've been laughing ever since.

I've been almost unable to function, I'm laughing so much. I had to take a crap, and I found myself laughing in the stall. People do not want to hear a man trying to stifle laughter in the crapper. But there I was.

Gawd. I'm laughing now. 12 hours later, and I'm laughing. I can barely type.

oberon 10-24-2003 11:31 PM

Reminds me of one of the submissions to "American's Funniest Home Videos" TV show.. hee hee. :)

TrogDor 10-24-2003 11:41 PM

Haha! Was your dad pissed off or anything like that?

Macheath 10-25-2003 03:11 AM

Looks like he was going for a martial arts style "evasive maneuver".

Those things never work out like they do in the movies.

PulpMind 10-25-2003 03:40 AM

I'm laughing that you were laughing. and the image of that, is worht laughing. especially you in the shitter, laughing, thinking of your dad falling over and getting his drink on him.
I'm in a movie.

ARTelevision 10-25-2003 03:58 AM

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down
an open manhole cover and die. "

-Mel Brooks

JBX 10-25-2003 07:26 AM

That is funny. I could use a good hard laugh.

WhoaitsZ 10-25-2003 09:22 AM

dude. all my close friends know a rule to me:

You Will Be Laughed At.

i don't give a fuck if you die in two minutes in pain. if you do something dumb or funny I will laugh.

i also laugh at myself (if at a later time)

so yeah. keep laughing :)

Semi-Normal 10-25-2003 09:31 AM

Hehe yeah, stuff like that is always funny. I usually manage to see the funny side of it when it happens to me too, even if I'm in excruciating pain.

That story reminds me of a time when I worked at Burger King. We were closed and cleaning up, and the manager was walking past the area where we did the dishes. He slipped over on the wet floor and landed flat on his arse. There were these big metal things that hold the trays of lettuce etc, and they were standing on their ends waiting to be washed, with a pile of plastic trays on top of them. On his way down he bumped them, and after he landed the plastic trays on top fell on his head, followed soon after by the big metal things themselves. To make it even better, everyone who was working happened to see it. No-one could make any move to help him up for ages, because we were all too busy laughing our arses off.

clavus 10-25-2003 08:15 PM

Laughter. Its like a mental orgasm.

Luckily I can laugh at myself...just as dear ol' Dad can.

Jam 10-25-2003 08:44 PM

i dont laugh to often... mostly if i do something dumb and hurt myself.. or if someone else does

Jam 10-25-2003 08:50 PM

http://www.purgeworld.net/work.JPG this is a buddy of mine from work

Stare At The Sun 10-25-2003 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jam161
http://www.purgeworld.net/work.JPG this is a buddy of mine from work
that should be turned into an *owned* pic

Jam 10-25-2003 09:05 PM

hehe... just a minute

http://purgeworld.net/owned.jpg

ASNstunta 10-25-2003 09:07 PM

hah, that pic is going to be spread around as an "Owned" pic!

Jam 10-25-2003 09:12 PM

ahh forget i had disabled hotlinking.. wonder why the one file worked...

matt_mll 10-25-2003 09:34 PM

I've had those debilitating instances of laughter... Takes your breath away after a while, then your stomach starts to ache... always worth it!

b1naryb0r1s 10-27-2003 10:57 AM

Laughter is a good thing. Those that can laugh about the dumb things they do will be better off in the end. One way to shake off embarrassment is to go ahead and laugh about what you did and concede that it was dumb or hilarious. It can make others feel more comfortable around you too.. e.g. your dad and you at the table.

RippedSock1 10-27-2003 02:45 PM

For some reason that story reminds me of a party that I went to. This *ahem* rather large girl was there and she was a little inebriated. She proceded to walk down the stairs and... missed one step. She fell down and some how turned herself around and did a backwards somersault down the stairs.
She stood up right after she was done rolling around and gave a giggle. "Whoop! I'm ok. hehe."

She didn't get hurt so it was, of course, hilarious.

31Friction 10-27-2003 03:25 PM

:lol:


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