10-15-2003, 08:23 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Ask Acetylene
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Help me get into the Bachelor auction
An organization at my university is having a Bachelor auction to benefit breast cancer research. I thought it would be fun to have my worth quantified by the opposite sex.
The catch is there are a limited number of slots, and I need to come up with good answers to the questionnaire. 1. Describe the perfect date. 2. What is the first thing you notice on a girl. 3. Favorite place to make out. 4. What is your best physical feature. Your suggestions don't have to be serious... I'm certainly not.
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10-15-2003, 06:03 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Land of milk and honey - Wisconsin
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1) Go to a comedy club/see a comedian, have dinner at a decent restaraunt, back to my place for wine and a chick flick I'll be able to sit through without vomitting everywhere (anything with Sandra Bullock should be okay, anything with Hugh Grant will cause projectile vomitting)
2) Eyes. They really are the windows to our souls. 3) Everywhere and anywhere 4) My hands. They're strong and firm, but still know how to caress and massage just right. 1, 2 and 3 are my personal answers. 4 is the answer I'd give to impress them.
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10-16-2003, 07:18 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Chef in Training
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1. Describe the perfect date.
A morning at the amusement park. Do some fun stuff, loosen up and relax. An afternoon at an art museum. Expand your mind, think about things. A dinner at a comfortable Italian restaurant. No violins please, you can't listen to each other talk. Dessert and coffee at a sidewalk cafe. 2. What is the first thing you notice on a girl. Her eyes. Its a conversation without speaking. After that, her hair. 3. Favorite place to make out. Outside, at a park. 4. What is your best physical feature. My arms. When they wrap around her she feels safe.
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10-16-2003, 10:45 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
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Location: the phoenix metro
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1. Describe the perfect date. A nice dinner, a simple stroll, followed by a boat ride or carriage ride, and finally to home we go for more exciting activities. 2. What is the first thing you notice on a girl. I look at the eyes and the face as a whole. a bright smile goes a long way. 3. Favorite place to make out. My favourite place to be intimate... the forest. 4. What is your best physical feature. My smile is pretty damn killer, if i do say so myself.
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10-16-2003, 12:39 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Canada
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1. Describe the perfect date.
Sail accross the lake to a small island and have a picnic lunch on the island where you are the only two people there. Sail back as the sun is setting in the west. Perfection if you land at a beach at which you can go for a walk on just before it gets completely dark. Alternately I love classical or jazz music concert dates, but then you have to go to a quite coffee shop or someplace after to hold a conversation. 2. What is the first thing you notice on a girl. Her attitude. 3. Favorite place to make out. A tent - I love camping too. 4. What is your best physical feature. My lips. They get regular excersice playing trumpet. |
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