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little limey · 10-14-2003, 02:31 PM

Interesting fact that I wanted to share-- female rats can hold sperm and fertalize their eggs when they want to. If there is a food shortage or something they usually won't fertalize. If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.

Rudel73 · 10-14-2003, 02:32 PM

Well i guess you learn something new everyday lol

Sledge · 10-14-2003, 02:35 PM

That's strangely arousing...

I was just kidding. Stop looking at me.

GakFace · 10-14-2003, 02:36 PM

That'd be neat... More dumbasses would then use Condoms.. As they'd be afraid the chick would go psycho after sex and get pregnant... That'd be nice! The world would get better!

bundy · 10-14-2003, 05:31 PM

omg, those little creatures are such incedible survivors.
i don´t quite see how so many people out there really hate them...

little limey · 10-14-2003, 07:49 PM

I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.

OFKU0 · 10-14-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by little limey
Interesting fact that I wanted to share-- female rats can hold sperm and fertalize their eggs when they want to. If there is a food shortage or something they usually won't fertalize. If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.

That's if you like your hand more than you like pussy.

battlemouth · 10-14-2003, 08:37 PM

i wish i was a female rat. i'd store other things inside of me though, such as chocolate and tissues. haha im tired

Fremen · 10-14-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by little limey
I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.

Do you want my colony?
They're slowly but steadily pushing me out.

Nisses · 10-15-2003, 02:58 AM

/me imagines a horde of rats heave-ho'ing a couch outside with Fremen on it

JStrider · 10-15-2003, 06:32 AM

Rats are pretty cool... and they do make fun pets...

my pet rat back in the day learned how to open his cage from the inside... so i had to safety pin it closed or he would get out... jump down from the cabinet and make a beeline for my room... always my room... and he would come if you called his name!!

Kangaroos can stop a fetus's development mid pregnancy if theres a food shortage... and then continue it when the food supply is back...

GakFace · 10-15-2003, 06:40 AM

JStrider: How the hell does that work?!?

Midlandmadman · 10-15-2003, 06:58 AM

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Originally posted by little limey
I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.

I wonder if the extra sperm they store kills them??? I think we need the Govt. to spend tons of money to find this out...

dnd · 10-15-2003, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by battlemouth
i wish i was a female rat. i'd store other things inside of me though, such as chocolate and tissues. haha im tired

eugh!!! no!!! thats just not nice! yuk...lose the thought!!!

battlemouth · 10-21-2003, 03:58 PM

i think its a nice thought haha my own personal storage rat would be nice too

bermuDa · 10-21-2003, 04:08 PM

how long can the sperm survive? I thought the lifespan was only a few days... or can they actually preserve the sperm ?

jerseyboy · 10-21-2003, 04:17 PM

Another interesting fact is that not all animals ovulate spontaneously on a schedule like humans. Some animals like cats and rabbits are induced ovulators and only ovulate in response to copulation or manual stimulation similar to it.

vermin · 10-21-2003, 04:39 PM

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If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.

How would that make the world better? Has someone told you there's a shortage of sperm?

Esoteric · 10-21-2003, 06:26 PM

Interesting bit of information, I had no idea they were able to do that.

GoldenOuroboros · 10-21-2003, 06:42 PM

Kangaroos do something similar. If I remember correctly they can store sperm from different partners and use which one they feel fit.. then again I might be wrong..

Church · 10-21-2003, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by little limey
If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.

Actually, that would kind of suck. Then women could hold pregnancy against us and blackmail us with a child for something.

hahaha

j/k

Fremen · 10-21-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Nisses
/me imagines a horde of rats heave-ho'ing a couch outside with Fremen on it

Are you psychic?

punx1325 · 10-22-2003, 11:51 AM

You know whats better than a real rat, a fake one!! Someone down the hall of my dorm has one that just sits at the front door. Whenever a new person walks by they just jump, it never gets old...lol

mml · 10-22-2003, 01:34 PM

For some reason, I find this disturbing, interesting, but disturbing.

shimmy1 · 10-22-2003, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by little limey
I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.

What they lack in longevity, they make up for in numbers.

And tenacity.

Moreland · 10-23-2003, 06:29 AM

Thats pretty cool, as you said the world would indeed be a better place if human women could do that.

legolas · 10-23-2003, 11:01 AM

It might not be though. Women might feel much safer with unprotected sex and having sex in general. I really don't know which keeps them using condoms, STDS or pregnancy. If that was true, we could have a much worse off world.

Reese · 10-23-2003, 02:22 PM

That is interesting indeed. I came across another interesting tidbit while watching discovery channel the other day.

It said a woman is more likely to get pregnant if she orgasms. They did a ultra-mega closeup of it.. very interesting... I think I'll do a little research and see if I understood that right...

bermuDa · 10-23-2003, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by cybermike
It said a woman is more likely to get pregnant if she orgasms.

finally an excuse for all those guys out there that can't get their women off!

10-14-2003, 02:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
little limey Psycho Location: Room Nineteen	rats and sperm Interesting fact that I wanted to share-- female rats can hold sperm and fertalize their eggs when they want to. If there is a food shortage or something they usually won't fertalize. If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.

10-14-2003, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	That'd be neat... More dumbasses would then use Condoms.. As they'd be afraid the chick would go psycho after sex and get pregnant... That'd be nice! The world would get better! __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

10-14-2003, 05:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	omg, those little creatures are such incedible survivors. i don´t quite see how so many people out there really hate them... __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-14-2003, 08:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	i wish i was a female rat. i'd store other things inside of me though, such as chocolate and tissues. haha im tired __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

10-15-2003, 02:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	/me imagines a horde of rats heave-ho'ing a couch outside with Fremen on it __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

10-14-2003, 02:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rudel73 Psycho	Well i guess you learn something new everyday lol

10-14-2003, 02:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sledge Pasture Bedtime	That's strangely arousing... I was just kidding. Stop looking at me.

10-14-2003, 07:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
little limey Psycho Location: Room Nineteen	I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.

10-15-2003, 06:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	Rats are pretty cool... and they do make fun pets... my pet rat back in the day learned how to open his cage from the inside... so i had to safety pin it closed or he would get out... jump down from the cabinet and make a beeline for my room... always my room... and he would come if you called his name!! Kangaroos can stop a fetus's development mid pregnancy if theres a food shortage... and then continue it when the food supply is back... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

10-15-2003, 06:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	JStrider: How the hell does that work?!? __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

10-21-2003, 03:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	i think its a nice thought haha my own personal storage rat would be nice too __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

10-21-2003, 04:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	how long can the sperm survive? I thought the lifespan was only a few days... or can they actually preserve the sperm ? __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-21-2003, 04:17 PM	#17 (permalink)
jerseyboy Insane	Another interesting fact is that not all animals ovulate spontaneously on a schedule like humans. Some animals like cats and rabbits are induced ovulators and only ovulate in response to copulation or manual stimulation similar to it.

10-21-2003, 06:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Interesting bit of information, I had no idea they were able to do that. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-21-2003, 06:42 PM	#20 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Kangaroos do something similar. If I remember correctly they can store sperm from different partners and use which one they feel fit.. then again I might be wrong.. __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

10-22-2003, 01:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	For some reason, I find this disturbing, interesting, but disturbing. __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

10-22-2003, 11:51 AM	#23 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	You know whats better than a real rat, a fake one!! Someone down the hall of my dorm has one that just sits at the front door. Whenever a new person walks by they just jump, it never gets old...lol __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

10-23-2003, 06:29 AM	#26 (permalink)
Moreland Tilted Location: United Kingdom	Thats pretty cool, as you said the world would indeed be a better place if human women could do that.

10-23-2003, 11:01 AM	#27 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	It might not be though. Women might feel much safer with unprotected sex and having sex in general. I really don't know which keeps them using condoms, STDS or pregnancy. If that was true, we could have a much worse off world. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-23-2003, 02:22 PM	#28 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	That is interesting indeed. I came across another interesting tidbit while watching discovery channel the other day. It said a woman is more likely to get pregnant if she orgasms. They did a ultra-mega closeup of it.. very interesting... I think I'll do a little research and see if I understood that right... __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry