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Neato 10-07-2003 07:37 PM

Anyone remember the drink Brainwash?
 
I, being an underexposed child, have only heard lore about this wonderful drink. Aparently it turns your urine and feces blue.
I hear that the company who makes this drink is still in buisiness, but I have no proof.
Does anyone know more about this product? Can you verify it's magical abilities? Can you tell me of some other drink with similar powers? Does this company, the name of which I have forgotten, still exist?
I have been on a 2 year quest to crap blue. A group of my high school friends thought we had found some, placed an order on it through a local hangout club, and the product was never delivered. We were going to bluecrap in all the toilets in the school and not flush. Alas, we graduated without ever receiving our fecal transformer. Disapointed, I hope to cary the torch for the group and bluecrap in the toilets here at my college. Help me!

Sad_Machine 10-07-2003 07:55 PM

Ahh yes, you're talking about Skeleteens Blue Brainwash. It stains not only your feces and urine blue but basically everything it touches. Your mouth will be blue, your fingers will probably turn a shade of blue, and yes your feces and urine will be blue. You can buy it at : http://www.sodaking.com/product_info...roducts_id=399 . This stuff was great back in the day.

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"But for special occasions, the ultimate softdrink has to be navy-blue Brainwash. Read the label. You'll notice many misspelled Chinese herbs, two kinds of chili peppers, and other powerful yet legal ingredients that just won't leave you be. You’ll pace, rant, stay up all night. The Skeleteens make other brain-slamming softdrinks, but Brainwash is the mightiest. We don't know the Skeleteens, and we hope never to meet them. They are probably very scary."

Sledge 10-07-2003 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neato
I have been on a 2 year quest to crap blue.
I am changing my life philosophy to this.

Neato 10-07-2003 08:22 PM

LOL Sledge.

Sad, thanks so much for the info. But I beleive that the product I originally had in mind was made by a different company... no matter though... hopefully I can finally, finally, crap blue.

Edit: Ah, it is the same group obviously, possibly under a new name. I knew they also made Love Postion #69.

Bigwahzoo 10-07-2003 08:26 PM

Can this possibly be true? I can't imagine a drink with so much blue that it stains your entire internal body blue. Can anyone verify this because it sounds too good to be true.

Macheath 10-07-2003 08:29 PM

damn, the kidneys must find the whole experience baffling. "..what the hell is he doing up there?.."

TheClarkster 10-07-2003 09:19 PM

I've had a blue drink which I thought was brainwash but just turned out to be a soda with jalapeno juices and such in it. No blue crap, but very tasty drink.

Neato 10-07-2003 09:30 PM

I can't exactly verify this, but my two friends who got me interested in this both testify that it worked.

Lebell 10-07-2003 11:14 PM

Wow,

I didn't even know this stuff was still around.

Thanks for the link, it's fun to look around and see all the sodas you can still buy.

Now I'll have to count my pennies and order me some brainwash :)

Sad_Machine 10-08-2003 11:51 AM

I think I may go ahead and order some myself.

Sledge 10-08-2003 12:16 PM

Me too, dude. Can anyone tell me what it's like?

This would be great for a theme party...

RippedSock1 10-08-2003 12:17 PM

You can also get the 'bodacious berry' flavor of the "Hawiian Punch" brand juice drink. You know, with this guy: http://www.phonevault.com/media/phonesmall/PUNCHsm.jpg

That shit turned my... shit blue. I kid you not. Now, I don't know what hue of blue you're looking for, but I sure got a nice shade. I'll bet that the more you drink the blue'er your poo gets too.

Neato 10-08-2003 12:21 PM

I want the bluest crap possible.

Sad_Machine 10-08-2003 03:57 PM

Their root beer is also good, it's so full of herbs and shit that nobodies heard of you get a cheap buzz from it.

madsenj37 10-09-2003 12:14 AM

they also make other wierd drinks like Love Potion 69 and Rat Bastard Root Beer, and the one with jalepno mentioned above. They are merely novelty drinks for me since I never liked their flavor.

Midlandmadman 10-09-2003 05:57 AM

Yes the blue one turns your poop blue.......... but, I always drank the one called D.O.A. It was yellow and yummy!!! there was another one called urine love i think.

Midnight_Son 10-09-2003 06:05 AM

must get some to serve a partys......hahahahahahaha....can you imagine the phone calls the next day?

Hash_Browns 10-09-2003 06:14 AM

haha@cnor....that's just GREAT!! ;)


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