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slimcr 10-05-2003 01:56 PM

Have fun trying to guess.....
 
I dont think anyone could really come up with an accurate estimation, but how many masturbations do you think take place on this planet in a 24 hour span? Thats right a full day.

How many would you guess?

Psivage 10-05-2003 04:54 PM

Well for me the number is quite high, I guess about 24 times a day I whip the little bugger out and give it a spanking. The whole world maybe 2,863,246,246,324,214,382,194,862,184,634
I figured in dry humping, rearranging the nutsack.

Harmonia 10-05-2003 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Psivage
Well for me the number is quite high, I guess about 24 times a day I whip the little bugger out and give it a spanking. The whole world maybe 2,863,246,246,324,214,382,194,862,184,634
I figured in dry humping, rearranging the nutsack.

24 times a day...wow...

Nimbletoe 10-05-2003 05:18 PM

A few billion. There would be no way to estimate it very close, because it could vary by day.

ratbastid 10-05-2003 05:24 PM

There are 6.6 billion people in the world. I'd say, on average, one per person per day is a pretty good starting point.

The question, of course, is whether there are 24 prudes out there to offset Psivage.... :rolleyes:

laconic1 10-05-2003 06:34 PM

I would guess the number is quite low. Maybe about 300 million.

anti fishstick 10-05-2003 07:02 PM

welllll hmm.
there's about 6billion people in the world.
have to take into account babies and youngters that haven't discovered masturbation.
but i discovered it when i was 8..
so i'm going with 8 as the average :P
and 1 a day average...
so.. er yeah

Shpoop 10-06-2003 04:47 PM

8 is not average

also take into account ppl over 60, who probly never do it, also i have no idea about the customs in 3rd world countries

24x a day is neither average nor healthy

cjgallen 10-06-2003 04:49 PM

I'd guess a billion.

err...maybe more like 500 million

Miekle 10-06-2003 07:25 PM

6 billion? I would think 17billion..... wow can you imagine the ..... eww on second thought don't try to imagine anything.

David2000 10-06-2003 07:50 PM

I'd say we could put it at a quarter of the men, once per day, so a half session per day per man, which is .25(.5)x 6x10^9 is 7.5x10^8 or 750 million. People who are married don't jerk off often, very few do it 3x per day or more, very few over 55 or 60, very few under 10. Because of the baby boom and population growth we can imagine that both of our "no jerk off" categories are larger than average, which I would say leaves it at a quarter.

Then again, we've got china and india with half the world population among them--and who knows how much they do it over there. Probably less. If we say that they do it on average half as much as we do (pulled that outta my ass) then we'd take a quarter off the 750 million, leaving 562.5 million. That's better I'd say.

I'm studying for case interviews for consulting firms.. go figure. I'd love to get this as a case.

bernadette 10-06-2003 08:51 PM

who cares who does what how often?

y'need a wank, then wank. :D

irseg 10-06-2003 08:58 PM

Let's go with 562.5 million. If each wank yields a teaspoon, that's about 732,000 gallons every single day. Which would fill around 25 swimming pools. Per day.

I drink because it makes me stop thinking about things like this. :)

dnd 10-07-2003 05:05 AM

side note....how many millions of gallons of sperm do u think is shot out??!? eughhhh that would fill a few olympic swimming pools!

monty121052 10-07-2003 07:33 AM

All them poor dead sperm.Ha.

Midlandmadman 10-07-2003 08:04 AM

First off I cant imagine anyone beating off 24 times a day every day......... so someone is full of....errr lies. I would guess in the 600 million range per day... possibly up to 1 billion.

rsl12 10-07-2003 08:21 AM

# of orgasms
 
figuring out the # of orgasms may be more appropriate, since it's difficult to say if scratching yourself at work counts.

it may be instructive to note that the folks at the church of euthanasia have a counter that shows the human population to be increasing by about 2 every second. Let's assume this means about 3 people are born every second, since probably 1 person is dying a second (probably more, but what the hey). Every person born represents, on average, at least one orgasm on the male part, at least! Therefore, the # of male orgasms that lead to conception is 3 a second.

Finally, let's assume that each male orgasm leads to about a teaspoon of semen being created. Multiplying 3 orgasms a second, 3 teaspoons per orgasm yields about:

777,000 GALLONS OF SEMEN that leads to conception per day!!

If you want to know the total amount of spooge created per day, multiply this number by a factor of 10,000 or so. It's well past the billions of gallons.

Who doesn't think the world is overpopulated?

rsl12 10-07-2003 08:22 AM

I should note--I'm refering to human semen. If you include the animal kingdom, you had better be prepared to wash throroughly with antibacterial soap.

tekaweni 10-08-2003 01:44 AM

Hmmm lets see - 6 billion people total, about half of who are probably of wankable age. About half of that get off one way or the other daily, and half of that do it manually. So - 750 million?


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