Britney Spears, no clothes, blah blah blah...(~SFW) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

numberfive · 10-04-2003, 04:34 PM

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Very wool done, Britney

CHEEKY Britney Spears flashes more than a smile, squeezing into just a white jumper and stilettos. Britney, 21, copied a 1966 pose by actress Angie Dickinson for the November issue of Esquire, 70 years of Women We Love.

Not much to say, just thought you all should know. Hot indeed, but I think she should just go the rest of the way and get naked. Naked naked. Unless she already has and I missed out. In which case this is nothing special. Or should I say, even less special.

EDIT: Oh, and here's some nipples

Predator (tm) · 10-04-2003, 04:51 PM

Preaty Nice.

spectre · 10-04-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by numberfive
Hot indeed, but I think she should just go the rest of the way and get naked.

She's doing this the smart way. Slowly revealing herself, little by little, and making as much money as she possibly can along the way.

absorbentishe · 10-04-2003, 05:08 PM

Just another picture to add to my fantasy's. Thanks Brit, keep em coming!

Esoteric · 10-04-2003, 05:42 PM

She's just oh so hot. I hope she gets naked soon...very soon.

SonicRL · 10-04-2003, 06:04 PM

Damn... ^ ^;;
Nice Pics, can't wait until she poses naked.

Root_Beer_Man · 10-04-2003, 06:25 PM

Man...There is just no one like her...so fucking hot. It may take a while before she gets totally naked...but it will be worth the wait

spived2 · 10-04-2003, 07:36 PM

Just wait till you see the pictures inside that magazine. Better than any I've seen so far

Neato · 10-04-2003, 08:45 PM

She's doing it smarter than Christina... who, IMO, has gone from inocent sexy to alternative sexy to gross. I liked her in Dirrty but this new one... ew. Just ew. Not my style I guess.

mingusfingers · 10-04-2003, 09:17 PM

I liked. Can't wait for youknowwhat.

Fallen · 10-04-2003, 09:34 PM

I don't think she should get naked at all. It would spoil the allure and mystery she's got going right now.

Lestat · 10-04-2003, 11:02 PM

All I can say is... BOING!

Bamrak · 10-05-2003, 05:48 AM

I think the sad thing is that once she is naked, all of the joy of seeing pictures like this will be gone..

Macheath · 10-05-2003, 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Fallen
I don't think she should get naked at all. It would spoil the allure and mystery she's got going right now.

She can't keep it up forever though; at some point men will get bored with the mystery and allure of it and wander off to look at some other cutie. She needs to get naked right before this happens or she'll miss out on a chunk of money. It's about timing.

Harmonia · 10-05-2003, 07:27 AM

For some reason I don't think her tits are going to look all that nice. I mean, for one she obviously doesn't wear a bra all that often.

And for another they aren't exactely...I dunno...I'm sure they're nice and all. lol I gotta give it to her that she does have a very toned body!

I think it's sad that she has to defend the fact that she's had sex. Look at all of us! I don't see why it should be different for a star.

brandon11983 · 10-05-2003, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by Macheath
She can't keep it up forever though; at some point men will get bored with the mystery and allure of it and wander off to look at some other cutie. She needs to get naked right before this happens or she'll miss out on a chunk of money. It's about timing.

I would agree with this. Timing is crucial in something like this. Can't give in too soon, and can't keep us waiting forever.

legolas · 10-05-2003, 08:38 AM

Wow that shirt is so freaking hot.. JUST DO PLAYBOY!

bennyb · 10-05-2003, 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by legolas
Wow that shirt is so freaking hot.. JUST DO PLAYBOY!

Lol.

Kaos · 10-05-2003, 11:14 AM

Those pictures make me happy in the pants

Neato · 10-05-2003, 12:44 PM

Really? I think her breasts will be amazing, it won't happen so long from now that the saggyness from bra-lackage will be noticable, or at least I hope not.

GakFace · 10-05-2003, 01:35 PM

from the linky in the edit....

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She added: “As far as the whole sex thing goes, I really did think that Justin was the one I was going to marry so I did do the thing with him after three years.

“And I don’t think that’s a bad thing. Just because I’ve admitted to having sex doesn’t make me a bad person, does it?”

"So I did do the thing with him".. Sorry I find it funny that she said it like such.

That very last line? Of course not, not when you strip on stage for every performance infront of 13 year old girls.. having sex doesn't mean a damn thing...

soopadoopa · 10-05-2003, 01:41 PM

Britney is always just so amazingly hot. But I'm afraid her popularity is wearing thin. I see a Playboy shoot in the future. *fingers crossed*

mattevil · 10-05-2003, 02:00 PM

if britney has a playboy shoot i know i will have a playboy "shoot" of my own

World's King · 10-05-2003, 02:34 PM

nightmare · 10-05-2003, 05:41 PM

nice, especially the glass cutters

Semi-Normal · 10-06-2003, 01:42 AM

Am I the only guy in the world who thinks Britney is waaaaaaaay overrated? I wouldn't say she's ugly, but I would say mildly hot at best. I see chicks who are imo much better looking than her all the time irl.

Snoogans · 10-06-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by Semi-Normal
Am I the only guy in the world who thinks Britney is waaaaaaaay overrrated?

No you're not. At least 60% of the chicks in the Titty board is way hotter than Britney. If she handn't made such a big deal about being a virgin, noone would care half as much about her.

I wouldn't say no if she begged me to fuck her though...

Tophat665 · 10-06-2003, 04:06 AM

I must confess, I still believe she should get nekkid.

Hottieness aside, I don't really care for her (bubblehead). That said, that's a well thought out and nicely posed and executed picture. I can think of a half dozen other women I'd rather see in it, but she'll do.

Oh, and the reason I know any of "Baby, One More Time" is that the Zappa Boys covered it for the "Ready to Rumble" soundtrack. Put it in a whole new light.

dirkbanaan · 10-06-2003, 04:58 AM

troit · 10-06-2003, 05:49 AM

I'm not usually a big Britney fan but she does look pretty good in that picture... Guess I might have to go purchase the lastest issue of Esquire...

nothingx · 10-06-2003, 08:24 AM

Hmm... I've been seeing a lot more of this girl lately.... and by a lot more, I mean skin mostly. She was semi-nude on a recent cover of Rolling Stone. I think it's all just a way of promoting some new work-of-crap album she's working on. Yes... soon... she will be completely washed up.

sadistikdreams · 10-06-2003, 04:34 PM

She looks very tan in that photo.(esquire)
Is it Britney, or Beyonce?

hahaha · 10-06-2003, 06:32 PM

Its only a matter of time. She has nowhere to go but more naked.

striker3303 · 10-07-2003, 05:15 PM

I agree, damn it she should get naked STAT!!!!!!!

MacGnG · 10-07-2003, 07:13 PM

hmmmm interesting.....

h8o4 · 10-07-2003, 07:31 PM

woowe.. she looks sexy.. nothin sexier than a nice pair of hard nips

Skettios · 10-07-2003, 09:17 PM

Sorry guys, I really don't think Britney is ever going to do Playboy, I mean, she already makes enough money, why sell out like that?

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 11:23 PM

I never understood the fascination for Britney. Sure she's hot, but no hotter than lots of other girls.

Meh.

stickyrice · 10-08-2003, 12:40 AM

Honestly, is anyone really surprised by these pictures?

I'll be semi-surprised when she moves into the pr0n industry when her mediocre music talents fail her.

rodgerd · 10-08-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Harmonia

I think it's sad that she has to defend the fact that she's had sex. Look at all of us! I don't see why it should be different for a star.

She made the bed with doing the high-profile "I'm a virgin, waiting for marriage" schtick earlier in her career. When it was a good line for the market she was after, she was happy to be vocal about the alleged joys of no sex.

It's a bit embarrasing for her now, I'm sure, but that's the downside of being famous young: everyone gets to share your stupid moments.

The upside is rolling naked in piles of money. Which is something I'd pay to see...

10-04-2003, 05:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	She's just oh so hot. I hope she gets naked soon...very soon. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-04-2003, 06:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
SonicRL Insane	Damn... ^ ^;; Nice Pics, can't wait until she poses naked. __________________

10-04-2003, 06:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	Man...There is just no one like her...so fucking hot. It may take a while before she gets totally naked...but it will be worth the wait __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

10-04-2003, 07:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	Just wait till you see the pictures inside that magazine. Better than any I've seen so far __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

10-04-2003, 09:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	I liked. Can't wait for youknowwhat. __________________ Still Looking

10-04-2003, 04:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Predator (tm) Upright	Preaty Nice.

10-04-2003, 05:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Just another picture to add to my fantasy's. Thanks Brit, keep em coming!

10-04-2003, 08:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	She's doing it smarter than Christina... who, IMO, has gone from inocent sexy to alternative sexy to gross. I liked her in Dirrty but this new one... ew. Just ew. Not my style I guess.

10-04-2003, 09:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fallen Crazy Location: Adrift In Madness	I don't think she should get naked at all. It would spoil the allure and mystery she's got going right now. __________________ Overdosed on Apathy

10-04-2003, 11:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lestat Psycho Location: Riverside, CA	All I can say is... BOING! __________________ I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handy

10-05-2003, 05:48 AM	#13 (permalink)
Bamrak Enter Title Here Location: Tennessee	I think the sad thing is that once she is naked, all of the joy of seeing pictures like this will be gone..

10-05-2003, 07:27 AM	#15 (permalink)
Harmonia Upright Location: Minnesota	For some reason I don't think her tits are going to look all that nice. I mean, for one she obviously doesn't wear a bra all that often. And for another they aren't exactely...I dunno...I'm sure they're nice and all. lol I gotta give it to her that she does have a very toned body! I think it's sad that she has to defend the fact that she's had sex. Look at all of us! I don't see why it should be different for a star.

10-05-2003, 08:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	Wow that shirt is so freaking hot.. JUST DO PLAYBOY! __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-05-2003, 11:14 AM	#19 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	Those pictures make me happy in the pants

10-05-2003, 12:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	Really? I think her breasts will be amazing, it won't happen so long from now that the saggyness from bra-lackage will be noticable, or at least I hope not.

10-05-2003, 02:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Blah __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-05-2003, 05:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
nightmare Tilted Location: Sophies bike seat	nice, especially the glass cutters __________________ License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

10-05-2003, 01:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Britney is always just so amazingly hot. But I'm afraid her popularity is wearing thin. I see a Playboy shoot in the future. fingers crossed

10-05-2003, 02:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	if britney has a playboy shoot i know i will have a playboy "shoot" of my own

10-06-2003, 01:42 AM	#26 (permalink)
Semi-Normal Insane Location: Christchurch, New Zealand	Am I the only guy in the world who thinks Britney is waaaaaaaay overrated? I wouldn't say she's ugly, but I would say mildly hot at best. I see chicks who are imo much better looking than her all the time irl. __________________ I'm not lazy, I'm "motivationally challenged." Last edited by Semi-Normal; 10-06-2003 at 01:59 AM..

10-06-2003, 04:06 AM	#28 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I must confess, I still believe she should get nekkid. Hottieness aside, I don't really care for her (bubblehead). That said, that's a well thought out and nicely posed and executed picture. I can think of a half dozen other women I'd rather see in it, but she'll do. Oh, and the reason I know any of "Baby, One More Time" is that the Zappa Boys covered it for the "Ready to Rumble" soundtrack. Put it in a whole new light. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-06-2003, 04:58 AM	#29 (permalink)
dirkbanaan Upright Location: Holland, Amsterdam	nice __________________ ...

10-06-2003, 05:49 AM	#30 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	I'm not usually a big Britney fan but she does look pretty good in that picture... Guess I might have to go purchase the lastest issue of Esquire... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

10-06-2003, 08:24 AM	#31 (permalink)
nothingx undead Location: nihilistic freedom	Hmm... I've been seeing a lot more of this girl lately.... and by a lot more, I mean skin mostly. She was semi-nude on a recent cover of Rolling Stone. I think it's all just a way of promoting some new work-of-crap album she's working on. Yes... soon... she will be completely washed up.

10-06-2003, 04:34 PM	#32 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	She looks very tan in that photo.(esquire) Is it Britney, or Beyonce? __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-06-2003, 06:32 PM	#33 (permalink)
hahaha Insane	Its only a matter of time. She has nowhere to go but more naked. __________________ "find what's good and make it last" -Bouncing Souls

10-07-2003, 05:15 PM	#34 (permalink)
striker3303 Tilted Location: Olympia, WA	haha I agree, damn it she should get naked STAT!!!!!!! __________________ Green mustard is the salvation

10-07-2003, 07:13 PM	#35 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	hmmmm interesting.....

10-07-2003, 07:31 PM	#36 (permalink)
h8o4 Upright	woowe.. she looks sexy.. nothin sexier than a nice pair of hard nips

10-07-2003, 09:17 PM	#37 (permalink)
Skettios Condition: Stable and Improving Location: Finger on the little red button.	Sorry guys, I really don't think Britney is ever going to do Playboy, I mean, she already makes enough money, why sell out like that? __________________ Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. Frederich Nietzsche

10-07-2003, 11:23 PM	#38 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	I never understood the fascination for Britney. Sure she's hot, but no hotter than lots of other girls. Meh. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-08-2003, 12:40 AM	#39 (permalink)
stickyrice Crazy	Honestly, is anyone really surprised by these pictures? I'll be semi-surprised when she moves into the pr0n industry when her mediocre music talents fail her. __________________ Can't think of anything to say....