Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

mrquackers · 10-03-2003, 09:33 AM

OW!! OWW!!! OWWWWW!!!!

ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

IC3 · 10-03-2003, 09:50 AM

Damn..Isn't that the second time someone has died from having there nuts crushed & twisted...in the past month or two?

Nimbletoe · 10-03-2003, 09:56 AM

Holy crap. That guy musta had an assload of pride in order to not go get help, because that has to be the worst pain ever.

Thraeryn · 10-03-2003, 09:58 AM

There's a reason why they feel so horrible when you do even simple things like get the tubes inside out of place.

You guys all know what it feels like when you get that bad ball placement, and you're feeling it for the next few minutes. Important stuff down there!

SaltPork · 10-03-2003, 10:03 AM

Yeah, you can't have the jibblies twisted and crushed, bad things happen.

skysooner · 10-03-2003, 10:07 AM

I'm not one who avoids the doctor at all. Even if this had happened to me, I would have sought treatment. The thought of it just makes me cringe.

anleja · 10-03-2003, 10:21 AM

Sparhawk · 10-03-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Yeah, you can't have the jibblies twisted and crushed, bad things happen.

I love new and funny names for private parts.

JIBBLIES FOR ALL!!

battlemouth · 10-03-2003, 11:22 AM

how does it kill you?

10-03-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimbletoe
Holy crap. That guy musta had an assload of pride in order to not go get help, because that has to be the worst pain ever.

he didnt have to much pride if he was beating his wife!
he was an idiot!
he is gone!
the world is now better!

Esoteric · 10-03-2003, 12:23 PM

rainheart · 10-03-2003, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SLIMM
he didnt have to much pride if he was beating his wife!
he was an idiot!
he is gone!
the world is now better!

Rhetoric alert, rhetoric alert...

Locke · 10-03-2003, 12:58 PM

Yeah, not the way I'd want to go.

Elegant Holmes · 10-03-2003, 01:51 PM

not a very elegant way to die.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 10-03-2003, 02:20 PM

Ouch, what a way to die. Wasn't there another thread about a man dying from his testicles being crushed a while back too. This guy should have got treatment.

Harshaw · 10-03-2003, 02:37 PM

...Crushing...

/James Bond

Xiangsu · 10-03-2003, 03:00 PM

It would be too soon if I never had something like this happen to me.

dnd · 10-03-2003, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by battlemouth
how does it kill you?

has to be pain, our threshold is way below that of womens....

can't help but think ouch... hope he gets a big reward whereever he goes after this life for dying in such a painful way!

jujueye · 10-03-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thraeryn
bad ball placement

Nicely put. That would be a nice code phrase to say to your SO next time you're fidgeting at a movie...hahaha....

fckm · 10-03-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by anleja

that's mean, really really mean.
*shudders*

sexymama · 10-03-2003, 04:17 PM

The real question here is who was in more pain for longer. Her, when he beat her; or him when she crushed him? And, who is more in the wrong? Sounds like a no win situation to me!

mingusfingers · 10-03-2003, 05:20 PM

I've got the same kind of story, not meaning to hijack the thread. My brother-in-law's dad works at a hospital. A guy in the emergency ward had his balls kicked by his young kid, and was probably going to die from it. Now how do you grow up knowing you killed your father, especially in that manner.

punx1325 · 10-03-2003, 05:41 PM

She'll never get another date...

DownwardSpiral · 10-03-2003, 05:52 PM

Hilarious. That's a way to get a spouse back. Crush the package. Didn't she know it was fragile? Probably, but who cares.

gonadman · 10-03-2003, 06:26 PM

I, Gonadman, am particularly offended by this merciless and inhumane assault on life's most delicate and treasured jewels

Flesh · 10-03-2003, 06:53 PM

what an evil bitch, i hope she gets her vagina drilled in by heavy machinery

Vyxen · 10-03-2003, 09:15 PM

what an evil asshole... for beating his wife.

Well, what she did wasn't right, but i'm more sympathetic towards her since she was defending herself. Bah he didn't even seek treatment!

Miekle · 10-04-2003, 07:56 AM

Hate to be in like for hevin or hell... How did you die?

My testies were twisted and crushed.....

Anyways I think he deserved it. It was self defence. He shouldn't have lifted his hand and anyways he might not even have died if he would have gotten it checked on.

CSflim · 10-04-2003, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dnd
has to be pain, our threshold is way below that of womens....

I don't think you can die from pain...no matter how bad.

Any medical experts care to explain how ball crushage does more than make you impotent?

striderkevin · 10-04-2003, 04:42 PM

Fly · 10-04-2003, 05:32 PM

i've had a vasectomy after my two lovely children were born.

bring it on lady.....bring it on.......j/k

*guy was a prick and deserved it....shouldn't beat women.even if they are wrong*

SonicRL · 10-04-2003, 06:12 PM

Ouch...that seems like a painful way to die >.<

thejoker130 · 10-05-2003, 12:29 PM

ow...thats it just...ow

tigerkick · 10-05-2003, 10:21 PM

will someone find a medical reason for this? dying for getting kicked in the balls? hrmmm... because of the pain? or internal bleeding..?

BlueBongo · 10-05-2003, 10:45 PM

I wonder what would happen to a woman in the US that did that to her husband... would be kinda interesting to find out what laws there might be about this sort of thing.. studying forensic science I don't know that I would be excited about being the photographer that gets to take pictures of the body... but there are worse ways to die.

Someone should post what the outcome of her trial is.

Sledge · 10-06-2003, 12:08 AM

We had Lorena Bobbitt. She might be a good place to start thinking. What happened to her, anyway?

troit · 10-06-2003, 05:59 AM

Couldn't even finish reading everyone's responses...The aching sensation was just too much....

tekaweni · 10-08-2003, 03:32 AM

Ow! You have to be a guy to understand that kind of pain. My balls crept up my ass and hid when I read that.

wannabenakid247 · 10-08-2003, 11:40 AM

Why is it that men are less inclined to seek any medical attention of that nature than women? Thats what baffles me.

Hash_Browns · 10-09-2003, 06:07 AM

I'm willing to bet he didn't want to get treatment because he was embarrassed...some men and their pride...

I also think that he deserved it and that it was self defense as long as they can prove he was beating her.

10-03-2003, 09:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles OW!! OWW!!! OWWWWW!!!! ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency. Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later. "Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said. "The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage." Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

10-03-2003, 09:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nimbletoe Junkie Location: Michigan	Holy crap. That guy musta had an assload of pride in order to not go get help, because that has to be the worst pain ever. __________________ Go Pistons!

10-03-2003, 10:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Yeah, you can't have the jibblies twisted and crushed, bad things happen. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

10-03-2003, 11:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	how does it kill you? __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

10-03-2003, 12:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Ouch __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-03-2003, 09:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	Damn..Isn't that the second time someone has died from having there nuts crushed & twisted...in the past month or two?

10-03-2003, 09:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	There's a reason why they feel so horrible when you do even simple things like get the tubes inside out of place. You guys all know what it feels like when you get that bad ball placement, and you're feeling it for the next few minutes. Important stuff down there!

10-03-2003, 10:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	I'm not one who avoids the doctor at all. Even if this had happened to me, I would have sought treatment. The thought of it just makes me cringe.

10-03-2003, 10:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland

10-03-2003, 12:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Locke Insane Location: The reddest state ever. :(	Yeah, not the way I'd want to go. __________________ CUBS WIN, CUBS WIN!!!! - Pat Hughes "Don't surround yourself with yourself." Yes

10-03-2003, 01:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	not a very elegant way to die.

10-03-2003, 02:20 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	Ouch, what a way to die. Wasn't there another thread about a man dying from his testicles being crushed a while back too. This guy should have got treatment. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

10-03-2003, 02:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
Harshaw Is mad at you. Location: Bored in Sacramento	...Crushing... /James Bond __________________ This too shall pass.

10-03-2003, 03:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
Xiangsu Addict Location: Illinois	It would be too soon if I never had something like this happen to me.

10-03-2003, 04:17 PM	#21 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	The real question here is who was in more pain for longer. Her, when he beat her; or him when she crushed him? And, who is more in the wrong? Sounds like a no win situation to me! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

10-03-2003, 05:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	I've got the same kind of story, not meaning to hijack the thread. My brother-in-law's dad works at a hospital. A guy in the emergency ward had his balls kicked by his young kid, and was probably going to die from it. Now how do you grow up knowing you killed your father, especially in that manner. __________________ Still Looking

10-03-2003, 05:41 PM	#23 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	She'll never get another date... __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

10-03-2003, 05:52 PM	#24 (permalink)
DownwardSpiral The Funeral of Hearts Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .	Hilarious. That's a way to get a spouse back. Crush the package. Didn't she know it was fragile? Probably, but who cares. __________________ "So Keep on Pretending. Our Heavens Worth the Waiting. Keep on Pretending. It's Alright." -- H.I.M., "Pretending"

10-03-2003, 06:26 PM	#25 (permalink)
gonadman Psycho Location: Philly	I, Gonadman, am particularly offended by this merciless and inhumane assault on life's most delicate and treasured jewels __________________ For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda

10-03-2003, 06:53 PM	#26 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	what an evil bitch, i hope she gets her vagina drilled in by heavy machinery

10-03-2003, 09:15 PM	#27 (permalink)
Vyxen Tilted Location: NJ	what an evil asshole... for beating his wife. Well, what she did wasn't right, but i'm more sympathetic towards her since she was defending herself. Bah he didn't even seek treatment!

10-04-2003, 07:56 AM	#28 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	Hate to be in like for hevin or hell... How did you die? My testies were twisted and crushed..... Anyways I think he deserved it. It was self defence. He shouldn't have lifted his hand and anyways he might not even have died if he would have gotten it checked on.

10-04-2003, 04:42 PM	#30 (permalink)
striderkevin Crazy Location: Can't tell you, then I'd have to kill you.	Ow __________________ "A false life is equal to death. Be your true self" -Strider Hiryu

10-04-2003, 05:32 PM	#31 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i've had a vasectomy after my two lovely children were born. bring it on lady.....bring it on.......j/k guy was a prick and deserved it....shouldn't beat women.even if they are wrong __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-04-2003, 06:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
SonicRL Insane	Ouch...that seems like a painful way to die >.< __________________

10-05-2003, 12:29 PM	#33 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	ow...thats it just...ow __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

10-05-2003, 10:21 PM	#34 (permalink)
tigerkick Upright Location: Chicago	will someone find a medical reason for this? dying for getting kicked in the balls? hrmmm... because of the pain? or internal bleeding..?

10-06-2003, 12:08 AM	#36 (permalink)
Sledge Pasture Bedtime	We had Lorena Bobbitt. She might be a good place to start thinking. What happened to her, anyway?

10-06-2003, 05:59 AM	#37 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Couldn't even finish reading everyone's responses...The aching sensation was just too much.... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

10-08-2003, 03:32 AM	#38 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Ow! You have to be a guy to understand that kind of pain. My balls crept up my ass and hid when I read that. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-08-2003, 11:40 AM	#39 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	Why is it that men are less inclined to seek any medical attention of that nature than women? Thats what baffles me.

10-09-2003, 06:07 AM	#40 (permalink)
Hash_Browns Psycho Location: Right behind you...BOO!	I'm willing to bet he didn't want to get treatment because he was embarrassed...some men and their pride... I also think that he deserved it and that it was self defense as long as they can prove he was beating her. __________________ Smile It makes people wonder what you're up too!