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Old 10-03-2003, 09:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles

OW!! OWW!!! OWWWWW!!!!


ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn..Isn't that the second time someone has died from having there nuts crushed & twisted...in the past month or two?
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Holy crap. That guy musta had an assload of pride in order to not go get help, because that has to be the worst pain ever.
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, you can't have the jibblies twisted and crushed, bad things happen.
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm not one who avoids the doctor at all. Even if this had happened to me, I would have sought treatment. The thought of it just makes me cringe.
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah, you can't have the jibblies twisted and crushed, bad things happen.
I love new and funny names for private parts.

JIBBLIES FOR ALL!!
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:22 AM   #9 (permalink)
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how does it kill you?
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:31 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Holy crap. That guy musta had an assload of pride in order to not go get help, because that has to be the worst pain ever.
he didnt have to much pride if he was beating his wife!
he was an idiot!
he is gone!
the world is now better!
 
Old 10-03-2003, 12:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Ouch
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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he didnt have to much pride if he was beating his wife!
he was an idiot!
he is gone!
the world is now better!
Rhetoric alert, rhetoric alert...
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2003, 01:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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not a very elegant way to die.
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Ouch, what a way to die. Wasn't there another thread about a man dying from his testicles being crushed a while back too. This guy should have got treatment.
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:00 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It would be too soon if I never had something like this happen to me.
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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how does it kill you?
has to be pain, our threshold is way below that of womens....

can't help but think ouch... hope he gets a big reward whereever he goes after this life for dying in such a painful way!
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:19 PM   #19 (permalink)
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bad ball placement
Nicely put. That would be a nice code phrase to say to your SO next time you're fidgeting at a movie...hahaha....
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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that's mean, really really mean.
*shudders*
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Old 10-03-2003, 04:17 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The real question here is who was in more pain for longer. Her, when he beat her; or him when she crushed him? And, who is more in the wrong? Sounds like a no win situation to me!
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Old 10-03-2003, 05:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I've got the same kind of story, not meaning to hijack the thread. My brother-in-law's dad works at a hospital. A guy in the emergency ward had his balls kicked by his young kid, and was probably going to die from it. Now how do you grow up knowing you killed your father, especially in that manner.
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Old 10-03-2003, 05:41 PM   #23 (permalink)
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She'll never get another date...
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Old 10-03-2003, 05:52 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Hilarious. That's a way to get a spouse back. Crush the package. Didn't she know it was fragile? Probably, but who cares.
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I, Gonadman, am particularly offended by this merciless and inhumane assault on life's most delicate and treasured jewels
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:53 PM   #26 (permalink)
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what an evil bitch, i hope she gets her vagina drilled in by heavy machinery
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:15 PM   #27 (permalink)
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what an evil asshole... for beating his wife.

Well, what she did wasn't right, but i'm more sympathetic towards her since she was defending herself. Bah he didn't even seek treatment!
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Old 10-04-2003, 07:56 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Hate to be in like for hevin or hell... How did you die?

My testies were twisted and crushed.....

Anyways I think he deserved it. It was self defence. He shouldn't have lifted his hand and anyways he might not even have died if he would have gotten it checked on.
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Old 10-04-2003, 11:06 AM   #29 (permalink)
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has to be pain, our threshold is way below that of womens....
I don't think you can die from pain...no matter how bad.

Any medical experts care to explain how ball crushage does more than make you impotent?
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Old 10-04-2003, 04:42 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2003, 05:32 PM   #31 (permalink)
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bring it on lady.....bring it on.......j/k


*guy was a prick and deserved it....shouldn't beat women.even if they are wrong*
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Old 10-04-2003, 06:12 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Ouch...that seems like a painful way to die >.<
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Old 10-05-2003, 12:29 PM   #33 (permalink)
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ow...thats it just...ow
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Old 10-05-2003, 10:21 PM   #34 (permalink)
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will someone find a medical reason for this? dying for getting kicked in the balls? hrmmm... because of the pain? or internal bleeding..?
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Old 10-05-2003, 10:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I wonder what would happen to a woman in the US that did that to her husband... would be kinda interesting to find out what laws there might be about this sort of thing.. studying forensic science I don't know that I would be excited about being the photographer that gets to take pictures of the body... but there are worse ways to die.

Someone should post what the outcome of her trial is.
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Old 10-06-2003, 12:08 AM   #36 (permalink)
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We had Lorena Bobbitt. She might be a good place to start thinking. What happened to her, anyway?
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:59 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Couldn't even finish reading everyone's responses...The aching sensation was just too much....
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Old 10-08-2003, 03:32 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Ow! You have to be a guy to understand that kind of pain. My balls crept up my ass and hid when I read that.
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:40 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Why is it that men are less inclined to seek any medical attention of that nature than women? Thats what baffles me.
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:07 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I'm willing to bet he didn't want to get treatment because he was embarrassed...some men and their pride...

I also think that he deserved it and that it was self defense as long as they can prove he was beating her.
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