Breast Implant
 

This is a really strange question but...

Anyone know where I can get a breast implant? I would prefer it to not be used but if I don't have a choice that will be fine.

I wish there was a cool or interesting reason as to why I want one but there isn't. I'm just weird and collect strange things like... breast implants.

Any information is welcome...

Thank you.

eBay?

I'll bet Dow Corning has a bunch they'd be willing to unload. Heh.

Or contact a plastic surgeon and say you need it for an art project or something.

That's pretty weird dude.

I guess your best bet would be to contact a plastic surgeon about it.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I know why you want one... you are going to implant it on the outside of your right thigh, so that you can put your hand in your pocket and give it a squeeze without anyone knowing...

{did I just type that out loud?}

ROLF now I want one redlemon. Heh but anyways try ebay.... maby you could get Courtneys old one that her dog choked on :P

I've been around the net all day looking for one and no luck.


Not even on eBay. I thouht you could find everything on eBay.

I think it might be easier if you emailed Pam Anderson I am sure she has plenty of spares around.

Sometimes if you randomly write companies they will send you this type of thing just for asking... Worth a shot I guess... otherwise call your local plastic surgeon and see if they have any extras, I have no idea what the cost is on these but since they are medical is probably ridiculous, so good luck :-/ Manufacturer is probably your best bet.

nothing like turning yourself secretly into a uni-boob

Hello...Did I just miss something here?

Nope. Just me being a freak.

Didn't she get rid of hers a few years ago?
I guess that's all the more reason she may be able to supply one for you WK.

my cousin got hers, and they were about a grand a tit..
so i hope you ar REALLY interested in these WK, because unless you get a freebee, you're proally looking at at least a couple of hundred a boob. Does it need to be filled? do you have a size preference?
Good Luck, i don't know if you are going to be able to pull this one off.

Sounds like you're looking for an excuse to never leave the house.

Or maybe something to put on the dash of your car to keep you occupied during rush hour.

Did you want it installed as well?

No.

I just need something new for my collection of strange medical stuff.

I bet you could find one on ebay

Hey King
Not sure where to find the fake boob, but could you enlighten us as to what's in your collection now?

It's really nothing exciting. I have a lot of stuff that I stole when I was in the Hospital last year. I have two friends that are doctors and one that's a funeral director so they always give me weird stuff.

Hm... closest thing I can think of, that would be easy to acquire, would be a silicone replacement breast for women that have had mastectomy operatons. Probably not quite what you're looking for, but I've thought of getting one myself just to weird my friends out. I suppose if you went to a plastic surgeon he could sell you one. Bet it would be pretty cheap too, considering there's no actual operation involved.

yeah....i dont think that the implants themselves are that expensive, it's the operation that goes along with it that makes them expensive

that would be neet to have a fake boob and like keep it on the coffee table in your living room so when people came over to your house they could play with it

My brother has like a hand rest for a computer mouse and it's made out of some kind of gel or silicone. It feels like a breast though.
sorta like these things, but without the mouse pad built in.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...55056?v=glance

but i guess this isn't helpful cause youi're not looking for something to squeeze or whatever....sorry :p

I was watching MythBusters on cable Friday, and they did an experiment checking to see if a breast implant would burst in a depressurized airplane. They received a box of about 6 from somewhere, they were labled "samples - not for implantation".

WK, have you found your breast implant, yet?

You could get one of the fakes they sell to cross-dressers - easily available on the internet.

A breast implant would make a pretty badass paperweight.

Did you try contacting the companies that produce them directly? Im sure they throw some out occassionally.

If you haven't found it this might be worth a shot.

I, too have wanted a single breast implant. One of the silicone varieties, and one of the saline varieties.

Did it burst?!

That mythbusters show kicks ass, its quite interesting, and i envy their jobs.

dude.....

.......balloon....water........there ya' go.