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Salma: 'Men are so weak'

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...778496,00.html

Salma Hayek: 'I WANT A MAN WITH BALLS'

'I WANT A MAN WITH BALLS'

Salma Hayek says she's still single because she has yet to meet a man with more balls than her.

The 37-year-old star of Once Upon A Time in Mexico told Austrian magazine Woman that she wants to settle down and start a family but has not yet found the right man.

She said: "My mum's always asking me: "When will you finally get married?" and I always say: "When I find a man who has more balls than me".

The actress, who says she has come close to marriage four times, added: "What worries me the most is that most men are so weak.

"Because of that, they act like they don't care and like machos - because they are too fragile inside.

"They're scared of confrontation and afraid of so many things. And because of this, they build up their life so they have to deal with their feelings as little as possible."

The star, who is currently dating Hulk actor Josh Lucas, said her ideal man would be in touch with his feminine side.

She said: "I find feminine men unbelievably sexy. But most men are completely incapable of getting in touch with their feminine side. They don't have the courage to confront this part of their soul."

And she added: "What am I supposed to talk about with a man who doesn't know what it's like to be a woman?"

Last Updated: 19:03 UK, Monday September 15, 2003

Halx

I guess maybe she wants 2 CDs..


to see deez... NUTS
Are they big enough for ya!?!

(hah.. i crack myself up.. really)

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sexymama

IMHO she needs to learn to celebrate and embrace the difference rather than looking for her "man" to be like another girlfriend. And how is a man, that is like a woman, a man "with balls?"

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sixate

I'd love to show her just how "weak" I am.
She couldn't handle me, and I'd bet anything that I could make her weak ass cry in less than 2 minutes.

She says she wants a man with balls, but she loves feminine men? WFT!! That makes no sense at all. She smokin hot, but a complete moron.

Mind_Storm

Unfortunately she's too stuck on herself to see the beauty in others.

Sometimes it's better to settle for Mr. right NOW instead of Mr. RIGHT..You can spend all your life searching for the right person..BALLS OR NO BALLS.

mattevil

so she's looking for a guy with the balls to show his feminine side?
ok deal as long as i see her "side" first.

twotimesadingo

wants to have her cake and eat it too.
sad to see a mature woman who doesnt realize that there are no perfect men, but rather men who are perfect for her. and apparently, she would be most compatible with a transvestite.

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lurkette

It sounded like she wants a man who is man enough (has enough balls) to show his feelings and see his feminine side, rather than someone who is so insecure he has to be macho. No contradiction at all.

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Psivage

Well I'm out. I'm a giant chicken.

Giant Hamburger

Hail Salma!

Too bad you don't want a giant hamburger.
Do I make you... hungry?
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Macheath

She should probably get out of Hollywood for a while - It's getting to her.

btw - does "feminine side" mean an honest, emotionally stable man who makes his feelings clear; or does it mean a flaky and androgynous SNAG who expresses his emotions by plagarising Dr Phil? Just curious.

rainheart

...obligatory transvestite joke...

K-Wise

I have 2 sisters, a mom, and 3 female dogs over the years. I know a lot about women. She would probably fall in love with me. That and the fact that I'm the best looking man I've ever seen Knaw but seriously as much as that doesn't make sense to the simple minded. I commend her for saying that. Men who are afraid to be slightly efeminate have no confidence in their sexuality. Same types a dudes who'll call a guy a fag for expressing affection for his significant other to them.

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DownwardSpiral

Would take balls to be a feminine man, sixate. Look at the typical stereotype of a feminine man, people think he'd be gay and this that and the other. So by saying she wants a man with balls who's feminine, she is making a lot of sense, I think.

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i8one2

I guess she has never met a crossdressing dom, like me...to bad, her loss. I got big ones and that fem stuff down too.
That girl needs to re evaluate herself and the chooses she has made in her life. She can't have it both ways, then again she can..if she ever got a clue, but thats too much to ask, I think.
I wish her luck.

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Sixate, I bet you could.

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Astrocloud

I'm sorry, I just can't imagine meeting Selma Hayak in any situation where she can justly evaluate my balls.

Phaenx

What? You want to fight, bitch?

I can take her, does anyone disagree? Yeah that's right, now lets arm wrestle.

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tritium

I'm right here, Salma. I've been here for 22-years...

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Rlyss

What a load. I can't believe she can get away with saying "Men are so weak". Imagine if Brad Pitt or Ben Affleck or any other male star said "Women are so weak", everyone would be up in arms about it, they would be shot down and ridiculed in a split second.

Holo

I hope irony steps in her life one day and she finds a wonderful feminine man only to find out he literally has no balls

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Xiangsu

Edward Norton has smaller balls then Salma lmao

Roark

Wow I thought her and Ed Norton had been dating for like two years and in fact still were? She is a hot little momma though, way better than JLO in my book.

rev_skarekroe

Ed Norton dated Courtney Love for several years, so what does he know? sk

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Soggybagel

She's 37....WOW. In any case I like this one better Halx. Did you get the cd's. "WHAT CD'S?" CDEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH

Shpoop

if someone told me to not be afraid and show my femenine side, i wouldnt know what they wanted... would they want me to appreciate beauty or talk about feelings or wear skirts or what?!

sixate

HAHA! That's funny.
What it comes down to is all women want a feminine man until the day comes that they need a real man around. Let's just say that Salma is walking down the street with her feminine man and a real man robs them. The feminine wuss gets slapped to the ground like a woman. He just whimpers and cries, and then Salma gets raped and all fucked up. Well, if she had a real man she wouldn't have to worry about it because a real man wouldn't be a puss and he'd be able to protect her ass. Damn! I hate when women want me to act like a chic. I'm a damn man not a woman. If you need someone who's feminine then just get in touch with your lesbo side and get with another broad and leave me alone.

And why is it chics just can't let a guy be himself anymore? If you're trying to change everything about the guy you're with then just how much do you really like him anyway? Not much! I won't even get started because this makes me mental.

skysooner

My wife doesn't see what I see in Salma. She is one sexy Chica.