oldtimer

Say....... 2 Large?

If you have more combinations that vary per order by all means let us know.

__________________
Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0.
Where the hell am I?....
Showering once a month does not make you a better person.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

rogue49

2 or 3 bucks would be exceptable.

little limey

I usually just give a buck or two and let them keep the change (as in coins change).

Are pizza guys paid like waitresses where they are expected to get tips? I hate that damned law. As a waitress you only make $2.50 an hour and nothing more if you don't get any tips.

Halx

For 2 large.. 3 or 4 bucks is ok.

__________________
You have found this post informative.
-The Administrator
[Don't Feed The Animals]

GuttersnipeXL

Having been a pizza driver for a few years, I would say 2 or 3 dollars is standard. Depending on the size of the order. One thing I could not stand for, was when people would have an order that would come to $19.92 and they would give me a wad of money and say keep the change...only to find out that when counted, it comes to $20.00 even! Wow, that used to get me! Not only is it insulting to the driver who brought you your food, It's poor class. This person is serving you food, just like a waiter...drivers ALWAYS remember the crappy tippers. So if you give a crappy tip, next time your pizza miht be 20 minutes late! On the other hand, good tippers will usually get better service. You've got to give a little to get a little as they say. If your into making people happy, give out a five dollar bill here and there...that makes drivers happy.

__________________
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

Lebell

I usually tip a buck a pie.

__________________
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis

The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU!

Please Donate!

Batman976

I usually do two bucks. If I'm paying in cash it might be slightly more or slightly less. Eitherway, I live in a college town. I'm probably one of the better tippers.

__________________
The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

Vilkata

I usually try to do $2 bucks. Sometimes I unfortunately don't have the money to tip, which makes me feel bad. So then next time I get that driver I give him $5

__________________
LOL KEEKLES

The_Dude

I try to round it up to the nearest full bill. It's usually $1+

__________________
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

Cardinal Syn

All depends on the situation. But normaly its around 3 bucks.

Phaenx

I didn't have any money to tip a guy that brought us 2 large pizzas a few weeks ago. I was watching my brothers kids and they left me 20 bucks, so he ended up making 8 or so cents. Felt like a jerk for like 5 minutes until it was pizza eating time.

__________________
"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

sixate

Delivery is free.
So no tip from me.
I almost always pick it up anyway.

Sapper

$3

__________________
rm -f /bin/laden

TM875

Wow...you guys are all tightwads.

Personally, I give the pizza guy the same percentage as if I was in a real resturant. Who knows the hell they went through to drive your food to your doorstep? Typically, I just give them an even amount of cash. So if the bill came to $14, I'd just give the guy a $20.

One time, I ordered a pizza in Washington. Since I knew how terrible the traffic situation is there (I refuse to ever go back there again), I gave the guy a $10 tip. They deserve it.

__________________
"I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."

Kush

10%

__________________
I like this forum. A lot.

World's King

A blow job.

__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown

Esoteric

Usually $5 or more, depending on the order.

__________________
From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch
Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck
I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change
Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

fallen_angel

if hes really cute give em a buck if its a chick stiff her. thats how i do it

__________________
from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

CyN1caL

I agree on giving a hot chick some extra

But for a regular delivery guy, $3-5 is usually good.

Lunchbox7

Coming from an ex pizza pilot I totally agree with GuttersnipeXL. Pizza pilots have the best stories from interupting couples haveing sex to a bunch of drunk dickheads trying to mug you. There was this one guy in my area who everyweek he would order pizza. If I was unfortunate enough to deliver it he would ask if he could give me a head job (I am not gay). When I woulds say no he would give me a $5 tip. I feel so ambivalent.

Miekle

I used to deliever for little Caesars... I hated when people didn't tip. We have to use our own cars, we don't get paid for gass, and we don't get paid for ware and tair.

There was a $2 delievery fee which was ok but after you hit customers who are regulars they normaly tipped me like 3$ to 4 bucks. My favorit was this guy who works in the navy he tipped 10$ and there were a few people like that, kinda makes it worth it.

But I would say at least 2 bucks at the very least, its only curtousy since most delievery drivers use thier own cars.

spectre

Always $3 - $4.

__________________
"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

G5_Todd

delivery is free...they will get nothing and like it!














nah...depends on what the tab is...if i order a small pie and it costs 7.50 they will get a buck fifty tip......


for god sakes im only 4 blocks from the pizza joint....

but usually i give em 2 and change

__________________
"....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

-General Franks

tdoc

1-2 bucks.

Nizzle

15% just like anywhere else. I don't know that they make waiter wages, but the job must be awful. I personally hate commuting -- driving to be somewhere on time. I can't imagine having to rush around for 8 hours, to be stiffed by ingrates every 20 minutes who think they are special somehow and should've gotten their pie before everyone else.

I'd probably seek revenge for cheapskates, come to think of it.

__________________
Nizzle

bundy

tipping isn´t a big thing here.
its not a cultural thing like it seems to be over in the states.
so no, he doesn´t get a tip.

i´ll tip a good bar attendant, waiter or cabbie, but thats about it.

__________________
Ohayo!!!

cokeman7717

a buck and the coin change. people do give me a tip for doing my job, my empoyer pay me. so why should i pay them directly, there wages is built into the price of the pizza. if it pays that badly then they should get a different job.

Glad-I-Ate-Her

A couple of bucks depending the order size and how long it took to get there. Also I would kick a little extra if its pouring outside or snowing.


Glad

__________________
I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

Jim Kata

I deliver food a couple of times a week. I expect at least 10% but will consider you semi cheap if thats all you give.
Like mentioned before...I use my own car and I don't get gas money from the deli.
The worst is those bastards that live just on the edge of town and order small orders and leave like a $1 tip if that. Where I work, whichever driver is there first gets the next order...so if I'm sent to bumfuck, I am fucked on a couple of deliveries.
Delivery is free, true. But if I know you are a bad tipper, or just a dick, I take my sweet time. I do give you the benefit of the doubt the first 2 or 3 times, but after that...I'll drive around for a bit talking on the phone, or since my parents live near the deli, I stop by and see whats up with them.
If you aren't gonna at least give me the $.36 per mile that the government give to people they send on travel, than I will make sure your food gets cold.

absorbentishe

I usually pick it up myself, so I expect a bj when I get home, of course I get the cold shoulder more than not. If I had them delivered, at least 20%, or 3 bucks. Sometimes when I pick it up, I'll buy coke, and give it back to the counter guy and tell him share with the others, they're thirsty too!

LaughingCow

Meh, if they get there earlier then the time they said on the phone I'll give them 2-5 bucks depending on what I have, but if not, no tip. Only other way I'll give a tip is if they say something funny, or are cheerfull/polite etc., then I might fork over extra.

I just don't feel I should be paying more then what I'm told on the phone, especially since I usually can only just afford that.

__________________
Haacha!

a2k

$3 or 15%, whichever is greater. And I always round up.

tinger

I usually go 2 or 3 bucks. What I usually order these days comes to 26 dollars and change so I just give the guy $30 and tell him to have a nice day.

BurntToast

I always tip $5 minimum... I used to have that job and I know what a thankless, shitty job it is...

Oh and as for the good stories... One night this kid skipped in line and took my delivery. Well when he got there he got the ever loving shit beat out of him by 2 muggers. Bet he was sorry he did that.

__________________
The taint. Conveniently located between the snack bar and the dumpster.

MacGnG

~ $2
depends on:
if its fast or not
how much food we got
pizza / chinese food

John Falcon

I tip them at least 20%...except when they gave we the wrong order and then after another hour, brought my desired pizza cold.

numberfive

None. Never even thought about it. Everywhere I've ordered a pizza nobody has ever tipped the pizza guy. So, like I said before, none. Don't think I'll start now either.

__________________
P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

slimshaydee

We dont generally tip people here in Australia, because waiters/delivery people are paid enough. I've never tipped anyone.

Xiangsu

A couple of times I have paid for a pizza in all quarters and no tip. Now im starting to wonder about the sperm count of my usual pizza...

Bill O'Rights

$2.00, plus I usually round the coin up.

__________________
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.