This Just In from Norway: More Casual Sex != Sexual Happiness - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Lebell · 09-25-2003, 01:24 PM

Well duh!

But I know that many people feel that pursuit of the Big O is the only way to be happy...

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Norway world leader in casual sex

Seven out of ten Norwegians have had a random sex partner and the country is a world leader in one-night stands. At the same time they are among the least sexually satisfied citizens in the world, according to the latest findings in the Durex Global Sex Survey for 2003.

Interviews of 150,000 people from 34 nations form the basis of the study released this week. The statistics provide a fascinating look into the different private habits around the world, and insight into what makes Norwegians warm all over.

In terms of sheer numbers, Norway was about average with 124 sex sessions a year, well behind winners Hungary with an active 152. Satisfaction was worse for Norwegians, with only 62 percent saying they were content with their sex life, placing them as low as 29th on the list.

Neighbor Denmark was even unhappier, ranking 30th in contentment. Swedes were even gloomier, only slightly more content but with a low average of 102 times a year.

What Norwegians are enthusiastic about is casual sex, with only Icelanders and Vietnamese more likely to collect one-night stands.

Other findings in the condom maker's study: 11 percent of Norwegians have paid for sex, 42 percent have had telephone or Internet sex, 10 percent have faked orgasms and 12 percent have had homosexual sex.

Norwegians lust after movie stars George Clooney, Vin Diesel and Halle Berry, and think that doctors and nurses represent the sexiest professions.

anleja · 09-25-2003, 02:58 PM

"I'm on my way to Norway to pleasure and satisfy their population."

Gebbinn · 09-25-2003, 03:27 PM

THAT should make the norwegians happy!!!

Sapper · 09-25-2003, 04:13 PM

lol !!!

Stare At The Sun · 09-25-2003, 06:22 PM

This just in:

Im moving to norway.

rogue49 · 09-25-2003, 07:07 PM

or maybe Iceland

I believe we Americans have something learn from other nations.

More sex is good.

Get over your hangups.

Lebell · 09-25-2003, 07:16 PM

Did any of you get to the SECOND sentence before making your airline reservations???

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At the same time they are among the least sexually satisfied citizens in the world

Holo · 09-25-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
Did any of you get to the SECOND sentence before making your airline reservations???

Well we can start a new division of the "Piece" Corp. It's all about helping those suffering right?

DoomzDayz · 09-25-2003, 08:03 PM

im sexually satisfied...

(i'm a virgin.)

for the most part, anyway.

Astrocloud · 09-25-2003, 08:47 PM

What's it like to get permission to work in Norway? What languages will I have to know? Down boy. down.

Averett · 09-26-2003, 04:52 AM

Yeah, that's all I want is lots and lots of unsatisifying sex. I'll pass, thanks.

I prefer what little sex I get to be good. But that's just me

Quality over quantity.

Redlemon · 09-26-2003, 05:33 AM

Solution; marry a Norwegian. I did, worked very well!

09-25-2003, 01:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	This Just In from Norway: More Casual Sex != Sexual Happiness Well duh! But I know that many people feel that pursuit of the Big O is the only way to be happy... LINK --------------------------------------------- Norway world leader in casual sex Seven out of ten Norwegians have had a random sex partner and the country is a world leader in one-night stands. At the same time they are among the least sexually satisfied citizens in the world, according to the latest findings in the Durex Global Sex Survey for 2003. Interviews of 150,000 people from 34 nations form the basis of the study released this week. The statistics provide a fascinating look into the different private habits around the world, and insight into what makes Norwegians warm all over. In terms of sheer numbers, Norway was about average with 124 sex sessions a year, well behind winners Hungary with an active 152. Satisfaction was worse for Norwegians, with only 62 percent saying they were content with their sex life, placing them as low as 29th on the list. Neighbor Denmark was even unhappier, ranking 30th in contentment. Swedes were even gloomier, only slightly more content but with a low average of 102 times a year. What Norwegians are enthusiastic about is casual sex, with only Icelanders and Vietnamese more likely to collect one-night stands. Other findings in the condom maker's study: 11 percent of Norwegians have paid for sex, 42 percent have had telephone or Internet sex, 10 percent have faked orgasms and 12 percent have had homosexual sex. Norwegians lust after movie stars George Clooney, Vin Diesel and Halle Berry, and think that doctors and nurses represent the sexiest professions. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

09-25-2003, 02:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	"I'm on my way to Norway to pleasure and satisfy their population." Last edited by anleja; 09-25-2003 at 03:10 PM..

09-25-2003, 03:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gebbinn Crazy	THAT should make the norwegians happy!!! __________________ There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand Binary and those who dont. I aim to please.. to bad for you I am a horrible shot. Every time you open your mouth, stupid comes out.

09-25-2003, 04:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sapper Insane Location: The Internet	lol !!! __________________ rm -f /bin/laden

09-26-2003, 04:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Yeah, that's all I want is lots and lots of unsatisifying sex. I'll pass, thanks. I prefer what little sex I get to be good. But that's just me Quality over quantity. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-25-2003, 06:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	This just in: Im moving to norway.

09-25-2003, 07:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	or maybe Iceland I believe we Americans have something learn from other nations. More sex is good. Get over your hangups.

09-25-2003, 08:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
DoomzDayz Banned Location: Laurel, MD, USA	im sexually satisfied... (i'm a virgin.) for the most part, anyway.

09-25-2003, 08:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	What's it like to get permission to work in Norway? What languages will I have to know? Down boy. down.

09-26-2003, 05:33 AM	#12 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Solution; marry a Norwegian. I did, worked very well! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.