ariekitten

robin cook....like the author cept i don't write books and i'm a young female....

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>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

rockwaldo

..........

izzzzy

christopher i like it real strong name

clsintampa

bill.

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440sixpack

Hmm, well my real last name is Romeo, as in "Hey Romeo, where's Juliet?"

I'll probably slip and give my first name at some point, I tend not to be too paranoid about such things. Then again, with the kind of stuff one might be involved with on this board, it might be a good idea to be a little more circumspect. Hell I'm probably already screwed, I use this tag on a couple other boards, that I think I have profiles with my full name on 'em...

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My Toys:
1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440SIXPACK
2003 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT QuadCab 4x4 5.7L Hemi Magnum

vermin

I've got one of those serial killer sounding names with Lee in the middle and a two syllable last name.

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jmf1234

Joshua Micheal Fagen (hence JMF)

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Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce

teph

Charles IV

I like it; I don't go by The Fourth much, but I'm the only one I've ever met. Everyone always asks if I'm going to continue this tradition when I have a kid. How the hell am I supposed to know? First, I have to find a wife, THEN I have to have a son, and then she has to consent. Whew. Still, it'd be nice to do.

Anyway, I got all the Charles nicknames growing up: Chuck, Charlie, Chaz, The C-Man (which, when said quickly, sounds an awful lot like Semen), and Quad. I answer to pretty much anything nowadays, though . . .

Slims

Slims, just Slims.

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"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

XenuHubbard

My name's Robert. I'm fine with that. I'm not planning to change anything.

My brother, on the other hand, is trying to get Optimus Prime legalized as his middle name.

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"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

Ratman

It looks like Throatwarbler Mangrove, but it's pronounced "Smithhampton Luxuryyacht".


Kudos if you get the reference.

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"God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

Pyrate

Name's Yusef people...

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joshibahn

uh, josh.

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Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la]

Bill O'Rights

Robert, Rob, <b>Bob</b>, Bobby

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

foohzy

My name's Ken. I like it just fine, but my last name sucks. I wish it was something like Hudsucker, cuz that's fun, and the movie was okay.

HALDONIA

REAL --FIRST AND MIDDLE--HAROLD LYNN.MOM SAID IT WAS TO BIG AND CALLED ME HAL.IT STUCK VERY WELL.
BACK WHERE I'M FROM SOME CALL ME HALDONIA P. EVERY NOW AND THEN

HI EVERYBODY

brandon11983

Brandon... as you may have deducted.

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jwoody

My name has been changed to protect the innocent.

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ganon

my first name sounds like a hairlip dog barking. I changed my last name 15 yrs ago cause I wanted something easier to spell, and didn't want my kids to grow up with the hassle of it. Plus, my dad was just a sperm donor, so I had no loyalty to it.

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Xapphire

EDJ

I really disliked my name growing up, but it's okay now I guess. Just really tough to have an "E" name when all your cousins did too...

Elizabeth!
Elaine!
Erin!
and then they'd finally get to me...
but I'm not telling, it's elsewhere if you really must know.

G_Whiz

Interesting because I go by Greg and have the middle initial W. My sisters got to name me, so they used the names of their favorite actors, so...

Gregory -> Gregory Peck
William -> William Holden

Now, Greg700 do we share the middle name too?

As an aside, with the initials GW does anyone want to guess where G_Whiz (or GeeWhiz) came from?

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zer010gic

I will give my initials CAL I have really thought about changing my first name or going by my middle name I just cant decide

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absorbentishe

Larry is what I go by, unless I'm in trouble then I hear Lawrence.

I ususally answer to anything though. I had a hs teacher call me Phil out of the blue, and he called me that the whole year.

God of Thunder

Jeff here, but parents didn't know how to spell full name, co it came out Jefferey.

Doesn't bother me, makes me unique. I only hear the full name when I'm in trouble.

The last name is a big issue though. It's french and hard to spell and pronounce. NOBODY ever gets it right, even after I tell them how to pronounce it.

The only people to ever pronounce it right the first time were my French teacher in HS (go figure) and a hotel clerk in Canada (again, big shock).

The best part about it is I can tell when a telemarketer is on the phone.

Telemarketer - "Hi Mr. uhh, uummm (bad attempt at pronouncing name).

Me - "Sorry, no one here by that name." click

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lurkette

Oh god, I'm just drooling over the sheer Gaelic-ness of it. I love it!!!

- Marcy

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Jack Ruby

Full name : Kenny Chris Wilfried Deriemaeker. Yes, it's a stupid name over here too.

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Jim Kata

My real name is..... just guess by my screen name.

Jim right?

Wrong. I chose Jim Kata in omage (spelling) to the shitty late night movie of my youth "GYMKATA" anyways....

I'm another Rock here. Well.....that's what some people call me at least. my initials are RUB as in RUB one out...or RUBbin one off.

Some people call me "Patches" because of my two toned cock.

^Oni^

I was cursed with the oh so androgenous, Corey. Nice t'meetcha.

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rockzilla

Haha, I love/hate that movie.

Anyways, I'm another Chris. My parents chose both my and my brother's names (Dana) so that they wouldn't have to think of two different names depending on what gender we turned out to be, lazy, lazy lazy.

viveleroi0

Mike

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- Homer Simpson

-Anders

Hi, i'm Anders and i'm really not an addict. Really, i'm not.
/me takes a zip of coffe and smokes a pack.
Nah, my name's Anders Kraneled, i have a middle name but i dislike it so i wont tell any of you (Oh to hell with it, its Folkmar).

AFK is my initials, and they are far by the truth (In a geeky kind of way, AFK is also short for 'Away From the Keyboard')

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VirFighter

My name is Zach or Zachary if its family, I'm in trouble with my mother, or if I just want to sound a little more distinguished.

I like my name for the most part, I hate when people mispell it or think it is "Jack" instead. I really like my middle name, Gray, though and I plan to pass it on when I have a son.

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YourNeverThere

My Name Is Pat, ROCK!

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Force 10

THIS IS A GREAT THREAD!

CKC

Christopher Kelly C******

Didn't care for my middle name much but once I got a little older, I'm glad to have been named after my uncle ;-)

boredjerk

My name is penis slang. In the phone book backwards with a comma it is quite ridiculous.

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Vyk

Joshua which is far too common a name for my taste. Though, I actually sign off on emails and such with "Joshie"... guess it's just more personable.

I was almost named after the Native American leader Sequoia from which the trees get their name. I'm part Chickasaw so my mother thought it'd be appropriate. My father thought I'd be taunted for it so vetoed it. Makes me wonder what life would have been like with that as my name.

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flamingpeach

shalena


my mom was a hippy creative type

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gibber71

Either Jim or Jimmy.

QuasiMojo

guess

Artemis Throckmorton III
aka
Dorkas McGee
aka
Charlemagne VonPeebles
aka
Hasslehoff Delray
aka
Mr. Manfredgen...son. (reference anyone?)
aka
My name is Retardo Mentleblock( for real corinthian leather)
aka
Brian- yes, with an "I"

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alisa

my first name is alisa. i love my name...

my middle name is ann