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Old 04-25-2003, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Greatest human invention of all time?

What's your opinion on this?

My vote will be for the movable type apparatus, by Johannes Gutenburg in the 1600s. This forever changed the way people communicate.
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Mine is easily controlled electricity. Just about every aspect of the modern world relies in some way in some form of electricity. Without electricity, we would have almost none of the luxuries we have today.

My runners-up are plastics and the printing press.
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Greatest human invention of all time?

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What's your opinion on this?

My vote will be for the movable type apparatus, by Johannes Gutenburg in the 1600s. This forever changed the way people communicate.
internet...and all it's pieces like email, websites, streaming video...same reasons. Mr. G's was just mechanical, which is very cool.
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The wheel and movable type are the first two to come to mind. I wonder if in 250 years people won't answer with the microchip.
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Cheasy sounding answer, but I'd say language. We take it for granted... but it's really nothing all that simple.
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Is it my imagination or didn't we allready have a thread like this?
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Mine is easily controlled electricity. Just about every aspect of the modern world relies in some way in some form of electricity. Without electricity, we would have almost none of the luxuries we have today.
Yup, that would be my choice as well. Without electricity, TFP wouldn't have existed.
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Not to be a dick, but movable type was created in the late 1400's or the early 1500's.
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Agriculture.

It allowed human beings to settle in one spot and spend significantly less time hunting and gatherering sustenance. This allowed humans the time to develop writing, mathematics, etc.

Had the Indians of the Americas had substantial agriculture, Europeans might very well have found cities and a society that could rival that which was in Europe.

History would have been VERY different then.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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this is easy.
the printing press is without a doubt the most influential and greatest invention.
mass media.
Gutenburg struck gold with that one!
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Toilet paper (how else could we, as a civilization, show our disapproval of a certain high school teacher?) and the Farenheit scale.

(What happened to the hmm smiley?)
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Im still going to go with the internet, it makes getting porn so much easier
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:21 PM   #17 (permalink)
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electricity begat computers, which in turn begat the internet, which in turn begat the TFP

it should be easy
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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as ive said in the chat:

PLASTICS

just try to imagine our world, all of our technology without plastic....
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:38 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Agriculture.

It allowed human beings to settle in one spot and spend significantly less time hunting and gatherering sustenance. This allowed humans the time to develop writing, mathematics, etc.

Had the Indians of the Americas had substantial agriculture, Europeans might very well have found cities and a society that could rival that which was in Europe.

History would have been VERY different then.

i must agree with you man. we'd all probably be still in caves and in loin cloths.
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:50 PM   #23 (permalink)
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not to be a dick, but "During the Ch'ing-li period (1041-1048) a commoner named Pi Sheng first invented the movable type"

my vote goes to language (written and spoken) first and electricity second...


the farenheit scale?? lol
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'd have to go with the wheel. Pretty much every method (except for boats) of getting anything or anybody from one place to another depends on it.
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:28 PM   #25 (permalink)
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From where mass media really started
The Gutenberg Press.



But, if you are talking about modern times,

Cloning
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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The wheel without a doubt ...
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:50 AM   #27 (permalink)
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well, i'd have to opt for the orginal crude common tools, such as a rock tied together to a stick by a vine... etc

Without those, we wouldnt even be able to make the other inventions on the board. Hell, we probably would be extinct =)
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:21 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:27 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Fire.

Oh, and the indoor outhouse.
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Old 04-26-2003, 02:18 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I Would have to say, The stick, yes the humble stick,
first used by primitive primates to forage insects out of mounds and logs, later to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, as time passed primate became man, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple stick.
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:10 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I Would have to say, The stick, yes the humble stick,
first used by primitive primates to forage insects out of mounds and logs, later to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, as time passed primate became man, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple stick.
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:26 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I Would have to say, The stick, yes the humble stick,
first used by primitive primates to forage insects out of mounds and logs, later to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, as time passed primate became man, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple stick.
sticks wernt invented... they were here a pretty damn long time..... hehe

i think he means manmade, guys
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:56 PM   #33 (permalink)
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well, electricity wasn't invented either, merely harnessed, just like
the mighty stick, 80)
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:54 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I Would have to say, The stick, yes the humble stick,
first used by primitive primates to forage insects out of mounds and logs, later to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, as time passed primate became man, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple stick.
Aww hell..I was gonna say the spear, but I'll go with yours.
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Old 03-07-2004, 05:06 AM   #35 (permalink)
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someone said the spark, but that is a discovery not an invention
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Old 03-07-2004, 07:32 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I second language. Many of you said the internet, or electricity powering the internet. But the power of the net is still about communication, just on a larger scale. the internet is a tool to facilitate communication, but it still involves input by people. Put a monkey in front of a computer, and it won't communicate any better. Moveable type just allowed communication to be portable and permanent. Language allowed the spread of ideas. On a primitive level, look at the animals and insects that use communication to survive. Bees tell others in the hive where nectar is at. Ants follow each other by pheremones to food or danger. Dogs can read body language like that. Monkeys use screeches, howls, and other noises to communicate. Our brains are so highly developed to handle the ability to process verbal sounds. Some scientists believe that language caused this brain growth, not brain growth causing language. The primitives who could communicate better lived longer. Think about it. We have no claws, no sharp teeth, we are slow, our babies take years to develop, we have no prtective fur, but we dominated every environment by being able to work together and communicate.
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Old 03-07-2004, 08:27 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I can't choose just one, so:

The printing press
The wheel
The telegraph
The integrated circuit
The birth control pill (Greatest invention of the 20th Century)

If you look at it, most of what we have comes from those. Right now I'm typing on a whole bunch of integrated circuits attached to a really fast telegraph.
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Old 03-07-2004, 09:32 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I wonder if in 250 years people won't answer with the microchip.
I'll answer with that one now.

Either that, or fried chicken. Gotta love the man who came up with that.
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:58 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2004, 11:02 AM   #40 (permalink)
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