04-25-2003, 02:53 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Greatest human invention of all time?
What's your opinion on this?
My vote will be for the movable type apparatus, by Johannes Gutenburg in the 1600s. This forever changed the way people communicate.
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04-25-2003, 02:57 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Mine is easily controlled electricity. Just about every aspect of the modern world relies in some way in some form of electricity. Without electricity, we would have almost none of the luxuries we have today.
My runners-up are plastics and the printing press.
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04-25-2003, 03:00 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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04-25-2003, 03:00 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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The wheel and movable type are the first two to come to mind. I wonder if in 250 years people won't answer with the microchip.
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04-25-2003, 03:22 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Is it my imagination or didn't we allready have a thread like this?
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04-25-2003, 03:59 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Agriculture.
It allowed human beings to settle in one spot and spend significantly less time hunting and gatherering sustenance. This allowed humans the time to develop writing, mathematics, etc. Had the Indians of the Americas had substantial agriculture, Europeans might very well have found cities and a society that could rival that which was in Europe. History would have been VERY different then.
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04-25-2003, 06:36 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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Toilet paper (how else could we, as a civilization, show our disapproval of a certain high school teacher?) and the Farenheit scale.
(What happened to the hmm smiley?)
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04-25-2003, 07:20 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Im still going to go with the internet, it makes getting porn so much easier
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04-25-2003, 07:21 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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electricity begat computers, which in turn begat the internet, which in turn begat the TFP
it should be easy
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04-25-2003, 08:08 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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you decide
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04-25-2003, 08:31 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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no plastics.. no dildos... we're doomed
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04-25-2003, 08:38 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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i must agree with you man. we'd all probably be still in caves and in loin cloths. |
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04-25-2003, 08:50 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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not to be a dick, but "During the Ch'ing-li period (1041-1048) a commoner named Pi Sheng first invented the movable type"
my vote goes to language (written and spoken) first and electricity second... the farenheit scale?? lol
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04-26-2003, 02:18 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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I Would have to say, The stick, yes the humble stick,
first used by primitive primates to forage insects out of mounds and logs, later to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, as time passed primate became man, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple stick.
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04-26-2003, 04:10 AM | #31 (permalink) | |
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04-26-2003, 04:26 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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04-26-2003, 05:56 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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well, electricity wasn't invented either, merely harnessed, just like
the mighty stick, 80)
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03-07-2004, 12:54 AM | #34 (permalink) | |
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03-07-2004, 07:32 AM | #36 (permalink) |
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I second language. Many of you said the internet, or electricity powering the internet. But the power of the net is still about communication, just on a larger scale. the internet is a tool to facilitate communication, but it still involves input by people. Put a monkey in front of a computer, and it won't communicate any better. Moveable type just allowed communication to be portable and permanent. Language allowed the spread of ideas. On a primitive level, look at the animals and insects that use communication to survive. Bees tell others in the hive where nectar is at. Ants follow each other by pheremones to food or danger. Dogs can read body language like that. Monkeys use screeches, howls, and other noises to communicate. Our brains are so highly developed to handle the ability to process verbal sounds. Some scientists believe that language caused this brain growth, not brain growth causing language. The primitives who could communicate better lived longer. Think about it. We have no claws, no sharp teeth, we are slow, our babies take years to develop, we have no prtective fur, but we dominated every environment by being able to work together and communicate.
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03-07-2004, 08:27 AM | #37 (permalink) |
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I can't choose just one, so:
The printing press The wheel The telegraph The integrated circuit The birth control pill (Greatest invention of the 20th Century) If you look at it, most of what we have comes from those. Right now I'm typing on a whole bunch of integrated circuits attached to a really fast telegraph. |
03-07-2004, 09:32 AM | #38 (permalink) | |
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Either that, or fried chicken. Gotta love the man who came up with that.
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03-07-2004, 11:02 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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Anesthesia and sterilization.
Computers would be second.
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