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Old 09-17-2003, 11:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sex Politics: LA bans lap dances!

All the more reason to stay at home.
I work in the internet porn industry. Los Angeles is the home of this industry. If strippers cant earn tips through lap dances, then they are going to look to the industry for money. That could mean higher quality porn in the future. Hah! Megalomaniac politicians have no idea what they are doing.

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - You can look, but you can't touch or even get close any more.

That's the order that went out to patrons of strip clubs on Tuesday when Los Angeles City Council passed a measure requiring dancers to stay at least 6 feet away from customers, thus ending lap dancing in the city.

The ordinance, passed unanimously despite stiff opposition from strippers and adult club owners who fear for their livelihood, banned lap dancing and any other kind of bodily contact between dancers and customers in strip clubs, bikini bars and adult bookstores.

The ban follows rising complaints by people living near adult cabaret clubs about prostitution, drug use, excessive noise and streets littered with condoms.

But club owners and dancers, who make most of their income from cash tucked into their G-strings, have said the ban will kill the thriving business which employs thousands of people.

The new law, which must be signed by Los Angeles Mayor James Hahn before going into effect, requires state-licensed security guards to be on duty at all times. Violators face up to six months in jail and as much as $2,500 in fines.

Roger Diamond, a lawyer representing about 20 Los Angeles strip club owners, had opposed the measure, arguing that a city body cannot regulate what goes on inside adult clubs.

But on Tuesday he said the clubs would "rather work with the city. We're not here to be bad neighbors," Diamond said.
The law itself is a load of shit. I think the ignorance displayed by the lawmakers is blaringly evident.
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Old 09-17-2003, 11:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn. Thats gonna hurt the strip clubs... Unless we can change the name from Lap Dance to... hmmm Close Encounter Stripping?

Thats pretty stupid. And yeah, I serioulsy doubt they thought they'd be improving porn in any of this.. heh
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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where's the riot story?
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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guilani has nothing on what you guys got....

having grown up in LA with LV so close... i hated going to strip clubs in LA. You can't even put the $$ in her g string... you gotta put it down in front of you and then she comes over and picks it up. WTF is that crap??? LA is so afraid of prositution they don't even realize that it happens day in day out hour after hour...

I don't think it will increase th quality of porn, IMHO they will just travel where the $$$ are... and obviously it's outside of LA.

NYC you can go to places where not only can you get a lapdance that lasts for 20 minutes for $20, but you can stick your finger in it if you so choose.
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Toledo has done something similar, Larry Flint is involved now, and there is an injunction on the law. What Toledo did was make it so the dancer has to be 3 feet away, and on a 6 inch stage in front of the customer. I thought only the midwest was fucked up like that, guess not.
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Wow. It is amazing to see the absurd ignorance of law makers. Do they honestly think that forcing dancers to stay 6 feet away from patrons is going to reduce the occurrence of prostitution? OMFG what a dumb concept.

More puritan politics. Come to Canada!
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Canada rules for strippers, but in a pinch Deja Vu is alright.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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6 Feet! That will kill the industry there for sure. One thing I wonder, is has a legitimate study not funded by a partisan group ever been conducted that actually shows a positive correlation between stripping and prostitution?
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:34 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Why in the f___ can't people stay the hell out of other peoples business. What the hell does it matter to you if I get a lap dance, or not? I'm sick to death of people that enforce their morality on others. Im curious though...just <i>how</i> is this supposed to curb prostittion? I don't see it.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
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So are customers going to now have to throw money at the strippers from more than 6 feet away? What if there are 2 strippers, and the money lands between them? What if the strippers start fighting over the money? A stripper could very easily be killed.

Maybe that is the politicians' TRUE intention.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Lol.

As sad as it is ... Anleja's logic is the exact type that the lawmakers are using.
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Old 09-18-2003, 08:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Canada rules for strippers, but in a pinch Deja Vu is alright.
Actually, there's a pretty good Deja Vu in Toronto.

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Old 09-18-2003, 09:02 AM   #14 (permalink)
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thats really stupid... and I seriouisly doubt it will have any effect on "prostitution, drug use, excessive noise and streets littered with condoms" well unless it forces the clubs to shutdown...
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I do not understand this one at all. It is too controlling and interfereing for them to tell these people what to do. They aren't harming anyone by dancing closely.

Hey maybe I can get a job as one of those security people. Get a free show and get paid too.
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Old 09-18-2003, 10:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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These are the same lawmakers that say it is illegal to gamble on sports (except in Nevada and New Jersey). Everyone does it, and they are trying to regulate it. This will just have the result of pushing the action into another jurisdiction that will be more than happy to make tax dollars off of high dollar businesses.
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:09 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Will they provide binoculars at the LA strip joint now? LOL
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:25 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Isn’t LA suppose to be the “degenerate example” for the rest of the country? What are they trying to do?? They’re gonna fuck up everything!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ok, this is retarted. WTF??? These lawmakers were once youthful men (and women), who chased snatch, grabbed at boobies, had lap dances, had orgies and sex parties, etc.....but when they get married and serious about their "influence" on their surrounding environment, all the sudden it is wrong for others to enjoy the same pleasures I am sure they once had. Politicians will do anything to get fucking votes, even if it is going against something they would rather not see go away in the first place.
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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NOOOOO!!!!!!!

How can they live with themselves? I think that we have a four foot rule or something like that in WA. Damn it all!
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Half the people that voted for the ban probably go to strip clubs and get lap dances they just go out of town were no one they know will see them
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:18 PM   #24 (permalink)
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wtf when did this happen

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Old 09-21-2003, 03:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Wow that is quite...stupid.
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