I don't drink
 

So I found out that I am drunk right now, but I take my drinking to seriously to play games. But if I did play drinking games there would have to be many beautiful women. Oops, thats a little fantasy of mine.

quarters is always fun, along with asshole.

if you want to get drunk fast play drinking uno. everyone has a number and you will be wasted soon enough.

A favorite when I was younger is a tongue twister game. Start with 1 -- everyone repeats; then 2 -- everyone repeats, etc. When a goof is made, take a drink.

1 white rabbit
2 brown bear
3 running hair
and 4 funny fisherman
5 fat females
6 sexy sailors sailing the seven seas
7 old maids sewing socks for seven sick soldiers
8 elongated elephants riding in an escalator
9 thrilling trombones trilling out a terrible tune
10 fig pluckers saying we're not fig pluckers nor fig pluckers sons, but we'll pluck figs 'till the fig pluckings done.

(Try that when your drunk!)