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09-05-2003, 05:41 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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NOT another peeing in the shower thread
you walk into the bathroom with the intent of taking a shower. you close the door and remove your clothing. it then ocurrs to you that you have a need to evacuate you colon. so you sit down and do the deed.
now, knowing that you will be going directly from the toilet to the shower, is there any point in wiping? do you even bother?
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09-05-2003, 05:53 AM
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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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ewww.. any dingleberries will end up on your hands.... EWWWWWWWWW!!!
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09-05-2003, 11:23 AM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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<font size="7"><i>ewwwwwwwww!</i></font>
of course! i will forever & always wipe. omg. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe...
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09-05-2003, 11:25 AM
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Location: ...more here than there...
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1. yes of course i wipe.
2. yes of course i will regardless wash my ass in the shower. (regardless of whether or not i just poo'd) 3. dingleberries? you only get those if you've got hair there, rite?  
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09-05-2003, 11:37 AM
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Location: Chicago
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09-05-2003, 12:43 PM
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Wake up
Location: Nowhere special
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That's just disgusting.
ALWAYS wipe, i don't care if your going straight to the shower or not . . . that's just nasty! Yucky!!!
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09-05-2003, 01:23 PM
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Lord over all I survey
Location: Northern Michigan
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And yet another ewwwww.. Hell yes.. you must wipe. always
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09-05-2003, 01:32 PM
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The Funeral of Hearts
Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .
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Do you wipe?!? Are you crazy? Of course you do, that's just sickening man!
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09-05-2003, 04:29 PM
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Upright
Location: The Basement in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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At the risk of being just another one of the masses, I say "HELL YES!" I mean... I can't imagine not doing so... heck, I gotta go wipe again now, just the thought of it makes me feel unclean...
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09-05-2003, 07:00 PM
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The sky calls to us ...
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Location: CT
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If not, little chunks of turd would end up in the screen that catches hair, and that wouldn't be pleasant. Plus, my tub can't drain as fast as it can fill, so I'd be standing in poop water.
I don't however, see any need to wash my hands afterward. |
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09-05-2003, 07:17 PM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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Always wipe
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09-06-2003, 05:56 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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hell, I can think of ten thousand things that are worse than shit in the shower. of all the iniquities that like can toss your way, both great and small, a bit of fecal matter in the shower drain is hardly one to sweat about. I think most of you are too anal. carry on.
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09-06-2003, 08:05 AM
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shit faced cockmaster
Location: CT
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Why wouldn't you whipe? I don't know how you clean your ass but I'm assuming your hands are used in some way. Let me fill you in on something, shit stinks... bad..
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09-06-2003, 10:43 AM
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Curious
Location: NJ (but just for college)
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i, as well, always wipe. The smell, dingleberries, brown water at your feel, and the sheer conscience of it is enough for me to wipe.
BUT CONSIDER THIS QUESTION! after you wipe, do you flush? It will take the cold water and scold you... so do you wait till your shower is over to flush? |
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09-06-2003, 06:30 PM
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Insane
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Always wipe!! On another note.. do you wipe standing or sitting? I always sit, but I know a lot of people that stand to wipe.. doesn't make sense to me but whatever.. what about you guys?
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09-07-2003, 11:56 AM
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A Real American
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I wipe regardless of imminent showering. If I could change one thing about being human it would be to never shit again.
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