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Sion 09-05-2003 05:41 AM

NOT another peeing in the shower thread
 
you walk into the bathroom with the intent of taking a shower. you close the door and remove your clothing. it then ocurrs to you that you have a need to evacuate you colon. so you sit down and do the deed.


now, knowing that you will be going directly from the toilet to the shower, is there any point in wiping? do you even bother?

Cynthetiq 09-05-2003 05:53 AM

ewww.. any dingleberries will end up on your hands.... EWWWWWWWWW!!!

Fallon 09-05-2003 06:12 AM

The added smell and as Cynthetiq said, the threat of dingleberries is enough to wipe...

KeyserSoze 09-05-2003 06:36 AM

What a beautiful way to start a weekend off:D

MaGlC_MaN 09-05-2003 06:49 AM

There is need, you just don't have to wipe as much!

Jim Kata 09-05-2003 07:04 AM

I just can't imagine standing up from the throne without wiping...just trying to imagine the scenario makes me cringe.

absorbentishe 09-05-2003 07:18 AM

Wow, what a thought, not wiping. Nah, I'll wipe just the same. If you don't your wash cloth would end up an extra color.

krwlz 09-05-2003 10:57 AM

Why would you ask such a thing? Of course I wipe.

Batman976 09-05-2003 11:12 AM

That would be a resounding "yes." Might as well wipe with toilet paper rather than a wash cloth, right?

bernadette 09-05-2003 11:23 AM

<font size="7"><i>ewwwwwwwww!</i></font>

of course! i will forever & always wipe. omg. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe...

SiN 09-05-2003 11:25 AM

1. yes of course i wipe.
2. yes of course i will regardless wash my ass in the shower.
(regardless of whether or not i just poo'd)
3. dingleberries? you only get those if you've got hair there, rite? :p ;)

SecretMethod70 09-05-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim Kata
I just can't imagine standing up from the throne without wiping...just trying to imagine the scenario makes me cringe.

Mr. Spacemonkey 09-05-2003 12:43 PM

That's just disgusting.

ALWAYS wipe, i don't care if your going straight to the shower or not . . . that's just nasty!

Yucky!!!

jimk 09-05-2003 12:52 PM

ahhhh, ya - i wipe.

why would anyone not? to save on tp?

Ripsaw 09-05-2003 12:57 PM

Umm. Yes.

mingusfingers 09-05-2003 01:20 PM

wipe, yes.

blindawg 09-05-2003 01:23 PM

And yet another ewwwww.. Hell yes.. you must wipe. always

DownwardSpiral 09-05-2003 01:32 PM

Do you wipe?!? Are you crazy? Of course you do, that's just sickening man!

Kyrin 09-05-2003 04:29 PM

At the risk of being just another one of the masses, I say "HELL YES!" I mean... I can't imagine not doing so... heck, I gotta go wipe again now, just the thought of it makes me feel unclean...

MSD 09-05-2003 07:00 PM

If not, little chunks of turd would end up in the screen that catches hair, and that wouldn't be pleasant. Plus, my tub can't drain as fast as it can fill, so I'd be standing in poop water.

I don't however, see any need to wash my hands afterward.

Esoteric 09-05-2003 07:17 PM

Always wipe

BIG-UNS 09-05-2003 08:54 PM

wipe, wipe and wipe again and again until the dingleberries and skid mark material are gone.

collide 09-06-2003 12:30 AM

Wipe lest you must clean the drain afterwards.

bundy 09-06-2003 05:17 AM

wipe and be clean. wipe and be clean.

nothing worse than poo in the shower.

Sion 09-06-2003 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
nothing worse than poo in the shower.

hell, I can think of ten thousand things that are worse than shit in the shower. of all the iniquities that like can toss your way, both great and small, a bit of fecal matter in the shower drain is hardly one to sweat about.

I think most of you are too anal.

carry on.

legolas 09-06-2003 08:05 AM

Why wouldn't you whipe? I don't know how you clean your ass but I'm assuming your hands are used in some way. Let me fill you in on something, shit stinks... bad..

jeenyus_one 09-06-2003 08:50 AM

your dirty ass, of course i wipe.

Shpoop 09-06-2003 10:43 AM

i, as well, always wipe. The smell, dingleberries, brown water at your feel, and the sheer conscience of it is enough for me to wipe.


BUT CONSIDER THIS QUESTION! after you wipe, do you flush? It will take the cold water and scold you... so do you wait till your shower is over to flush?

rosie21 09-06-2003 05:26 PM

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Latch 09-06-2003 05:35 PM

Wipe, definitely.. can't imagine not wiping... yuck.

cchris 09-06-2003 05:37 PM

What the fuck are dingleberries??????????????

Hang on.
On second thoughts.
I dont wanna know. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Booboo 09-06-2003 06:30 PM

Always wipe!! On another note.. do you wipe standing or sitting? I always sit, but I know a lot of people that stand to wipe.. doesn't make sense to me but whatever.. what about you guys?

legolas 09-07-2003 11:48 AM

sitting... who the fuck stands up?? That hardly makes sense. You gotta open up the passage to clean it.

Holo 09-07-2003 11:56 AM

I wipe regardless of imminent showering. If I could change one thing about being human it would be to never shit again.


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