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Old 08-31-2003, 04:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?

Imagine you could travel to any time in history, visit any place on earth, and seduce any man or woman that you like.

Who would it be?

And remember: this is only for one night. So don't waste it on some hot actress or pr0n figure. Pick someone truly special.

For me, it's either gay sex with Napoleon Bonaparte, or normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.
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Old 08-31-2003, 04:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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wtf margaret thatcher ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

um in my case cleopatra, or how you spell her name. I want to see what the big fuss is about hehe.
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Old 08-31-2003, 04:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Catherine the Great... she was insatiable!
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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If I wanted to offend people, I'd say "Mary". But I don't want to offend people, so I won't say that.

I'd want Audrey Hepburn when she was young, hot, and alive! damn she was amazing!
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Old 08-31-2003, 06:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ca'zkria, Empress of the Earth in the year 8431. (6k more years of evolution and progress should prove interesting )

or Ruth from the Old Testament. She sounded like a woman with a clear goal and the drive to get things done...
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Old 08-31-2003, 06:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Lauren Bacall circa 1940.

Yowza.
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Old 08-31-2003, 07:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Helen of Troy.
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Old 08-31-2003, 07:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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more like deanna troi
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Old 08-31-2003, 07:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hmmm. Nefertiti!! Now that's a woman!!
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Old 08-31-2003, 07:38 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?

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Originally posted by Four Fingers

And remember: this is only for one night. So don't waste it on some hot actress or pr0n figure. Pick someone truly special.
Britney Spears.
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Old 08-31-2003, 07:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hmmmm....Marilyn Monroe.
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hmmm... If i could sex up any woman ever it would have to be Martha Washington, I've heard some messed up stories.
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Old 08-31-2003, 09:25 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I'd have a hard time deciding it would be between:
Farah in her prime..
Madonna in her prime..
That girl in 10th grade that flashed me her cookie during stretching exercises...
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Old 08-31-2003, 09:28 AM   #15 (permalink)
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normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.
You sick, sick, sick person. You really need professional help.
Anyway it would have to be Audrey Hepburn, or Kate Bush, or that actress who played Wonder Woman (I now know why my Dad didn't mind me watching that programme!)
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Old 08-31-2003, 09:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Lucille Ball would be fun
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i'd go w/ britney spears also.
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Amelia Earhart.

And I just have to say Google is amazing, my original spelling wasn't anything like that
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:18 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Angelina Jolie.
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:22 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:48 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I think Marilyn Monroe or Cleopatra would take the top of my list, being the most historically sexual/seductive women who weren't outright whores.

If Cleopatra was good enough for Caesar I think she would be a safe bet.
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Old 08-31-2003, 11:29 AM   #22 (permalink)
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King Solomon of Israel. He had so many women, wives, concubines, that he must have really enjoyed sex and learned a few tips on how to please a woman.
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Old 08-31-2003, 12:29 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2003, 12:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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It's between Princess Grace (Before the wreck) and Bathsheba...

hmmm which one...
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Old 08-31-2003, 12:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Is this only a one time thing? If that's the case.... ummm... Paul Newman in his prime.


If it's forever.... Then somebody that I know personally who I won't name.
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Old 08-31-2003, 01:00 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Mary Tyler Moore during the Dick Van Dyke Show days.
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Old 08-31-2003, 01:32 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2003, 02:39 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Rita Hayworth or Raquel Welch. Mmmmm...
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:58 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'd bone Cleopatra, hands down.
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Old 08-31-2003, 06:02 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Queen Elizabeth I in her mid 20's.

Or Cleopatra
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Old 08-31-2003, 06:12 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Nefertiti.
or Helen of Troy.
or Marilyn Monroe.
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Old 08-31-2003, 06:44 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I think Marilyn Monroe or Cleopatra would take the top of my list, being the most historically sexual/seductive women who weren't outright whores.

If Cleopatra was good enough for Caesar I think she would be a safe bet.
Maybe cleopatra was a whore, but since no one ever knew who she slept with you'll never know for sure.
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:08 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I'd say Grace Kelly. Wow, she is a vision and so classy too.
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:15 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Actually thinking back, it might be more interesting to fuck someone who was still living. Unless their memory is zapped afterwards or something... That way, if its some living person, there would be potential for more... not necessarily more sex, but press attention, fame, extortion, book deals...

Yet if you went back in time and screwed Cleopatra or something, who would believe you? If its just going to be a one time fuck it probably won't be very meaninful, so might as well get the most out of it by thinking about the future.
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:19 PM   #35 (permalink)
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for me....it would have to be Britney Spears. Yes she has that special something--millions of men want to sex her but only a few dozen actually get to
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:42 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Yeah...

Don't know the name, but she's probably a paris socialite from about 1919, who modeled for Modigliani. An original liberated woman, with a french accent? Mmmhmm.

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Old 08-31-2003, 08:45 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Actually thinking back, it might be more interesting to fuck someone who was still living. Unless their memory is zapped afterwards or something... That way, if its some living person, there would be potential for more... not necessarily more sex, but press attention, fame, extortion, book deals...

Yet if you went back in time and screwed Cleopatra or something, who would believe you? If its just going to be a one time fuck it probably won't be very meaninful, so might as well get the most out of it by thinking about the future.

Good point but i wouldn't be bragging since nobody would believe you in the first place.
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:53 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Hmm, you could always record it or something.

You couldn't take a video camera back in time if you screwed someone, and bring it back - it was disrupt the time continuum or something. But in the present...

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Old 08-31-2003, 09:14 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2003, 09:14 PM   #40 (permalink)
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It would have to be someone I know personally because only once you get to know someone can you determine if they are special.
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