08-31-2003, 04:25 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?
Imagine you could travel to any time in history, visit any place on earth, and seduce any man or woman that you like.
Who would it be? And remember: this is only for one night. So don't waste it on some hot actress or pr0n figure. Pick someone truly special. For me, it's either gay sex with Napoleon Bonaparte, or normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.
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08-31-2003, 05:12 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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EVE, before Adam gets to her, and this time she not getting the apple..
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08-31-2003, 05:45 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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If I wanted to offend people, I'd say "Mary". But I don't want to offend people, so I won't say that.
I'd want Audrey Hepburn when she was young, hot, and alive! damn she was amazing!
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08-31-2003, 06:11 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Ca'zkria, Empress of the Earth in the year 8431. (6k more years of evolution and progress should prove interesting )
or Ruth from the Old Testament. She sounded like a woman with a clear goal and the drive to get things done...
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08-31-2003, 07:38 AM | #11 (permalink) | |
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Re: If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?
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08-31-2003, 09:28 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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Anyway it would have to be Audrey Hepburn, or Kate Bush, or that actress who played Wonder Woman (I now know why my Dad didn't mind me watching that programme!) |
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08-31-2003, 10:22 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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Brooke Burke
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08-31-2003, 10:48 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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I think Marilyn Monroe or Cleopatra would take the top of my list, being the most historically sexual/seductive women who weren't outright whores.
If Cleopatra was good enough for Caesar I think she would be a safe bet.
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08-31-2003, 11:29 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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King Solomon of Israel. He had so many women, wives, concubines, that he must have really enjoyed sex and learned a few tips on how to please a woman.
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08-31-2003, 12:50 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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Is this only a one time thing? If that's the case.... ummm... Paul Newman in his prime.
If it's forever.... Then somebody that I know personally who I won't name.
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08-31-2003, 02:39 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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Rita Hayworth or Raquel Welch. Mmmmm...
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08-31-2003, 06:02 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Queen Elizabeth I in her mid 20's.
Or Cleopatra
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08-31-2003, 06:44 PM | #32 (permalink) | |
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08-31-2003, 08:15 PM | #34 (permalink) |
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Actually thinking back, it might be more interesting to fuck someone who was still living. Unless their memory is zapped afterwards or something... That way, if its some living person, there would be potential for more... not necessarily more sex, but press attention, fame, extortion, book deals...
Yet if you went back in time and screwed Cleopatra or something, who would believe you? If its just going to be a one time fuck it probably won't be very meaninful, so might as well get the most out of it by thinking about the future.
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08-31-2003, 08:45 PM | #37 (permalink) | |
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08-31-2003, 08:53 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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Hmm, you could always record it or something.
You couldn't take a video camera back in time if you screwed someone, and bring it back - it was disrupt the time continuum or something. But in the present...
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