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Four Fingers · 08-31-2003, 04:25 AM

Imagine you could travel to any time in history, visit any place on earth, and seduce any man or woman that you like.

Who would it be?

And remember: this is only for one night. So don't waste it on some hot actress or pr0n figure. Pick someone truly special.

For me, it's either gay sex with Napoleon Bonaparte, or normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.

Spidey · 08-31-2003, 04:38 AM

wtf margaret thatcher ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

um in my case cleopatra, or how you spell her name. I want to see what the big fuss is about hehe.

sbscout · 08-31-2003, 04:40 AM

Catherine the Great... she was insatiable!

i8one2 · 08-31-2003, 05:12 AM

EVE, before Adam gets to her, and this time she not getting the apple..

seizei · 08-31-2003, 05:45 AM

If I wanted to offend people, I'd say "Mary". But I don't want to offend people, so I won't say that.

I'd want Audrey Hepburn when she was young, hot, and alive! damn she was amazing!

Nisses · 08-31-2003, 06:11 AM

Ca'zkria, Empress of the Earth in the year 8431. (6k more years of evolution and progress should prove interesting

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or Ruth from the Old Testament. She sounded like a woman with a clear goal and the drive to get things done...

JumpinJesus · 08-31-2003, 06:58 AM

Lauren Bacall circa 1940.

Yowza.

bananaman · 08-31-2003, 07:06 AM

Helen of Troy.

Cowman · 08-31-2003, 07:10 AM

more like deanna troi

Regziever · 08-31-2003, 07:35 AM

Hmmm. Nefertiti!! Now that's a woman!!

YzermanS19 · 08-31-2003, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by Four Fingers

And remember: this is only for one night. So don't waste it on some hot actress or pr0n figure. Pick someone truly special.

Britney Spears.

water_boy1999 · 08-31-2003, 07:43 AM

Hmmmm....Marilyn Monroe.

MuTuaL · 08-31-2003, 08:36 AM

Hmmm... If i could sex up any woman ever it would have to be Martha Washington, I've heard some messed up stories.

soxsfans · 08-31-2003, 09:25 AM

I'd have a hard time deciding it would be between:
Farah in her prime..
Madonna in her prime..
That girl in 10th grade that flashed me her cookie during stretching exercises...

Arc101 · 08-31-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.

You sick, sick, sick person. You really need professional help.
Anyway it would have to be Audrey Hepburn, or Kate Bush, or that actress who played Wonder Woman (I now know why my Dad didn't mind me watching that programme!)

PayUp · 08-31-2003, 09:42 AM

Lucille Ball would be fun

The_Dude · 08-31-2003, 10:11 AM

i'd go w/ britney spears also.

etla · 08-31-2003, 10:17 AM

Amelia Earhart.

And I just have to say Google is amazing, my original spelling wasn't anything like that

tikki · 08-31-2003, 10:18 AM

Angelina Jolie.

zenmaster10665 · 08-31-2003, 10:22 AM

Brooke Burke

JcL · 08-31-2003, 10:48 AM

I think Marilyn Monroe or Cleopatra would take the top of my list, being the most historically sexual/seductive women who weren't outright whores.

If Cleopatra was good enough for Caesar I think she would be a safe bet.

raeanna74 · 08-31-2003, 11:29 AM

King Solomon of Israel. He had so many women, wives, concubines, that he must have really enjoyed sex and learned a few tips on how to please a woman.

MacGnG · 08-31-2003, 12:29 PM

Aphrodite the Greek goddess of love, desire and beauty.

smarm · 08-31-2003, 12:47 PM

It's between Princess Grace (Before the wreck) and Bathsheba...

hmmm which one...

Averett · 08-31-2003, 12:50 PM

Is this only a one time thing? If that's the case.... ummm... Paul Newman in his prime.

If it's forever.... Then somebody that I know personally who I won't name.

World's King · 08-31-2003, 01:00 PM

Mary Tyler Moore during the Dick Van Dyke Show days.

Ashton · 08-31-2003, 01:32 PM

Quietus · 08-31-2003, 02:39 PM

Rita Hayworth or Raquel Welch. Mmmmm...

PredeconInferno · 08-31-2003, 05:58 PM

I'd bone Cleopatra, hands down.

Lebell · 08-31-2003, 06:02 PM

Queen Elizabeth I in her mid 20's.

Or Cleopatra

bundy · 08-31-2003, 06:12 PM

Nefertiti.
or Helen of Troy.
or Marilyn Monroe.

Spidey · 08-31-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JcL
I think Marilyn Monroe or Cleopatra would take the top of my list, being the most historically sexual/seductive women who weren't outright whores.

If Cleopatra was good enough for Caesar I think she would be a safe bet.

Maybe cleopatra was a whore, but since no one ever knew who she slept with you'll never know for sure.

Splice · 08-31-2003, 08:08 PM

I'd say Grace Kelly. Wow, she is a vision and so classy too.

JcL · 08-31-2003, 08:15 PM

Actually thinking back, it might be more interesting to fuck someone who was still living. Unless their memory is zapped afterwards or something... That way, if its some living person, there would be potential for more... not necessarily more sex, but press attention, fame, extortion, book deals...

Yet if you went back in time and screwed Cleopatra or something, who would believe you? If its just going to be a one time fuck it probably won't be very meaninful, so might as well get the most out of it by thinking about the future.

Battlefield · 08-31-2003, 08:19 PM

for me....it would have to be Britney Spears. Yes she has that special something--millions of men want to sex her but only a few dozen actually get to

chavos · 08-31-2003, 08:42 PM

Yeah...

Don't know the name, but she's probably a paris socialite from about 1919, who modeled for Modigliani. An original liberated woman, with a french accent? Mmmhmm.

Spidey · 08-31-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JcL
Actually thinking back, it might be more interesting to fuck someone who was still living. Unless their memory is zapped afterwards or something... That way, if its some living person, there would be potential for more... not necessarily more sex, but press attention, fame, extortion, book deals...

Yet if you went back in time and screwed Cleopatra or something, who would believe you? If its just going to be a one time fuck it probably won't be very meaninful, so might as well get the most out of it by thinking about the future.

Good point but i wouldn't be bragging since nobody would believe you in the first place.

JcL · 08-31-2003, 08:53 PM

Hmm, you could always record it or something.

You couldn't take a video camera back in time if you screwed someone, and bring it back - it was disrupt the time continuum or something. But in the present...

Craven Morehead · 08-31-2003, 09:14 PM

Showing my age, Joey Heatherton.

hobo · 08-31-2003, 09:14 PM

It would have to be someone I know personally because only once you get to know someone can you determine if they are special.

08-31-2003, 04:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	If you could sex anyone, who would you sex? Imagine you could travel to any time in history, visit any place on earth, and seduce any man or woman that you like. Who would it be? And remember: this is only for one night. So don't waste it on some hot actress or pr0n figure. Pick someone truly special. For me, it's either gay sex with Napoleon Bonaparte, or normal sex with Margaret Thatcher. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

08-31-2003, 04:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	Catherine the Great... she was insatiable! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

08-31-2003, 05:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	EVE, before Adam gets to her, and this time she not getting the apple.. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

08-31-2003, 05:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	If I wanted to offend people, I'd say "Mary". But I don't want to offend people, so I won't say that. I'd want Audrey Hepburn when she was young, hot, and alive! damn she was amazing! __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

08-31-2003, 06:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	Ca'zkria, Empress of the Earth in the year 8431. (6k more years of evolution and progress should prove interesting ) or Ruth from the Old Testament. She sounded like a woman with a clear goal and the drive to get things done... __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

08-31-2003, 04:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Spidey Crazy Location: Wellington, New Zealand	wtf margaret thatcher ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. um in my case cleopatra, or how you spell her name. I want to see what the big fuss is about hehe.

08-31-2003, 06:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Lauren Bacall circa 1940. Yowza. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-31-2003, 07:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
bananaman Upright	Helen of Troy.

08-31-2003, 07:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cowman Psycho	more like deanna troi __________________ You don't like my point of view..but im insane

08-31-2003, 07:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hmmm. Nefertiti!! Now that's a woman!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-31-2003, 07:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Hmmmm....Marilyn Monroe. __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

08-31-2003, 08:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
MuTuaL Crazy Location: Michigan	Hmmm... If i could sex up any woman ever it would have to be Martha Washington, I've heard some messed up stories.

08-31-2003, 09:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
soxsfans Junkie	I'd have a hard time deciding it would be between: Farah in her prime.. Madonna in her prime.. That girl in 10th grade that flashed me her cookie during stretching exercises...

08-31-2003, 09:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Lucille Ball would be fun __________________ Born to Lose.

08-31-2003, 10:11 AM	#17 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	i'd go w/ britney spears also. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

08-31-2003, 10:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
tikki Justified Location: West Lafayette, IN	Angelina Jolie. __________________ Take notice. Take interest. Take me with you.

08-31-2003, 10:22 AM	#20 (permalink)
zenmaster10665 Bokonist Location: Location, Location, Location...	Brooke Burke __________________ "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." -Kurt Vonnegut

08-31-2003, 01:32 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California

08-31-2003, 02:39 PM	#28 (permalink)
Quietus Tilted Location: Tempe, AZ	Rita Hayworth or Raquel Welch. Mmmmm... __________________ "And I think it’s gonna be a long long time 'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no, I’m a rocket man, Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone..."

08-31-2003, 10:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
etla Junkie Location: Canada eh?	Amelia Earhart. And I just have to say Google is amazing, my original spelling wasn't anything like that __________________ Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

08-31-2003, 10:48 AM	#21 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	I think Marilyn Monroe or Cleopatra would take the top of my list, being the most historically sexual/seductive women who weren't outright whores. If Cleopatra was good enough for Caesar I think she would be a safe bet. __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

08-31-2003, 11:29 AM	#22 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	King Solomon of Israel. He had so many women, wives, concubines, that he must have really enjoyed sex and learned a few tips on how to please a woman. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

08-31-2003, 12:29 PM	#23 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	Aphrodite the Greek goddess of love, desire and beauty.

08-31-2003, 12:47 PM	#24 (permalink)
smarm Insane	It's between Princess Grace (Before the wreck) and Bathsheba... hmmm which one...

08-31-2003, 12:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Is this only a one time thing? If that's the case.... ummm... Paul Newman in his prime. If it's forever.... Then somebody that I know personally who I won't name. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

08-31-2003, 01:00 PM	#26 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Mary Tyler Moore during the Dick Van Dyke Show days. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-31-2003, 05:58 PM	#29 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	I'd bone Cleopatra, hands down. __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

08-31-2003, 06:02 PM	#30 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Queen Elizabeth I in her mid 20's. Or Cleopatra __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

08-31-2003, 06:12 PM	#31 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Nefertiti. or Helen of Troy. or Marilyn Monroe. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-31-2003, 08:08 PM	#33 (permalink)
Splice Crazy	I'd say Grace Kelly. Wow, she is a vision and so classy too.

08-31-2003, 08:15 PM	#34 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	Actually thinking back, it might be more interesting to fuck someone who was still living. Unless their memory is zapped afterwards or something... That way, if its some living person, there would be potential for more... not necessarily more sex, but press attention, fame, extortion, book deals... Yet if you went back in time and screwed Cleopatra or something, who would believe you? If its just going to be a one time fuck it probably won't be very meaninful, so might as well get the most out of it by thinking about the future. __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

08-31-2003, 08:19 PM	#35 (permalink)
Battlefield Crazy	for me....it would have to be Britney Spears. Yes she has that special something--millions of men want to sex her but only a few dozen actually get to

08-31-2003, 08:42 PM	#36 (permalink)
chavos Banned Location: St. Paul, MN	Yeah... Don't know the name, but she's probably a paris socialite from about 1919, who modeled for Modigliani. An original liberated woman, with a french accent? Mmmhmm. Last edited by chavos; 08-31-2003 at 08:44 PM..

08-31-2003, 08:53 PM	#38 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	Hmm, you could always record it or something. You couldn't take a video camera back in time if you screwed someone, and bring it back - it was disrupt the time continuum or something. But in the present... __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

08-31-2003, 09:14 PM	#39 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	Showing my age, Joey Heatherton.

08-31-2003, 09:14 PM	#40 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	It would have to be someone I know personally because only once you get to know someone can you determine if they are special.