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Re: If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?
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Cleopatra or Helen of Troy
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I'd have to wait until I had a mortal enemy, then I'd bone his mom right around the time he was conceived. That way, sometime in the future, when he's at the pinnacle of his life and gloating at me I can respond:
"Yeah, but I boned your mom right around the time you were conceived. You make me proud... son." |
Brad Pitt, I might go back in time to where he's a little younger and not married...
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Lise Meitner..... why are you all looking at me like that?! :)
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helen of troy....or jean arthur, her voice just gets me every time
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Man.. I figured someone would be me to this... I 'd have to go with one of my sister's friends.... :D
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I hope that your sister doesn't read this forum
or your in deep shit. |
Just thought of someone else, Carrie Fisher when she played Princess Leia. :D
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<<<<<====== My g/f!!
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Historical: Cleopatra
Present: Jennifer Lopez Man, I like those saucy ladies. ;) |
The ultimate rock poetic god!!
Jim Morrison before he got big, that man in leather pants singing or telling me poetry with that voice, oh the fun we would have!:crazy:
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I prefer "real men" over fantasy -- so definitely Lebell.
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You gotta find a picture of young Thatcher. I swear to God she's got very smooth, sophisticated charm.
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I did Brandon's girlfriend I think.
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Any one of my three sis-in-laws. If not them, then Marilyn Monroe.
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Cool thread but all i can think of is MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!
That being said ....... hmmmmm....... Veronica Lake? |
I'd give old cleopatra a try ;)
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Jackie Kennedy - Onassis
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I'd definitely go with either Cleopatra or Marilyn Monroe, before Joe D. got to her. Makes we really want to invent a time machine now.
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Historical - Audrey Hepburn
Current - Jennifer Love Hewitt |
Debbie Harry - In her early Blondie days
Definately no one before the age of toothpaste and mouthwash... |
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grrrr.... |
john lennon! move over yoko ono. :P
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hot lesbian sex with hilary duff or keagan my hot punk band guy friend, dustin who is oh so freakin hot and built from class, also kyle from class whos pitcher for my college baseball team. hmm ya cant realy decide. . .
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Right now, Asia Argento.
I'd sex with all the girls that i had crushes on when i was younger. Most of 'em anyway. Maybe this is off subject, but i've always wanted to have sex as a female. I don't want no operation, maybe just a female for a week type of bad 80's movie scenario. No offense to anyone, but i bet jesus would be a really interesting lay. |
Marylyn Monroe
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Probably Sable from the WWE. I've had a crush on her for such a long time.
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Jenny McCarthy when she was in her early 20s and doing all that crazy stuff on MTV, I really loved her personality and drive and she was incredibly hot!
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I'd fuck my worst enemy, and it most likely would be the best sex ever.
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Erica Hill-Celebrity
Diane- My fantasy. High school crush never gotten over, never will |
My baby... but seeing as I'll have her anyway :p
I guess then it's Rachel... some girl from scouting. I kinda had a crush on her for a long time but was too stupid to act on it. Plus, back then I was like 12 and getting deflowered at 12 would be sooo cool. ;) :p |
I would prbably have to go with Marilyn Monroe
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marilyn monroe.. mary tyler moore.. or... carrie fisher... back in the star wars days... i'm not sure why.. but i always had this huge crush on her as a kid...
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Sylvia Plath.
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The Bush twins. Without protection. See how dad feels about absinence-only education then :)
Plus, they're pretty good looking from what I've seen. |
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