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Shokan · 08-30-2003, 04:30 AM

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...otpies-ON.html

Associated Press
Aug. 29, 2003 01:10 PM

TICONDEROGA, N.Y. - The cow pies in a farm field in northern New York could be called "pot" pies.

Police in a town near Albany have removed hundreds of marijuana plants that they say grow from seeds spread by grazing cows.

The police chief tells the Plattsburgh Press Republican that nobody has been intentionally planting the seeds - not anymore, at least.

He says the landowner requests the pot plants be removed so young people can't have access to them.

The plants will be dried, weighed and eventually destroyed.

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what?

cchris · 08-30-2003, 04:46 AM

No wonder they can sleep standing up.
They're off their face on pot.

Fly · 08-30-2003, 06:44 AM

now why would they bother to dry and weigh the stuff just to destroy it?

the cops want to sell it to their buddy's and make some extra cash off the deal,that's why.

it's a fucking conspiracy i say.

splck · 08-30-2003, 07:29 AM

I can picture Flyman poking cow pies with a stick looking for seeds.

obelix · 08-30-2003, 09:50 AM

haha thats odd, but interesting

uncle phil · 08-30-2003, 10:04 AM

what do they do with the sticks?

JumpinJesus · 08-30-2003, 11:31 AM

When are they gonna start locking those damn bovines up? Before you know it, they'll be shitting nears schools and churches. Damn hippies.

If I were president, any cow caught crapping pot seeds would face immediate slaughter at a local Fuddruckers.

Zargix · 08-30-2003, 01:14 PM

cowshit is the best!!!! Mushrooms AND marijuana!?!?!??!

GakFace · 08-30-2003, 01:54 PM

Flyman: "The plants will be dried, weighed and eventually destroyed. "

Keyword.. EVENTUALLY. See, cows are human, and thus we're not going to bring them to court (yes there have been cases....). Seeing that it that, they COULD say they just want to know how much was growing there (I wouldn't believe them, but some would). Either way, EVENTUALLY.. how does one EVENTUALLY get rid of pot? Destroying it would be practically immediate, but SMOKING it... that would take more time.. and thus.. EVENTUALLY.

Yeah this is just a thought about it, but still, what the fuck does eventually mean? Its not like they're bringing it to court, they don't need statistics on it.

pcmunkey · 08-30-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

The plants will be dried, weighed and eventually destroyed.

Hehe....destroyed...they gonna burn it... :P

cows are my hero's now...

lol

Esoteric · 08-30-2003, 07:38 PM

Wonder how they plan to "destroy" them, lol.

Double D · 08-30-2003, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shokan
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...otpies-ON.html
The cow pies in a farm field in northern New York could be called "pot" pies.

He-he. Pot pies. Very punny!

MacGnG · 08-31-2003, 12:39 PM

i'd smoke a blunt with a cow!

08-30-2003, 04:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	Police say cows are marijuana growers http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...otpies-ON.html Associated Press Aug. 29, 2003 01:10 PM TICONDEROGA, N.Y. - The cow pies in a farm field in northern New York could be called "pot" pies. Police in a town near Albany have removed hundreds of marijuana plants that they say grow from seeds spread by grazing cows. The police chief tells the Plattsburgh Press Republican that nobody has been intentionally planting the seeds - not anymore, at least. He says the landowner requests the pot plants be removed so young people can't have access to them. The plants will be dried, weighed and eventually destroyed. ----------------- what? __________________ Legalize it.

08-30-2003, 04:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	No wonder they can sleep standing up. They're off their face on pot. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-30-2003, 06:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	now why would they bother to dry and weigh the stuff just to destroy it? the cops want to sell it to their buddy's and make some extra cash off the deal,that's why. it's a fucking conspiracy i say. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-30-2003, 07:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	I can picture Flyman poking cow pies with a stick looking for seeds. __________________ nice line eh?

08-30-2003, 09:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	haha thats odd, but interesting __________________ no substance

08-30-2003, 10:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	what do they do with the sticks? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2003, 11:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	When are they gonna start locking those damn bovines up? Before you know it, they'll be shitting nears schools and churches. Damn hippies. If I were president, any cow caught crapping pot seeds would face immediate slaughter at a local Fuddruckers. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-30-2003, 01:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	cowshit is the best!!!! Mushrooms AND marijuana!?!?!??!

08-30-2003, 01:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Flyman: "The plants will be dried, weighed and eventually destroyed. " Keyword.. EVENTUALLY. See, cows are human, and thus we're not going to bring them to court (yes there have been cases....). Seeing that it that, they COULD say they just want to know how much was growing there (I wouldn't believe them, but some would). Either way, EVENTUALLY.. how does one EVENTUALLY get rid of pot? Destroying it would be practically immediate, but SMOKING it... that would take more time.. and thus.. EVENTUALLY. Yeah this is just a thought about it, but still, what the fuck does eventually mean? Its not like they're bringing it to court, they don't need statistics on it. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

08-30-2003, 07:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Wonder how they plan to "destroy" them, lol. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

08-31-2003, 12:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	i'd smoke a blunt with a cow!