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Just made me think of something else.. =P

Whats the longest piss you've ever taken? (time wise)

For me its prolly between 45-60 seconds.. It was one of those times after the movies, you know =)

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canuckguy

oh man, like after a big night out drinking. i'd say atleast 1min,40sec

zodiac3k

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Mr. Spacemonkey

I'd say maybe about 30-45 seconds for me. Although I never really keep track of how long of peeing, so i'm not sure.

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Jeff

I think I'm going to start keeping a journal on how long I pee and start timing myself with a stop watch.

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TwistedFate

I've gone well over 2 minutes. Not sure how long, but it was during a commercial break and the show came back on well before I stopped.

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RoadRage

2 minutes and 7 seconds - I had to go BADLY.

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zxello

My brother's best friend went with us on a trip to boston (we live in Washington state) he said he had to pee when we got to the airport in Washington but thought he'd be ok. when we transfered to the next plain he really had to go, but by then we had challenged him to hold it until we got to boston. Which..... he did, we got to our hotel, and he took a record (as far as we know) 3 min 45 sec piss, yes we timed him. = )

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The_Dude

hm...i've never timed myself peeing.

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bernadette

30 minutes three times a day.

<small>am i taking a piss in this thread perhaps?</small>

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JTC

Gotta love the toilet talk...

I defintely would be pushing the 2 minute barrier on a few occasion. The hours leading up to those were not comfortable at all.

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fifthchild

I damamged something internal and important when I was a kid (something about mistakew with medication) now I have to pee every couple of hours. This is my own asumption, I can't think of any other reasons I have to pee so much. And it depends how much liquid I've drunk but im usually going for a minute or so. More if there's airconditioning.

Tickford

Do you guys remember Revenge of the Nerds? And the guy peeing for like ever in that, gee that was funny.

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ssander9

I am 1/4 asian myself, trying to figure out why that means you have a small bladder? I can take a leak in the morning when I get up and not have to pee again until 4 or 5 pm.

Longest piss I guess around 1.25 minutes

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soxsfans

Never timed myself.

Spidey

about a minute thirty, i mean man your bladder must be pretty huge or your pee hole must be small to go past 2 minutes

cchris

For me the seal is usually broken after about six beers then I piss like a trooper for the rest of the session.
I have never given much thought to timing it but the ad breaks for Sunday arvo footy go for about 3 minutes.
So close to that.

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yoshi

never timed myself, but, lol, last night my dog peed I know for a minute or more. He is on this medication and he couldn't stop!

Quietus

Around a minute and a half... This usually happens when I go to movies, because I buy one of those huge things of pop (or bring my own) then don't want to miss any of the movie, so I have to piss like a racehorse by the time it's over.

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Hard8s

I don't know how long it was but I got tired and bored of standing there wondering when I was going to stop!!

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1:04 here

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mingusfingers

46 seconds, in grade seven. Probably more, now. I drank a huge slurpee and held it until I was about to wet myself.

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gloveshot3

the 'longest' piss i ever let fly was off a cliff in Montana--must have gone 1000 feet.

blindawg

Time, not sure. Usually I just go in and do my business. though there have been those occasions when I realize I've been going forever.. and there is no end in sight. Liketh frickin energizer bunny. keeps going and going.. i'd hazard a guess at least over 2 minutes.. eternity when you just throwing a whiz.

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Radio Monk33

It sucks when it just won't stop and you become bored. My best is like 1minute15.

On the plus side, the relief that you get emptying a full bladder after suffering for hours is so great. The feeling is almost orgasmic.

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Sleepyjack

Definatly, also the same with taking a dump.

As for longest piss, probably around a minute. I consistantly drink copious amounts of water during the day so i basically have to go every hour or 2 and generally take about 45 secs or so

jfranco13

Usually I do look at my watch if I think it's going to be a long piss. I've definitely gone over 2 and a half minutes when I've had 3 or 4 beers with no piss break.

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greytone

I did not time it, but I once took a very long piss in college. A bunch of people where in my room drinking (of course) when I went to the bathroom to piss. One guy gave up waiting for me and went down the hall to his own room. When I did finish, I came out into the room and got a round of applause.

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fuzzix

never timed, but i doubt I've ever taken one over 25 seconds.

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