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gloveshot3 · 08-24-2003, 06:42 AM

pee-pee-pee.....
do it however and get on with life.

asshopo · 08-24-2003, 06:57 AM

If I wake up and have to pee in the middle of the night, I'm usually all grogy and can barely walk. So I sit down.

BrinlyNoya · 08-24-2003, 07:54 AM

I always pee sitting down.. cept I was drunk once.. and really wanted to try doing it standing up
lets say the results were... interesting....

james t kirk · 08-24-2003, 11:53 AM

My decision to sit down can be easily explained by the simple laws of physics.

Since I am fairly tall, the potential energy (E = mgH) that my stream picks up from the fall is most likely significantly more than most of you. When you add that to the kinetic energy created by the process itself (Ek = 1/2 mV^2) you have quite a bit of pee energy hitting the bowl from quite a height.

The end result is splattering and spraying no matter what i do.

Since i live alone, and i HATE having to clean up what I KNOW is piss splattered all over the floor etc - i sit down.

Q.E.D.

etla · 08-24-2003, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by -Ever-
I never hesitate to sit if I know the toilet is clean. I just figure that standing up has a high risk of splatter fallout and I really hate it when *I* have to clean up my friends piss off of my toilet..

I'm in this camp. I got in the habit doing consulting work in peoples homes. Ya just never knew when some bizarre stream event will happen hosing down a white guest towel or something.

Never sit in a public restroom though, just to scary to think of what might have been there.
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neilz0r · 08-24-2003, 07:44 PM

i almost always stand, the only exceptioin being if im exhausted and to tired to stand

HughHugh · 08-24-2003, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by rmarshall
My girlfriend is from Germany and she tried to get me to sit while peeing. I had never heard of such a thing. Apparently her son and all her previous boyfriends were "trained" to do so.

She even went so far as to tape paper towels to the walls around the toilet to show how much piss is splattered.

I haven't quite learned to do it yet.

It's true, it's fucking weird,

urwhat · 08-24-2003, 11:22 PM

after all these years.. i still need to learn to sit down or something to improve my aiming in the dark.

worst thing that happened was in pitch black... and well lets just say none of my piss made it in the bowl...

but rather into the garbage can next to the toilet, and well. on the floor.

maybe we should all just pee in the bathtub? its bigger isnt it

FlorentinoAriza · 08-25-2003, 12:06 AM

i never have to pee at night.
even when completely drunk i don't have bladder problems.
if i was a supperhero i'd be bladderman.

seethreepo · 08-25-2003, 03:30 PM

the best place to pee if you have a boner is the shower.

whip open the curtain and let fly .

be sure to rinse the tub after tho

zodiac3k · 08-25-2003, 03:46 PM

i stand at night

sometimes controlling it is a bit of a challenge though

IckUber · 08-25-2003, 05:27 PM

I always stand. Always.

diggerg56 · 08-25-2003, 05:48 PM

I'm prone to bouts of low blood pressure if I've been sleeping so the Dr. tells me to sit. The alternative is fainting which I have done on a couple occasions. That can get messy too!

The first time it happened I hit my head on the tank lid and broke the lid!

Otherwise...standing is the preferred way to "go."

Booboo · 08-25-2003, 06:57 PM

I've always stood.. Just seems so much easyer to me.

Unless your taking 2 minute pisses (which is a long ass time lol)
I dont see why you would sit.. but I guess everyone has their preferences.

marshall26 · 08-26-2003, 01:28 AM

Jesus men, I've never even thought about sitting down for a piss!

HighwayStar · 08-26-2003, 08:12 AM

I very rarely even get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Whenever I do I always stand up though. I'm surprised that that many men sit. Seems like a waste of time to me unless you're totally wasted.

Mango · 08-26-2003, 10:28 AM

I always stand when I pee. I do not turn on the ligh at night and rarely miss the target. Occasionally I miss when I am sporting wood at night but only for a second.

Redlemon · 08-26-2003, 11:20 AM

I'm sorry that I'm just pasting in this joke that I saw a few years back, but I can't help it, it is WAY too pertinent:

Quote:

Responding to a woman who accidentally walked into a men's toilet:

Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare us guys ever hit what we're aiming for. Sometimes I go into the toilet, start to piss, and then just start spinning around just so I make sure I hit something.

You see something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have minds of their own. A guy can go into a toilet stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg and onto his shoe. I'm telling you those little buggers can't be trusted.

After being married for 28 years, my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up. I'm required to sit down and piss. She has me convinced that this is a small price to pay. Otherwise if she had gone to the toilet one more time at night and either sat on a piss-soaked seat, or fell right into the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down, she was going to kill me in my sleep.

Now there's another thing us guys don't usually like to talk about, but since you and I have become such good friends and you think I'm a classy guy, I might as well be candid with you because it's a real problem and you ladies need to be understanding.

It's the dreaded 'morning wood'. Most mornings us guys wake up with two things. A tremendous desire to piss and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. Well, no matter how hard you try, you can't get that thing to bend and if it won't bend you can't aim. Well hell, if you can't aim you have no choice but to piss all over the wallpaper and the damn fuzzy toilet seat cover that you women insist on putting on the toilet.

So that means we have to use one hand to hold up the toilet seat and the other hand to try to control our less than perfect aim. Now sometimes, when you're newly married, you think you can get the toilet seat with the damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your willie.

So us guys will not lift a toilet seat with a fuzzy, it's just not safe.
I tried to delicately explain this morning situation to my wife.
I told her, 'Look, it won't bend.'
She said, 'So sit down like I told you to do all the rest of the time.'

OK, I tried sitting down on the toilet with 'morning wood'.

Well, it's very hard to get it bent under the seat and before I could manage it, I had pissed all over the bath towels hanging on the wall across the room.

Now, even if you are sitting down and you can get it forced down under the seat, when you start to pee it shoots out from the crack between the bottom of the toilet seat and the top of the bowl. You piss all over the back of your knees and it runs down the back of your legs onto that damn matching fuzzy horseshoe rug you keep putting on the floor in front of the toilet.

I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying Superman position lying over the toilet seat. This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split-second precision, but it's the only sure way to get all the piss in the bowl during the first morning session.

So you ladies have to understand that us men are not totally to blame.
We are sensitive to your concerns about hygiene and bathroom cleanliness, but there are times when things just get beyond our control.

It's not our fault; it's Mother Nature. Now if it were Father Nature, there wouldn't have been a problem.

soxsfans · 08-29-2003, 05:24 PM

I prefer to sit. Probably stems from my mom getting all uptight about a "wet seat" when my brother and I were kids.

ssander9 · 08-29-2003, 06:02 PM

Always standing

bussman · 08-29-2003, 06:22 PM

When i was little i'd pee sitting, but now i always pee standing up. Even late at night on the off chance i just can't hold it till morning i'll still pee standing up.

08-24-2003, 06:57 AM	#42 (permalink)
asshopo Insane Location: Michigan	If I wake up and have to pee in the middle of the night, I'm usually all grogy and can barely walk. So I sit down. __________________ Patterns have a habit of repeating themselves.

08-24-2003, 07:44 PM	#46 (permalink)
neilz0r Tilted Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	i almost always stand, the only exceptioin being if im exhausted and to tired to stand __________________ Beware the fury of a patient man...

08-25-2003, 12:06 AM	#49 (permalink)
FlorentinoAriza Crazy Location: europe	i never have to pee at night. even when completely drunk i don't have bladder problems. if i was a supperhero i'd be bladderman. __________________ --- this space for rent --- pm me

08-25-2003, 03:30 PM	#50 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	the best place to pee if you have a boner is the shower. whip open the curtain and let fly . be sure to rinse the tub after tho __________________ rub it and see.

08-25-2003, 03:46 PM	#51 (permalink)
zodiac3k Tilted	i stand at night sometimes controlling it is a bit of a challenge though __________________ zodiac3k

08-24-2003, 06:42 AM	#41 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	pee-pee-pee..... do it however and get on with life.

08-24-2003, 07:54 AM	#43 (permalink)
BrinlyNoya Crazy	I always pee sitting down.. cept I was drunk once.. and really wanted to try doing it standing up lets say the results were... interesting....

08-24-2003, 11:53 AM	#44 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	My decision to sit down can be easily explained by the simple laws of physics. Since I am fairly tall, the potential energy (E = mgH) that my stream picks up from the fall is most likely significantly more than most of you. When you add that to the kinetic energy created by the process itself (Ek = 1/2 mV^2) you have quite a bit of pee energy hitting the bowl from quite a height. The end result is splattering and spraying no matter what i do. Since i live alone, and i HATE having to clean up what I KNOW is piss splattered all over the floor etc - i sit down. Q.E.D.

08-24-2003, 11:22 PM	#48 (permalink)
urwhat Upright	after all these years.. i still need to learn to sit down or something to improve my aiming in the dark. worst thing that happened was in pitch black... and well lets just say none of my piss made it in the bowl... but rather into the garbage can next to the toilet, and well. on the floor. maybe we should all just pee in the bathtub? its bigger isnt it

08-25-2003, 05:27 PM	#52 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	I always stand. Always. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

08-25-2003, 05:48 PM	#53 (permalink)
diggerg56 Upright Location: North of Mexico, South of Canada	I'm prone to bouts of low blood pressure if I've been sleeping so the Dr. tells me to sit. The alternative is fainting which I have done on a couple occasions. That can get messy too! The first time it happened I hit my head on the tank lid and broke the lid! Otherwise...standing is the preferred way to "go."

08-25-2003, 06:57 PM	#54 (permalink)
Booboo Insane	I've always stood.. Just seems so much easyer to me. Unless your taking 2 minute pisses (which is a long ass time lol) I dont see why you would sit.. but I guess everyone has their preferences. __________________ "Your life is yours to live, go out and live it" - Richard Rahl

08-26-2003, 01:28 AM	#55 (permalink)
marshall26 Banned Location: elevated	Jesus men, I've never even thought about sitting down for a piss!

08-26-2003, 08:12 AM	#56 (permalink)
HighwayStar Upright Location: Right behind you.	I very rarely even get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Whenever I do I always stand up though. I'm surprised that that many men sit. Seems like a waste of time to me unless you're totally wasted.

08-26-2003, 10:28 AM	#57 (permalink)
Mango Banned	I always stand when I pee. I do not turn on the ligh at night and rarely miss the target. Occasionally I miss when I am sporting wood at night but only for a second.

08-29-2003, 06:02 PM	#60 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Always standing __________________ I never said you had to.

08-29-2003, 05:24 PM	#59 (permalink)
soxsfans Junkie	I prefer to sit. Probably stems from my mom getting all uptight about a "wet seat" when my brother and I were kids.

08-29-2003, 06:22 PM	#61 (permalink)
bussman Tilted Location: Mass	When i was little i'd pee sitting, but now i always pee standing up. Even late at night on the off chance i just can't hold it till morning i'll still pee standing up.