JBX

This may sound trivial but, back in my teen years I had an old car that was pretty fast. Paid about $1000. for it and I thought I was hot shit. I was working at a fast food place at the time and was leaving work. A bunch of my friends were hanging around the back door so I proceed to do a burn out. After the smoke screen was thick enough I start pulling away still burning out. Here's where the apology comes in. I lose control of my car on a sandy shoulder swerve to the right off the road into a construction site and smack into the ass end of a Brand New Z-28. I mean new, sticker sitll in the window and everything. The guy was showing it to his buddys he works with. There wasn't a lot of damage, but damn, dude... I'm Sorry

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HeAtHeN

I'd love to find my second girlfriend (I was 14) and say sorry to her. I was a real asshole. My only hope is that she realised that and refused to take it from any future relationships.

Sorry Fiona....

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Cynthetiq

i try to live without regrets... no one that i've not said sorry to at the time

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Psivage

To Diane,

I'm sorry I said thoses things about you. I'm sorry I made you cry. No I don't think you are a whore. I was falling in love with you and I know I could never have you. I guess in my own immature way I was trying to stop falling in love with you. I don't really understand why I thought hurting you would change how I feel.. It didn't work though here it is 15 years later and I still think about you. I still think What If? I hope one day I will find the courage to tell you how I feel about you. To tell you how much I love you. I'm sorry Diane for all the things I said and all the things I will never say to you.

BentNotTwisted

I dated Karen in college. She was sweet and cute and nothing but the best to me. I paid her back by calling her only when it was convenient for me and never giving the least bit of thought to her needs. She did the right thing and dumped me.
Karen, I'm sorry, you didn't deserve the crap I dumped on you.

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Do you even know what 'it' is?

When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

yankeefatboy

My first wife. The things I did were unfair and immature. I was only 20 going on 15 but no excuses: I was an asshole!!!!

bundy

are you on a 12-step program, JBX?

i´d like to say sorry to, well, my first girlfriend, Celeste.

i was a prick. i cheated on her, then dumped her for the new girl... i was 15, but i´m still feeling guilty about that one.

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bparker805

To:
Kevin...sorry for stealing your baseball cards.
Missy...I put that piece of rebar in the fence.
Andy...I wish I could have been a better friend.
Amber...thanks for the good times, sorry for the miserable ones.
Dude...Sorry you woke up when we were playing strip poker with your lady, it woulda been better if you hadn't gotten up.
That's all the guilt i can drudge up right now, maybe I pull some more up later. I'm feeling like a jackass right now.

Bob Biter

Sorry to Melissa, whom I dated briefly in uni, for being the kind of man I never thought I would be.

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JBX

lol, no, but I did think someone wold think that. A friend of mine just got a new car and that story came into my mind. What if some shit head did that to him. I felt bad for that guy now that I know the value and pride that goes into something you hard worked for.

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PulpMind

To Romiette,
My first and only true love...
I was falling into you and didn't even know it... I knew it was beautiful, and instead of realizing this to it's fullest and cherrishing you for all you were.. I disillusioned myself to believe that what we had was trivial, because something that perfect was uncomprehendable to me. I was not ready to accept that I had found Her. I blew my earthly desires out of propotion and blinded myself to the heavenly reality I could of had...
Romiette.. I'm so sorry... I wish we could talk.. but I don't blame you for not wanting to see me ever again...
I love you...
I'm sorry..

- Jesiah

PS - I'm sorry to my 5th grade math teacher for cheating on the final.

World's King

The girl I lost my virginity to... and I took hers.


About a month after we slept together for the first time I cheated on her with a friend of a friend. I have said I was sorry to her face many of times but it still isn't good enough for me. I see her all the time and I feel very badly for what I did. She mean the world to me and I broke her heart.

I'm sorry.

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MikeyChalupa

Melissa, who I dated in college. When we met, I was coming off a bad breakup with her friend. She helped me through it and we fell in love. She did her best to try to straighten me out, as I was skipping entire weeks of class at a time and going out drinking every night. She was a music major, studying to become a teacher. She once wrote an entire term paper for me in a music appreciation class I was taking. After I finally got kicked out, my parents didn't want me to come home, so her family invited me to live with them in Niagara Falls for a while. Eventually I did go back home to Long Island, and she sent me a package of mementos of Buffalo, along with long tapes of her talking to me, telling me about her day and so on. We stayed in close contact until she finally broke it off with me after I acted like an asshole to her on the phone one night. She STILL had the decency to fly down to New York to do it in person, though.

After I joined the Navy, we started talking again, and then I met my ex-wife. Like a total scumbag trying to get laid, I told her that the picture of Melissa in my wallet was an old girlfriend who got killed by a drunk driver. It worked (though now I REALLY wish it hadn't) and then one night, Melissa called while my ex-wife was in the room. I had to basically tell her to go fuck herself, I don't want you to call me ever again, and so on, and then play it off as a psycho ex-girlfriend.

My ex-wife passed the story of the dead girlfriend down to my current wife in the early days of our relationship, and again, I kept the myth alive. It's the one thing that has gnawed at my conscience constantly ever since. My wife is a jealous woman, so if I was ever to come clean to her she'd probably think I was trying to rekindle a relationship with Melissa, even though she lives 400 miles away and is probably now married herself. Melissa's picture remains in my wallet to this day. It serves as a constant reminder to me of one of the worst things I've ever done, one of the worst lies I've ever told, and a period of my life that I'm not too proud of.

Melissa, you treated me better than I ever deserved to be treated back then. You believed in me when no one else did, even me. The mistakes I made with you turned into the best life lessons I ever learned. If there was one friend I wish I could have back, it's you. I'm sorry for what I said on the phone that night. For what it's worth, you were right.

-Mikey

Averett

Wow.... Those are some sweet things you guys said.

Dave... I'm sorry for saying the asshole thing to you that one time. You know I meant it as a complement, but I know that really got to you. We all have our asshole moments (myself included), but you are one of the best guys I know. If we only knew last summer what we know now... Who knows, maybe we'll still have a chance.

You're not an asshole...
Love

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Shelly...I'm sorry I was a 6th grade prick. I didn't know what epilepsy was and had no right or reason to call you an "epileptic fool" for missing a volley ball during gym. I never meant for you to switch schools the next day because of my immature stupid comment being the straw that broke the camel's back. Believe me, it still bothers me that I did that to you to this day.
Uncle Saleem .... sorry for theiving from your store when i worked there and selling whatever I stole. That was no way to treat family on my part.
Jason....sorry for being so easily influenced into thinking that a concert wouldn't be fun to go with you. You have proved me wrong on dozens of occasions since.

Darkblack

Amber, I know what we had was special. I am sorry I slept with your mom. I had just found the website MILFHunter and well, your mom is such a MILF. Sorry about Mandy too. She flirted with me first and it was hard to resist. Being your sister she looks a lot like you and I think you are beautiful. Oh and your Dad. Well, that is another story. I would rather not talk about that one.


Anyway, sorry.



~edit~ just wanted to add that this was a joke. I noticed no one posted for a bit after this and I got a bit of a chuckle wondering if people thought it was for real.

I read all you pouring out your hearts and I got mad that I couldn't think of one myself.

Well, when I can I will post a real one.

God of Thunder

Joel - You were my best friend all throughout school and into college. We did just about everything together. You introduced me to drumming, weed and several girls. But, the weed got worse and I turmned my back. I stood by and watched your life go down the drain while I went about my own.

After college we lost touch. I kept up on you through common friends, but never really tried to help. I figured you'd get better and we would eventually become friends again.





I am also sorry I didn't go to your funeral. I tell people I didn't hear about it in time, but I saw it in the paper and just shook my head and wondered if I should go...I didn't.


Friends shouldn't let friends down, and I did.


Sorry dude.

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fallen_angel

I jsut want to tell Chad that Im very sorry for what happened in 1999. I thought you didnt care but if I had just used my head I would have realized you were shielding me from what you were going through. and yes to this day i still kick myself for not waiting and i will always regret it. If you asked me to marry you, like you said you were going to, I still would say yes. and I understand that nothing is the same and we have to learn all the new stuff about each other before we can reach that platue in our relationship again. Thank you for giving me a second chance.

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sub zero

I'd like to tell my parents I'm sorry for being such a dumbass teenager.

And, I'd like to say I'm sorry to my ex. I'm sorry for anything and everything I did wrong in our relationship. I hope you're happy with your new guy.

ps: sorry God

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