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Old 08-16-2003, 06:50 PM   #41 (permalink)
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You can have your cake, and eat it to.

I don't know why I hate that phrase so much, but I just want to kill someone when they say that.
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Old 08-31-2003, 11:07 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:12 AM   #43 (permalink)
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I absolutely hate it when people will do something like punch you in the gut, or slap you in the face with a pencil then when you tell them to quite touching you they reply with "I didn't touch you, I touched your shirt" or "I didn't touch you, the pencil did."

That makes me want to tie them to a tree and proceed to kick them in the nuts until I can't raise my leg anymore. It's then that I'll use a bat.

Understand?
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:26 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Fifteen Short
I really do hate what disney has done (and society at large!) to the term "whatever" My little sister says it like all the annoying little siblings (and lives up to this title marvelously) with the emphasis "what-evar". Then theres my mom who says it when I prove her wrong or just piss her off. I almost never say it.

I can't help but think of that south park episode when butters put the balls on his chin everytime I hear someone say "what-evar" Thankfully that's not to often around here.
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:23 AM   #45 (permalink)
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that's the best thing since sliced bread!

let's pow-wow.

geez louise.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:37 PM   #46 (permalink)
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its hip to be square
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:59 PM   #47 (permalink)
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chillin' like a villain
and the Dr. Scholls knock off of that line
gellin like a felon
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Old 09-04-2003, 09:52 AM   #48 (permalink)
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[i]The proof is in the pudding. (it should be "The proof of the pudding is in the taste." The sentence that always gets used makes no sense)[/B]
Actually I think the phrase "The proof is in the pudding" came from baking terms where "proofing" something meant to "activate by mixing with water and sometimes sugar or milk" (according to Merriam Webster's Dictionary). Still the way it is used doesn't fit the wording anyway.


One the irritates me is "He was LIKE..." or "I was LIKE...". The most irritating part is when I catch myself saying it when I've been around someone to does often.
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Old 09-04-2003, 12:47 PM   #49 (permalink)
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you go, girl!
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:49 PM   #50 (permalink)
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its all gravy in my boat
same difference
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youre joshin me
dude youre jonesin
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:57 PM   #51 (permalink)
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"What's the capital of Thailand?"

"I dunno, what?"

"Bangkok, *bam*, HAHAA."

Fools!

I also hate the word whatever. It bothers me most in heated conversation - like they don't care.
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Old 09-05-2003, 10:16 PM   #52 (permalink)
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"you know my steez"
"bob's your uncle"
"what's the poop?"
"god bless you"
"smitten, poopmitten"
"it ain't no fun if the homeys can't have none"
"tits" or its synonim "score", both things i started to say as a joke, but ended up unwittingly assimilating
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Old 09-06-2003, 04:18 PM   #53 (permalink)
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"No, y'think?"

Seriously, this is especially a problem with kids, who think they know everything and start sporting an attitude.

Hell, I did it for awhile. Then I realized I should stop being such a jackass whenever someone makes a small screwup.
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Old 09-06-2003, 07:09 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Like, you know, dude
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Old 09-07-2003, 12:58 PM   #55 (permalink)
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your ass is grass

I also don't like "have a nice day" but while working a cash register, it's like you have no other options. Even something like "enjoy your evening" or "have a GREAT day!" doesn't seem like something a pesron should say when they don't mean it. And when they walk up to the register, I say "How are you doing today?" Funny thing is, I really don't care how they are doing.

I just edited this one... I myself I guilty of saying "...it's, like, you know." I say this way more than I should.

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Old 09-07-2003, 09:26 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Angry Secretary Humor, such as:

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Secretaries are underappreciated sweethearts, but they need new jokes. This gets old the jillionth time you see it printed out in 72 pt Times New Roman hanging on a wall.
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Old 09-07-2003, 11:04 PM   #57 (permalink)
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you all forgot the most annoyin of all time

" fo' shizzle "

and all variations of that. god, was jay-z out of english words to rhyme with, so he just made up his own?
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Old 09-08-2003, 08:28 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2003, 03:53 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Originally posted by johnnymysto
"...pretty good for a Monday" when you ask someone how they are

OR

when you ask 'what are you up to' and they say "oh, about 5-10"
HAHAHAHA!!! you're so funny!!!! not.
thats when you say... i didnt know they could stack shit that high!
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Old 09-08-2003, 04:18 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Originally posted by anleja


I also don't like "have a nice day" but while working a cash register, it's like you have no other options. Even something like "enjoy your evening" or "have a GREAT day!" doesn't seem like something a pesron should say when they don't mean it. And when they walk up to the register, I say "How are you doing today?" Funny thing is, I really don't care how they are doing.
Im in the same situation. I usually say "have a good one" Or on fridays I say "enjoy the weekend".

But i hate saying it...kind of a formality...
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Old 09-08-2003, 04:33 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Plummie
Cheesiest phrase, especially appropriate for today:
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

DAMNIT! You stole it from me! I said it first!

"When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well does anyone ever say to you sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays? Shit no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man."
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Old 09-08-2003, 04:53 PM   #62 (permalink)
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"Ready Freddy?" I hate that line. My mom still uses it all the time for me and my name is not Freddy...even if it was, I'd still hate it.
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Old 09-08-2003, 06:08 PM   #63 (permalink)
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when life brings you lemons make lemonade

sounds like somebody's got the case of the monday's

what's cookin good lookin'?
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