09-01-2003, 09:12 AM | #43 (permalink) |
Reclusiarch
Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX
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I absolutely hate it when people will do something like punch you in the gut, or slap you in the face with a pencil then when you tell them to quite touching you they reply with "I didn't touch you, I touched your shirt" or "I didn't touch you, the pencil did."
That makes me want to tie them to a tree and proceed to kick them in the nuts until I can't raise my leg anymore. It's then that I'll use a bat. Understand?
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09-01-2003, 09:26 AM | #44 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: Canada eh?
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09-04-2003, 09:52 AM | #48 (permalink) | |
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Location: Upper Michigan
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One the irritates me is "He was LIKE..." or "I was LIKE...". The most irritating part is when I catch myself saying it when I've been around someone to does often.
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09-05-2003, 03:49 PM | #50 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth
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its all gravy in my boat
same difference kewl beans youre joshin me dude youre jonesin
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09-05-2003, 10:16 PM | #52 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the land of ice and snow.
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"you know my steez"
"bob's your uncle" "what's the poop?" "god bless you" "smitten, poopmitten" "it ain't no fun if the homeys can't have none" "tits" or its synonim "score", both things i started to say as a joke, but ended up unwittingly assimilating |
09-06-2003, 04:18 PM | #53 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Yakima, WA
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"No, y'think?"
Seriously, this is especially a problem with kids, who think they know everything and start sporting an attitude. Hell, I did it for awhile. Then I realized I should stop being such a jackass whenever someone makes a small screwup. |
09-07-2003, 12:58 PM | #55 (permalink) |
disconnected
Location: ignoreland
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cheer up, buttercup
your ass is grass I also don't like "have a nice day" but while working a cash register, it's like you have no other options. Even something like "enjoy your evening" or "have a GREAT day!" doesn't seem like something a pesron should say when they don't mean it. And when they walk up to the register, I say "How are you doing today?" Funny thing is, I really don't care how they are doing. I just edited this one... I myself I guilty of saying "...it's, like, you know." I say this way more than I should. Last edited by anleja; 09-07-2003 at 01:00 PM.. |
09-07-2003, 09:26 PM | #56 (permalink) |
Pasture Bedtime
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Angry Secretary Humor, such as:
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. Secretaries are underappreciated sweethearts, but they need new jokes. This gets old the jillionth time you see it printed out in 72 pt Times New Roman hanging on a wall. |
09-07-2003, 11:04 PM | #57 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: cali
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you all forgot the most annoyin of all time
" fo' shizzle " and all variations of that. god, was jay-z out of english words to rhyme with, so he just made up his own?
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09-08-2003, 03:53 PM | #59 (permalink) | |
DILLIGAF
Location: AZ
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09-08-2003, 04:18 PM | #60 (permalink) | |
Fledgling Dead Head
Location: Clarkson U.
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But i hate saying it...kind of a formality... |
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09-08-2003, 04:33 PM | #61 (permalink) | |
Upright
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DAMNIT! You stole it from me! I said it first! "When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well does anyone ever say to you sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays? Shit no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man." |
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09-08-2003, 06:08 PM | #63 (permalink) |
Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash
Location: oregon
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when life brings you lemons make lemonade
sounds like somebody's got the case of the monday's what's cookin good lookin'?
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