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JBX · 08-05-2003, 08:44 AM

A friend of mine (it truly wasn't me) told me about a time when he ate about a pound and a half of grapes. He was driving around when he started getting urgent pangs from his gut telling him it's no time like the present to go. He said he was "crowning". Refer to childbirth if you are unsure what crowning means. He pulled into a McDonalds rushing past the counter into the bathroom. To his horror the stall was already in use. His pants were half down in anticipation of the event and you know how it gets more urgent the closer you get to the bowl. With no where else to go he backs into a urinal where he lets loose with great force. He pulled up his pants with out any clean up and bolts out of the restaurant before the guy in the only other stall came out. I don't know why he told me the story but I about busted a gut as he detailed it to me.

Bill O'Rights · 08-05-2003, 09:43 AM

At first this disgusted me...then I thought "Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

johnnymysto · 08-05-2003, 09:58 AM

Hmm....women's room wasn't available? I mean, same principle - when ya gotta go...but in the urinal???!!

Brdd99boy · 08-05-2003, 11:19 AM

Thank god you shared that with us
I was the guy in the stall
I have always wondered what happened that day - I walked out of the stall and saw all those grapes in the urinal and could not figure out what happened.
I remember I got in to an argument with the manager at the McDonalds because I said I wanted to order some grapes and he kept telling me that they did not have grapes on the menu and I kept telling him "then how come your urinal if full of them"

Regziever · 08-05-2003, 11:24 AM

Hehehe. I don't know if this should be in Tilted humor.. but it was mighty funny indeed!! Thanx for sharing!

Cynthetiq · 08-05-2003, 01:23 PM

ewwww he's got skid marks in his drawers...

lady · 08-06-2003, 12:31 AM

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. poor guy that had to deal with that mess.

08-05-2003, 08:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Funny "other" people stories A friend of mine (it truly wasn't me) told me about a time when he ate about a pound and a half of grapes. He was driving around when he started getting urgent pangs from his gut telling him it's no time like the present to go. He said he was "crowning". Refer to childbirth if you are unsure what crowning means. He pulled into a McDonalds rushing past the counter into the bathroom. To his horror the stall was already in use. His pants were half down in anticipation of the event and you know how it gets more urgent the closer you get to the bowl. With no where else to go he backs into a urinal where he lets loose with great force. He pulled up his pants with out any clean up and bolts out of the restaurant before the guy in the only other stall came out. I don't know why he told me the story but I about busted a gut as he detailed it to me.

08-05-2003, 09:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	At first this disgusted me...then I thought "Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go." __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

08-05-2003, 09:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	Hmm....women's room wasn't available? I mean, same principle - when ya gotta go...but in the urinal???!! __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

08-05-2003, 11:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe. I don't know if this should be in Tilted humor.. but it was mighty funny indeed!! Thanx for sharing! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-05-2003, 01:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	ewwww he's got skid marks in his drawers... __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

08-05-2003, 11:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brdd99boy Banned Location: kyle	Thank god you shared that with us I was the guy in the stall I have always wondered what happened that day - I walked out of the stall and saw all those grapes in the urinal and could not figure out what happened. I remember I got in to an argument with the manager at the McDonalds because I said I wanted to order some grapes and he kept telling me that they did not have grapes on the menu and I kept telling him "then how come your urinal if full of them"

08-06-2003, 12:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. poor guy that had to deal with that mess. __________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.