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i tought this could be a thread where people could share their odd and weird dreams.. I personally just woke up from a nap and had quite the weird dream...
If somebody wants to comment or analyse, please- feel free to.

It all started with a missunderstanding. i was mistaken to be the manager for a popular band. Before I had a chance to even try to correct the mistake, I was already handleling the bands happenings... Things escalated and suddenly I found my self so busy I had to start giving pressconferences, even to my best friends. I got overly stressed. One of my dear old friends got so obsessed that he started to chase me and caused me to have a car accident. when the car smashed to the wall the stuff from inside it got thrown out. In the dream i had been saving small milk cans (unopened) for years and in the accident they also were thrown out. I didnt get harmed, but stepped out and collecetd them and decided to finally after all the years open the milk cans and empty them. I for some reason wanted to pour them into a book i took out of an old book shelf. The milk had gone really bad and as I emptied the cans there were voices around me asking 'Did the milk go that bad..?'.

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BBtB

I hope you found that dream amusing because I did. And oh the many wierd dreams I have had and oh the laziness of sitting here writing for an hour

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"I would like about three fiddy"

scarebearjinx

interesting dream man. one of my strangest ones was i was swimming at the uncp pool. i was diving off of the high dive. but there was no water in the pool; it was full of marinated and grilled beef. the one thing i didn't get was how i was able to tell up from down and still swim like i was in water. not to mention the fact that i came out of the pool clean everytime. it was just the damnedest thing.

BoCo

Last week I had a dream that I was in my bedroom playing frisbee with this new girlie I'm seeing and a couple of her friends. After awhile, I was in my closet going down on some other woman (no one I know) with 2 of my fingers in her ass. It goes from being in my closet to being at this intersection a few miles from my house. There were a lot of people from my work hanging around, and eventually the police showed up to arrest me and a bunch of other people for some reason I'm not really sure of. I stopped eating pussy and ran up the street to a house that I broke into so I could wash 'ass' off my fingers, then I ran back to where the police were so I could be arrested. When I got back, the cops had everyone sitting in chairs by the side of the road and listening to some speach they were giving. I don't really remember much after that, but I sorta doubt there was any real point to the dream.

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sixate

I never remember my dreams. Is that weird?

bubbaspike

I always wakeup when the good/bad part happens.
Got busted breaking a friend out of county jail last nite.

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phoenix1002

My friend had a weird dream... She woke up, and there was a giant spider coming through the room window. Her roommate got up and attacked it. They were in a kind of staring contest, and the roommate seemed to be losing. That's when she woke up.

I've had some weird dreams, but i think i've posted most of them already...

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meembo

My 7 year old woke up this morninig and announced he had a bad dream -- that a giant fruit was chasing him. I asked him what kind of fruit it was, and he said he didn't know -- but it was definitely a fruit!

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mokle

I forget all mine soon after, but yeah, I always have weird dreams

Last night I dreamt that I was mad at a buddy of mine, so I swung to punch him in the face, and someone grabbed my arm, so I flicked my finger at him... weird...

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Macheath

The last weird dream I had involved a journey that started in urban Seoul, South Korea and ended in the wilderness of Vietnam. Now I haven't ever even been to South Korea, but I have travelled a bit in Vietnam.

The journey involved all different kinds of transport like seaplanes, rowboats, steam trains, teleporting devices and walking. At one stage I was even crawling along a table covered in boxes of computer equipment, like modems and software boxes.

At the midpoint of the dream, I was at the top of a hill on a deserted island. This was the final stage of a journey that had taken me to increasingly isolated places at every stage. From the island I then travelled back to where I had started using all the same means as I had used to get there.

scarebearjinx

i had a dream in red, black, and white one time. this knight was charging a salesperson at full speed on horse back and slaughtered him. it was more the color it was in and how not quite clear, but still clear enough to make out what was going on.

gjbourke

making moulds of ducks from plastic/rubber and then filling a chimney with them. All this so I could escape from my situation, whatever that was.
Problem was the halves of the moulds didn't match and I was pretty mush screwed and never going to escape.

SecretMethod70

This used to be a journal entry, but it was lost with TFP 3.0, I'll give a slightly more abridged version here because 1) I don't remember it as specifically and 2) I don't feel like typing it all again.

I had this dream a few weeks ago that I went to a movie with onodrim and ran into some other people I knew there and we sat with them. The seating arangement was very unusual in that she never sat next to me. She would get up and come back multiple times throughout the movie but never came back to sit next to me. She alternated between a few seats away from me. I eventually got annoyed with this so I followed her out. She didn't notice me and then I saw her running to greet someone at the door to the theatre whom she had apparently been waiting to see in secret. I followed her only to see her embrace and start kissing some other GIRL! I got hugely upset, broke them apart, yelled at onodrim, and left. Then I woke up. It was freaky. I mean, if I'm gonna dream about onodrim with another girl (that's the only place it'd ever happen ) then I'd like it to be a GOOD dream, not one where she's cheating on me. Sheesh!

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Boner

Nah, our brains are programmed to forget them normally.

If you want to remember them, tell yourself right before you go to sleep that you will remember your dream. Also, if you wake up during a dream you are more likely to remember it.

Another trick is to keep a dreamlog. The act of trying to remember details helps train your minds to retain them.

dreamstate

When I am dating a woman, during dreams I seem to have the highest moral fibre. The other night, during a dream, a girl sat on my lap to see over the heads of the row ahead of us at a sit-down concert. I had to ask her to move because I wasn't comfortable with the idea.

Is it cheating when I'm dreaming? For some reason, I seem to think so.

World's King

The only thing weird about my dreams is that I don't dream anymore.


My mind doesn't work like that anymore.

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Dorian_S

That depends. Do you sleep in very often, or at all?

GEEK ALERT -

You're more likely to have intense dreams during periods of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep. This usually happens at the end of a sleep cycle, while you're not sleeping as deeply as in the middle of the night. When you force yourself to wake up, you cut off the end of the sleep cycle.

So if you sleep late (like I do), you're more likely to remember your dreams the next day.

-D.S.

LuFega

I had a dream last night were a huge python swallowed my mother whole. When it happened I managed to react fast enough to cut the snake in half and get my mom out before she was digested. She made it out ok but was stunned. The backyard was also full of snakes and one tried to eat an old dog I used to have. Two snaked in particular had full stomachs. This dream left me very disturbed. I'm now terribly worried. Any ideas on what this means??

boredjerk

I had some cocaine that got wet. So I added more water, stirred it in a bowl, and it turned into peanutbutter.

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rockzilla

Haven't remembered a dream since I was 14 or 15. Darth Vader was cooking bacon in my parent's kitchen, I was mad because that bacon was for our breakfast the next morning.

OzOz

I had a dream where I was one of a group of four Jedi who were hunting a particularly viscious gang of vampire chickens. No idea how I knew they were vampire chickens...

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OzOz

I had a dream where I was one of a group of four Jedi who were hunting a particularly viscious gang of vampire chickens. No idea how I knew they were vampire chickens...

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Psivage

Three dreams stick out in my mind.

1. I was dreaming one time I needed to get laid and pass on my seeds, but whenever I get a girl to agree to it she was killed by these men in black.

2. I was in the old mansion, I was looking for Freddy Krugerm we were freinds, I found him asked himwhat he wanted to do tonight and he said to kill you, I reply seriously he got up and flick out the his finger claws and said I'am, the scence shifted to a hallway in the mansion I was at one end he at the other. I popped out my claws( Wolverine kind of claws) and started running at him, when we were about to clash this beautifull black hair women wearing a white dress pulled me in a another room, She said I must not fight him. I said why? He will kill you, I heard Freddy yelled don't listen to her. I told her that Freddy won't killed and look at her one more time she was crying, I step out and started fighting Freddy, it was a good fight neither of us getting the advantage, I asked Freddy how my death will look in the real world he said Kideny Failure, That shocked me since I was undergoing kideny failure.He tool that moment to plugne his knifes into my stomach. I the same time though my cat jump up on my bed onto my stomach I work up with a start, looking at my cat. A second later the glass covered picture I had of Freddy above my bed came down the glass fell right where my head would of been.

3. I was taking a shower when this beautiful women opened the door and joined me, I looked at here and asked what is she doing here. She said she came to prove that I could love. I said I can't risk it. She said I need myself to allow myself to love. I once again said no it's is impossible. She put her hand around my neck and kissed me on the lips, she looked into my eyes, with such a look of love, I looked deeply into her eyes, she smiled, I said I'm sorry I can't be loved and pulled out a knife( I don't where it came from) and stuck her right in the stomach, she cover the part where I stab her falling down, She look up and said, you could of been happy, I just watch her . She faded away until only her blood remain and that went swirling down the drain.

remebered another dream.

My cat died and I was very upset, some weeks later I had a dream where I was in the kichten and my cat was there, I said I was sorry that she died and I loved her so much and miss her. She said she love me too and I gave her the best home she could asked for. She said it wasn't my fault that she died, and I should stop mourning her, its time to move on. I kneeled down and hugged and kissed her one last time. She turned and walked away. When I woke up my feeling of sorrow was gone.

Charlatan

I had a dream last night that I was making out with Johnny Depp.

That was weird.

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Grasshopper Green

I'm sure it was weird...but was it enjoyable?

I don't remember my dreams often, but I do have a recurring dream. I've skipped class all year and wake up on the day of the final in a panic because I don't know any of the material and am going to fail the class. Or...I get to school and can't remember my locker combination and my locker has some important report or paper or something in it. I'm a geek in my dreams!

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healer

Lat night I dreamed that I was lying in bed, chatting with one of my (male) colleagues from work. Real pillow talk type stuff. He's really into cars and engines etc. so the conversation eventually took a turn in that direction. Next thing I know, my best friend - also a complete motorhead - is in the room trying to fit a gearbox into a hole in the wall. Apparently there was an engine on the other side of the wall, and the two of them were attaching the gearbox together.

I stood there, watching them for a while before I started thinking to myself: "This is a really fucked up dream, you should wake up".

So I opened my eyes. I won't be mentioning this to said colleague.

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Ourcrazymodern?

I have a recurrent dream of being in a very large and ornate house. Somehow I'm aware that it's mine and that I've lived there for quite awhile, but I can't always find my way around, as if the rooms rearrange themselves periodically. I've been back to it many times and it's always recognizable, if not completely. Waking up usually produces a sense of loss.

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Lizra

I have a recurrent dream similar to that!
In the dream, my house always has several large, empty, almost forgotten/unknown areas waiting to be reconditioned and become available for use.
Since we own an old house that's not big enough for everybody and everything....this recurring dream always seems pretty exciting and positive while dreaming (though I never seem to do anything with the space, just look at it and marvel over the possibilities) but rather sad when I wake up and realize I actually don't have a whole extra floor or wing waiting for development.
I always kind of figured it was a reflection on some feelings of unused personal potential?????

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oFia

I don't remember any dreams right now. Usually I don't want to remember my weird dreams. And it's not uncommon for my mother to pop up in one of my weird dreams.

Jetée

i have a hard time, too, trying to remember my evanescent dreams of the previous night. What I am proposing is that I leave a small notebook and pen by my bed, so that, in the morining when I awaken, I can at least jot down one of my bizarre dreams before it fleets away forever.

Then, I can go pee.

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yelizaveta

is it just me, or do the most vivid and interesting dreams occur in those half asleep, half awake morning hours? something that happens to me quite frequently is that i will wake up to an alarm knowing i need to get up, but then fall back asleep and start having an extremely realistic dream that i'm getting up, taking a shower, putting clothes on, etc., and then wake up very disillusioned that i'm actually still in bed and about 2 minutes have passed. i have actually had this happen multiple times in one morning, and thought each time that i was really awake. it's quite creepy!

Ourcrazymodern?

I had a dream Monday where there was a fairly large bear biting a child's head. When I yelled for assistance (my wife tells me she heard this) the child withdrew its head and bared large canines at me. Quite bizarre in light of the job offer requiring a hard hat that was in the same dream.

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Plaid13

I have had lots and lots of odd dreams. But the all time strangest i have ever had in the dream i woke up and looked around and realized i was in a giant fish bowl and over my head was water floating all outside of the bowl. I had a little castle with a treasure chest out front and some mutli colored rocks scattered all over the ground. Then outside of the bowl was a giant room and there was two big goldfish looking at me. Had that dream years ago and i still remember it like it was last night. i think i was pretty sick at the time. must of been going out of my mind or something.

Jetée

Just woke up from a dream in which I was on a very long and winding highway that was completely underground. The highway was afixed by various large sculptures of what I can only remember being a skateboard and a box of fries. I vaguely remember in my dream that I was thinking the highway was beautiful in that it was food-themed. Anyway, I was on this highway on a bus that was going fairly fast, until I had arrived at my destination. But after exiting the bus and walking around for a bit, going into a telephone booth that also had a fully functional bathroom inside, complete with medicine cabinet inside, I had realized I forgot something (not quite sure what it was that I seem to have misplaced). Tried running to catch the bus before it left, I reentered the bus just as it was leaving. I did this only to discover that it was a different bus, going elsewhere. So I kindly asked to step off the bus, and I was once again on the highway. I decided that the fastest way to get to my destination was to hang off the railing of this enormous highway and carefully traverse my way through its infinite windings and loops. In the dream, I think I was 'actually' shuffling on the highway's ledgings very fast, because it had numerous loops that, given the laws of physics, only fast-moving objects such as roller-coasters could properly go across. I ended up seeing my destination, a kind of exclusive roman bathhouse party, and let go from the ledge of the high-winding road to land(matrix-style landing), in a pool of water not higher than 2 feet. That is all before awakening.

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Destrox

I honestly think I trained my self to forget my dreams.

When I was a child I had a horrifying dream about watching my mother die by getting smashed into the house with a bulldozer.

Oddly enough it is a dream that has ALWAYS stuck in my head, no idea why.

The mother is healthy, and doesn't work near bulldozers.

But other than that, I dont dream or remember a ounce of them.

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ShaniFaye

all mine are wierd my latest one that just had me waking up shaking my head was that I moved to North Dakota just to eat sushi...for some reason in my dream ND had the best sushi of anywhere in the states.

In reality I abhor sushi and would prob only eat it if a gun was held to my head

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ItWasMe

I wrote this bad dream down a month ago. I couldn't get back to sleep. The weird part is that my car got stuck in the mud at this location years ago with my ex-husband. I might use it in my mystery story that I'm writing.

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The car sped down a winding, deserted gravel road, He was driving too fast, and we were fishtailing around the corners in the downpour. I hung onto the door and the seat for balance, but I was still thrown side to side like a rag doll. The driver hit the brakes and came to an abrupt stop. I was thrown forward and smacked my cheek on the dashboard. We were in a large wooded area. Where, I didn't know.

The man behind the steering wheel turned to me. He stared at me with emotionless, almost lifeless eyes. Pulling a pistol out of his jacket, he aimed it at my head and cocked it.

"Get out!" he said quietly.

He didn't have to tell me twice. I yanked on the door handle with shaky fingers and rammed my shoulder into the door repeatedly to get it to open. It finally opened, and I fell out of the car. I landed face first in the thick mud. My feet slid as I grabbed the door and pulled myself to my feet.

I heard the 'click' of a gun and felt my heart stop. I turned around to see him still aiming at me, and I realized I wasn't dead. The gun had misfired. He narrowed his eyes and took another shot. I felt fire in my shoulder as the bullet ripped through muscle. I slammed the door shut with my good arm, and ran for the cover of the trees. The ground was as soaked from the rain as I was. I slipped through the muddy grass in the woods as I weaved my way through the trees and bushes.

I heard the driver swear before he gunned the gas and took off down the road. And I wondered how I would get home.

queserasera

Jeebus cripes, Itwasme! Scary dream - I hope the jist of it is that it's just a dream, not a remembrance of things with your ex. Interesting story for a book in any case.

So I've had a couple weird dreams lately - very memorable lucid dreams about leaving my husband. I wake up thinking they're very bad dreams, and not exactly embracing the theme, but still... I think I must be trying things on for size.

The most recent dream was that I saw him in his truck kissing someone else, and so sort of realized that our relationship was on the rocks. The dream progressed to him trying to talk to me, and me insisting that I just couldn't do it right then, and that if he insisted in hashing all this out right that second, that I was done, gone, the end. I'm sort of thinking that even in the dream, I was looking for an out, and asking for one, and taking it when my wishes weren't respected. God this sounds horrible, and I guess it may be, possible fodder for another thread, but it was a dream, so figured I might dump it here.

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kevpdx

I had a dream where I went to the Gangsta's Paradise (must have been listening to Coolio before bed) which was actually an airport/football stadium. I met Coolio.
We got on the plane and it was an auditorium. I saw hundreds of planets going past the ceiling window on top. It revived a memory from a dream a few years back where I found McDonald's on a space station.
Anyways. Back to the plane. I'm watching the planets fly by. A lady on the plane (who was apparently a teacher from my school) starts talking about the 9000 page John Steinbeck book we were reading for class (we were reading Of Mice and Men in class in RL at the time).
Something goes wrong. I'm standing at the back of the auditorium. I fall to the ground. I look at the window. It is covered in orange goo. Apparently our sun imploded and blew up all over. People were turned into orange goo all over the auditorium. We land and evacuate on a foreign planet. I suspect that this is all a hoax and part of a lesson. I figure that the 9000pg book can be used to communicate with my parents, who I assume are still alive. Nothing. I'm still confident. I have a hunch that we are living the book. I look to the 9000th page to see if we go back to Earth eventually, but I can't find anything.
We get off and our school apparently exists on this planet, although there are only two teachers teaching everything. We go to a grocery store. All of the food is 3rd party imitation crap, the place looks like a K-Mart. The food is fake hostess, candies, etc.
Another guy and I go to the end of the aisle to the book section. All of the books are Steinbeck. A train passes behind the aisle and restocks everything. The guy is desperate to find Of Mice and Men.

I woke up here. I wrote it in my notebook and it took 20 minutes and 5 pages. "I want Of Mice and Men" stuck with me for a while.

777

I haven't had any weird dreams lately. But there is one thing that I've found to be odd. I never dream of people I know. All the other cast members are people that I've never seen before.

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