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marcopolo · 04-23-2003, 01:29 PM

I was crazy hungry so I decided to order pizza for pick-up at my local pizza place. I usually order from Papa John's but I just decided to order at this place for the hell of it.
I ordered a thin crust pizza with sausage...

Uhhh...

I thought they were going to sprinkle some pieces of sausage onto the pizza, but apparently that's not what they do.

Now, am I supposed to be happy that there is so much good meat on this pizza, or am I supposed to be disgusted at the amount of grease that this pizza holds?

I just finished my second slice, and I don't think I can take it anymore.

MSD · 04-23-2003, 01:36 PM

I once got a pizza with whole meatballs on it ...

uncle phil · 04-23-2003, 01:37 PM

like the man said, don't worry; be happy...

most chain pizza places don't give you enough meat to sink your teeth into, and you can always sop up the grease with a paper napkin...

The_Dude · 04-23-2003, 01:41 PM

be happy and next time order from papa john's

Ransom342 · 04-23-2003, 01:44 PM

Sprinkle Parmasean cheese on it, it will soak up the grease and add some flavor!

Macheath · 04-23-2003, 01:56 PM

Just sop up the greast with a paper towel - If the paper goes clear, its your window to weight gain.

SecretMethod70 · 04-23-2003, 01:58 PM

Suck it up and enjoy it. I personally don't like lots of sausage on sausage pizza, but if that's what you've got just go with the flow

Look on the bright side, at least now you know whether or not to order from them again.

paddyjoe · 04-23-2003, 03:20 PM

Keep some Boboli crusts in the fridge and dress them up any way you want.

Boner · 04-23-2003, 03:27 PM

Just look at the grease and imagine it flowing through your arteries

I have a gift for ruining meals.

Back in college I ordered a pizza that had grease pooled up in the corners of the box. I sent that sucker back.

yournamehere · 04-23-2003, 03:29 PM

Better too much than not enough.
Take off what you don't want!

jujueye · 04-23-2003, 03:34 PM

Most meats on pizza are oily - pepperoni, sausage, salami (my fave) so once these are heated, yeah, the oils come out. I have no idea why they dont try to get rid if some of it prior to cooking the pizza, but hey.....its a pizza joint.

So if its getting to be too much, well, dont make yourself SICK! In fact, you'd probably get a laugh if you order another one and ask for less...!

juju

eyeronic · 04-23-2003, 03:35 PM

I would be outraged. Are they whole sausages? Grab one of those suckers and beat someone down with it. You'll feel much better.

homerhop · 04-23-2003, 03:38 PM

Post the meat to your local PETA rep and get them to protest

World's King · 04-23-2003, 03:43 PM

Just down it.

It will be okay as long as you have Rolaids.

phoenix1002 · 04-23-2003, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by World's King
Just down it.

It will be okay as long as you have Rolaids.

That, and maybe make sure you go to the gym regularly for a while

sierra2774 · 04-23-2003, 03:56 PM

Just pick off all the sausage and cheese....It will be good then.

louiedog · 04-23-2003, 04:44 PM

I dunno, I don't have that problem. Since I was 5 I've never liked anything but veggies on pizza. I'd eat pepperoni once in awhile or if that's all there was, but nothing beats veggies on top.

Binder · 04-23-2003, 04:52 PM

just hold it up at an angle and let the grease run off of it. i love a pizza that way.

pazza · 04-23-2003, 04:53 PM

well its too late to do anything now, but now youve learnt that change brings pain

Lebell · 04-23-2003, 04:58 PM

Eat a rolaids FIRST and then one AFTER.

And then hope your heart doesn't explode.

But other than that, just enjoy!

cheezhead · 04-23-2003, 05:02 PM

Be an true American. Sue em!

TaLoN · 04-23-2003, 05:03 PM

The more meat the better!!!!!!

sapiens · 04-23-2003, 05:25 PM

I would say sop it up with paper towels. That's what I usually do with greasy pizza. You might try draining off, freezing it, and spreading it on toast in the morning. But seriously, I have heard of people saving grease/fat to season sauces, etc.

dreamstate · 04-23-2003, 08:28 PM

The grease really gets to me too. I ordered double cheeze from a new place one time.. they must have used the whole bin. I swear I could have done an oil change on my car.

04-23-2003, 01:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Now... Should I be happy or disgusted? I was crazy hungry so I decided to order pizza for pick-up at my local pizza place. I usually order from Papa John's but I just decided to order at this place for the hell of it. I ordered a thin crust pizza with sausage... Uhhh... I thought they were going to sprinkle some pieces of sausage onto the pizza, but apparently that's not what they do. Now, am I supposed to be happy that there is so much good meat on this pizza, or am I supposed to be disgusted at the amount of grease that this pizza holds? I just finished my second slice, and I don't think I can take it anymore. __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-23-2003, 01:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	like the man said, don't worry; be happy... most chain pizza places don't give you enough meat to sink your teeth into, and you can always sop up the grease with a paper napkin... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-23-2003, 01:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	be happy and next time order from papa john's __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

04-23-2003, 01:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	Suck it up and enjoy it. I personally don't like lots of sausage on sausage pizza, but if that's what you've got just go with the flow Look on the bright side, at least now you know whether or not to order from them again. __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

04-23-2003, 03:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	Better too much than not enough. Take off what you don't want! __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

04-23-2003, 01:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I once got a pizza with whole meatballs on it ...

04-23-2003, 01:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ransom342 Upright	Sprinkle Parmasean cheese on it, it will soak up the grease and add some flavor!

04-23-2003, 01:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	Just sop up the greast with a paper towel - If the paper goes clear, its your window to weight gain.

04-23-2003, 03:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Keep some Boboli crusts in the fridge and dress them up any way you want.

04-23-2003, 03:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Boner Insane Location: Plugged In	Just look at the grease and imagine it flowing through your arteries I have a gift for ruining meals. Back in college I ordered a pizza that had grease pooled up in the corners of the box. I sent that sucker back.

04-23-2003, 03:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Most meats on pizza are oily - pepperoni, sausage, salami (my fave) so once these are heated, yeah, the oils come out. I have no idea why they dont try to get rid if some of it prior to cooking the pizza, but hey.....its a pizza joint. So if its getting to be too much, well, dont make yourself SICK! In fact, you'd probably get a laugh if you order another one and ask for less...! juju

04-23-2003, 03:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	I would be outraged. Are they whole sausages? Grab one of those suckers and beat someone down with it. You'll feel much better. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-23-2003, 03:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
homerhop Insane Location: ÉIRE	Post the meat to your local PETA rep and get them to protest __________________ its evolution baby

04-23-2003, 03:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Just down it. It will be okay as long as you have Rolaids. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-23-2003, 03:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	Just pick off all the sausage and cheese....It will be good then. __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

04-23-2003, 04:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Eat a rolaids FIRST and then one AFTER. And then hope your heart doesn't explode. But other than that, just enjoy! __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

04-23-2003, 04:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
louiedog Crazy	I dunno, I don't have that problem. Since I was 5 I've never liked anything but veggies on pizza. I'd eat pepperoni once in awhile or if that's all there was, but nothing beats veggies on top.

04-23-2003, 04:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
Binder Insane Location: between lost and confused	just hold it up at an angle and let the grease run off of it. i love a pizza that way.

04-23-2003, 04:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	well its too late to do anything now, but now youve learnt that change brings pain __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-23-2003, 05:02 PM	#21 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	Be an true American. Sue em!

04-23-2003, 05:03 PM	#22 (permalink)
TaLoN Loser Location: MI	The more meat the better!!!!!!

04-23-2003, 05:25 PM	#23 (permalink)
sapiens Junkie Location: Some place windy	I would say sop it up with paper towels. That's what I usually do with greasy pizza. You might try draining off, freezing it, and spreading it on toast in the morning. But seriously, I have heard of people saving grease/fat to season sauces, etc.

04-23-2003, 08:28 PM	#24 (permalink)
dreamstate Upright	The grease really gets to me too. I ordered double cheeze from a new place one time.. they must have used the whole bin. I swear I could have done an oil change on my car.