Vanessa Paradis the transformer (Pics)
 

First of all I just wanna say that when I was hitting puberty I would have killed (literally) to get near to this goddess. I would have cut my hand off to get with Vanessa Paradis. I would have cut your hand off too. I would have stepped over my own mother. If you dont know who Im talking about heres a reminder:

http://www.vanessaparadis.net/images/15g.jpg

Aint she Purrrrrrdy?

http://www.vanessaparadis.net/images/151g.jpg

I say!

http://www.vanessaparadis.net/images/359g.jpg

I think I just downloaded in my pants!

http://www.vanessaparadis.net/images/260g.jpg

Here she is hangin out with a giant bottle of perfume tied to her favourite red rope :crazy:





Ok the point is this.
I am no longer gagga over Vanessa Paradis. Why?
Observe...

http://www.vanessaparadis.net/images/91g.jpg

Volcano hot.

http://www.vanessaparadis.net/images/54g.jpg

Hellspawn.

Im very sorry miss Paradis.

wow, what happened?

Thats exactly what I was asking myself while scrolling between the pictures. "Woah, what happened?!" Followed by a few more "woah!"s and ending in this reply.

omgoodness!

I agree dude, last pic is my fav

Aww, that's so sweet. Of course you can! ;)

wtfzors?!

Indeed!

no!

what the heck is going on?

Erm, You guys, what the fuck is happening? I think I found a glitch in the matrix.

BTW, when do I get to touch someone between the legs?

never heard of her before, but she looks fine

roflmao....

she was very good lookin... specially those first few

I think she's hot in all of them even the last one. I have pretty low standards :D

That's just a very unflattering angle for her in the last pic. Just makes her forehead look enormous...

Like a starving wet rat, or a strung out coke addict

Models and actresses don't pose for pictures that are intentionally unflattering without a reason. The last shot might have been a publicity shot for a character in a movie that never got made, for example.

-Mikey

or i dunno.. i could be going out on a limb here.. she could just be naturally ugly, and when she gets made up, sh looks a lot "better".

Ever see Camron Diaz w/o makeup.. GOOD GOD!

just some overrated frensh popstar. totaly not my typ

The Fashion demons stike again!!!

Uh...she looks the same. Just a bad picture.

Heeeey, howcome I never thought of that one?

Oh and... damn. Everything I wanted to say has already been said. Just a bad pic, that's all. :thumbsup:

dsaf
 

wtf happened to her?

I work for a photo studio- do digital mods, retouch , ect- I'm just a newbie there but I would say the difference is in the details- the cam angle is a big one, along with lighting and makeup

she put on a lot of eye liner and magically turned to ugly
poof!
not really though.

I dunno..isn't she Johnny Depp's squeeze and he always looks unkempt--plus she's had a couple of kids with him. Maybe she's older and more tired-looking or has given up putting so much time into her appearance?

There is a nice photo of her with Johnny in the current issue of GQ, tho'.

Wow sketch.

thats like heroin addict style or something.

If i had to pick the hotest chick right now i would say Monica Belucci her voice just makes me go insane.

It's probably just the angle as many have said.

My question is who IS she? I've never heard of or seen her :|

Don't you remember Joe le Taxi? Classic. She then hung around with Lenny K for a bit, before Johnny Depp found himself at a loose end and actually married her, I think.

it looks like she just caught a photographer who likes the strung out heroin addict look... ive run into pics of women who i thought were smoking hot and been quite turned off cause they had some dumbass photographer doing the shoot.

That last pic doesn't look too bad...I've seen much worse...

In my opinion, she looks really hot in that last picture. To each his own.

is there supposed to be something wrong with the last two pictures?? looks fine to me.. both her and the pictures themselves

Drugs to strange things to people.

I never knew she was with Johnny Depp, thanks for the that tidbit. If that last one is her after having kids, I must say she looks doubly hot because it is hard to keep off the weight from having kids.