when y ou bend over and every bone in your back cracks and then you cant get back up

The ultimate: when you stop being carded for beer at the gas station.

I used to work at a wine shop, I carded a woman only to find out she was in her early thirties. I told her I thought she was 17 and she left the store with an ear to ear grin.

- You've ever said 'Kids these days....' and meant it.

- You drink alcohol more for the taste than to get tanked.

- You sign your paycheque over to your chiropractor.

- You realize that maybe your parents were right.

- You notice how sexy.... and underage, high school girls are.