liquid_dreams

what is your best pick up line for getting chicks or guys. and what one is your favorite.

starliteskies

well this works for both, just go to a club and see someone you like just start dancin with them, and if they already got someone just come up behind them
hey if they dont like ya then they wouldnt dance with ya after that just start talking like you are old friends.

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Sluggin

I just give the eyes and possibly mouth something to them. Then I turn and occupy myself elsewhere, being sure to lock eye contact again later. All you gotta do then is wait for a signal or for them to come to you. Usually works pretty well and takes very little effort or commitment. Plus, it's a good way to avoid a situation with women that don't really want anything from you or already have something going on..

Of course that's just to get their attention..

John Henry

Beckon him/her with your little finger. If he/she comes over, whisper in his/her ear 'If I can make you come in ten seconds with my little finger, just imagine what I can do with my whole body'

Apparently it works.

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BulletBob

John Henry's seems like a winner.

Mael

get a wheelchair, and then wheel up to the girl/guy and say "wanna go for a ride?"

GuttersnipeXL

If a girl said that to me I'd be done for. I have never heard of anyone having this happen to them, and I used to live in the pub. I suppose there are those rare occurences though...I can only dream I guess

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charlesesl

Can I touch your bellybutton? From the inside?

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Sticky

<b>John Henry</b> if a women did anything to pickup a guy she would not have a problem. Women don't need lines.

As an aside....
I once heard someone use the "what's your sign?" line. He crashed and burned.

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SaltPork

http://linesthataregood.com/

have fun

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Liquor Dealer

Shut up and git in tha' truck.

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Troublebot

I can tell you the worst one.

Knew a guy in college that would walk up to girls and ask them, "Do you take the gravy?" Usually, he'd get the crap knocked out of him, but it actually worked a couple times.

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BigJayz

John Henry that was the best I think I've ever heard!

asylum

what f*cks like a bunny and winks...





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it worked...

vermin

Fifty bucks?

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Minus000

Hello is the only line that will work. You can't just spout out lines that get a result. Every sitution is diffrent and there is no formula. Just apply yourself and if your not a 90 year old with grippes you will probaly have sucsess.

scarebearjinx

one of my ex's used a line on me that made me turn red.
'it must have hurt.'
'what hurt?'
'it must have hurt when you fell from heaven.'

i have had others used, such as 'wanna go four wheeling?'.
i may favorite is probably 'i lost my teddy, can i sleep with you tonight?'

gump

i've used that before...

zf0enix

"How much for the 'Happy Ending'?"

Other than that, I can only suggest: "Hi, my name's (your name here), can I buy you a drink?"

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Slims

"Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"

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World's King

"Hi."

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MrFlux

I'll go with World's King on this one, I dunno if it counts as a pickup line but it got me into my current relationship

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mauibum

wrkime- good job on the pickup lines page. funny stuff.

mauibum

i thought i'd start a new thread since the last one sort of degenerated into pickupline jokes...

On a serious note, here's a longass quote taken from Nick Mclaren. This guy's a frickin' genius, everything he says is pure gold. Enjoy

"Stop worrying about a foolproof opening line. Most 'foolproof' opening lines are verbal sucide... An obvious line will cause her to immediately raise her draw bridge and prepare to pour boiling oil on you if you attempt to scale her castle walls... Keep it simple and natural, something that won't make her want to kick you in the groin. The easiest method of opening a conversation is to position yourself near the girl you're interested in and then wait for something to happen that you can comment on. If you catch her watching some dancers who are embarassingly bad, you can lean over and say, 'dancing just doesn't come easily to some people, does it?... the most successful lines are the ones that are the easist for her to respond to...That's all you need. You're a nice guy, not a smartass. You're glad to see she's having fun. You're likeable. It's a good first impression"

I urge you guys to try this strategy. Chick's galore; i give it my personal GAR-ON-TEE . Try it out, and then reply to this post and let me know how it worked out.
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bluearmy

I once heard an expert on the radio say that girls like to be complimented and a good way of starting a coversation, would be to say, I just have to complimant you on........ and take it from there.

mauibum

If you can pull it off, then go for it. I usually reserve the compliments for the next stage - flirting. Compliments are great, but it might come off as too forward if its the first thing you say. might not too.

CBL65

Let's play army. I'll lay on the floor and you blow the hell out of me!

crewsor

I'd like to see you try that one. How bout the old " If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me". I don't think I would try that one either.

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CBL65

It works as well as: "Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam the hell out of you!"

vermin

Tried this once in a bar. Pointed to a guy with a shirt open halfway, hairy chest showing, multiple gold chains, and said to the girl "Check out Mr. Disco, over there". Turned out he was her husband. VERY embarassing.

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