Awkward physical check ups?
 

Alright, so it's time for one of those rare check ups in between your legs at the doctors.

Would you prefer a female or male doctor to do the examination? Why?

I'd choose a dude. Just to avoid getting a really awkward 'one.'

Reason i asked is i just read a story about how sometimes since the examinations can take awhile in some cases guys have let their load go all over the doctors face. Haha!

trust me, with the anxiety you'll be going through that first time, there almost no chance you'll be letting go in a female ( or male's) doctors face.

unless you have a problem with premature ejaculation, i dont think its an issue. if you do, then choose a male doctor.

you'll find that there are heaps of male urologists out there and more often than not theyve come across someone with similar issues that you're experiencing.

ive had my junk checked out by male and females doctors and nurses before. its weird the first few times, but after a while you get used to it. you're doing your joba nd they're doing theirs. These professionals see all sorts of problems, and the last thing they want to do is turn you on and see you get off...at least 99.99999999% of them anyways.

but i think you've already made you're choice. dont procrastinate. make the phone call. thats the hardest bit.

My last 3 docs have been women, one was gorgeous. Trust me, when a gorgeous woman is handling your junk like it's so much liver, you don't get too excited (like not at all). And for some exams, women are much better... their hands are smaller ;)

On the other hand, male or female, the last thing you want to hear at that moment is "Ooops!!" (that was a male, a good friend of mine).

Hope you check your own dangly bits on a regular basis - not just as an excuse for mistress palm and her five lovely daughters to be sociable with yourself.
Myself. I would go for the best doctor I could find - would probably ask friends if they knew of a good one. Their gender would not be important compared to their ability, and if a surgeon, their success rate.

ohh sheet i meant as in own personal preference, wasn't asking for advice hahaha

Really? You could have fooled me, with the question in there about what we preferred and all. Most folks want to answer the question "why" here. We're a discussion community, so stiffling the discussion like this isn't exactly cool. Besides, it's a valid concern and one that many folks might find helpful.

dont forget to check your man boobs for lumps whilst you are at it. Men get booby cancer too.

Finding a Dr that you like is hard enough without eliminating half of them for gender. My cancer history has me seeing a gastroenterologist once a year. I have daughters older than the female doc that is going to shove a garden hose up my ass in a few weeks. She speaks english as a primary language, she understands and explains things well, and has no issues with a few very strong preferences of mine. I'm lucky to have found her.

I really honestly don't understand people who are awkward around doctors. Then again, I don't understand nervous pissers, or people who won't take gym room showers, either.

Go to whichever doctor you like best.

pick a chick. if your other mind decides to poke its head up and greet ms.lovely lady, it's probably a common reaction. if you have a similar reaction with a male Dr, it might lead to confused feelings etc depending on how certain you are of your sexual preferance.

I don't really care either way. If I'm there to get my "in between the legs" checked out by a medical professional, chances are I'm not overly thrilled about it in the first place. If you need to get something checked out, get it checked out. Not sure how old you are, but real life doesn't exactly mimic literary erotica...

I honestly have not heard of any woman of my aquaintance being 'turned on' by the sight of the vaginal wheel clamp. (In event of fire, you just know you are not going to be able to run). If you think you are going to be hit with urges of sudden and inexplicable lust at the sound of a snapping latex glove closing around a wrist - hairy or otherwise ( we are including the proctologist in this exam are we not?) - perhaps take your mind off it by thinking of those umberella things they used to shove down the eye of a penis to take scrapings - or maybe slam your nads in a drawer.
OP is it really a fear of premature ejaculation that worrys you? You could try one of those willy bracelets that you tighten up with a srew driver - I understand that stops anything exploding messily - and I am sure they have seen just about everything before. You could try lots of beer - but be sure not to stop when all the ugly gals/guys look pretty - you need more than that.

Sorry, but you did bring up the subject of splurging in a doctors face.

How about if you're suffering from Priapism? No blood flow can mean Gangrene, which could lead to amputation!!!:eek:

So that would be at least one case when you DO want a woman who makes you lose your wood.

Having a male doctor examine your cock and balls is just as awkward.
Here’s 4 things I thought were cancer, only to be told by my doctor it was “normal”.
1) Breast cancer! Which turned out to be painful lumps forming behind my boy nipples when I went through puberty. Something they failed to mention in school when they were harping on about balls dropping and getting hairs in strange places.
2) Arse hole cancer! Because I didn’t actually know what a haemorrhoid looked and felt like. Remember to eat your fiber kids!
3) Arm pit cancer! Also a puberty thing, an ingrown hair. Bless
4) Penis Cancer! This turned out to be a fat deposit on my dick. Yet another thing men aren’t warned about. Yes, I freaked out over my fat cock!

Let’s face it, if you have a lump on your rod and tackle, or even your shit hole, is anything but sexy.

I think it would go black and drop off like a lambs tail if left.
Wow. A new job op for Kerry Katatonic or Jordan - would Cherie Blair be going a step too far? I am not a man, but I think her smile would make me lose an erection if I had a penis and had one. Or Vicky from the Orange Housewives.

I had a man a few years ago and that was the first time in memory that a doctor has prodded my penis. It was no big deal so the next time I let a woman doctor do it because the wait time was 1 week instead of 4 months. Again, it was no big deal, even though she was hot. Your penis goes into limp mode and stays still. At least mine did. Plus these people are doctors. They've seen EVERYTHING. It's their job to see people's penises and vaginas and everything else. You may think it's awkward, but to them, they're simply at work waiting for 5 PM to roll around.

I don't really care, I've had male and female doctors.

For the record, I've had my twig and berries examined by both male and female practitioners, once by both, with ultrasound involved. In all cases, never popped a boner, much less "splooged" on anyone. If anything, it was a case of "turtle head syndrome." Non-scatological reference, Semi-stressful situation, not awkward for anyone involved, had to coax the little bastard out. Your views/experience may vary.

I'd take a woman for one simple reason: They tend to have a far better understanding of just how uncomfortable cold hands are.

Girl on Girl
 

You can study all you want about vaginas. Unless you own one,
you cannot be certain what I am feeling or describing.

Girls, always and forever.

I would'nt feel heard describing my knee pain to an amputee, either.

Even if I did own one, I still couldn't be certain because I'm not you. Even if I had the exact same feelings at one point I still couldn't be certain my experience matched up with yours, again, because I'm not you.

I have a hernia and when I was having it checked my regular Doc was out and his associate is a beautiful mid 30's lady. She was all over my groin area...including Mr Winky and the boulders...I was very disappointed in Mr Winky's performance he just lay there like a limp noodle. It was a real let-down...