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chinese crested · 04-19-2011, 04:55 AM

Caught it Plan, between chortles. I did however fear that fantasy contraceptive practices may also be involved - like standing the woman on her head in a corner - most of us know this sort of thing doesnt work - any more than praying for a period whilst making false promises never to take such risks again to a big invisible chap in the sky. You can also get pregnant on the first go.

The_Jazz · 04-19-2011, 04:58 AM

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Chinese Crested, did you miss Jazz's earlier post?

Probably since I was talking to Random Hair.

But here it is, CC. You should take this to heart since I can already see it happening to you. Folks are skipping what you post because you're making them work harder.

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Originally Posted by Random Hair

No, English. That's why I compared Fosters to piss, or as they called it in the 90’s ad campaign, “The Amber Nectar”. I’ll expanded that category of drink to include XXXX, Millers, Coors and Bud.

What’s the proper use of the quote function? All I can see is a tick box.

If you're using the default "green" skin, then you'll see two boxes in the lower right of every post on the board - "quote" and "quote +". Clicking on the "quote +" button will highlight that button but do nothing more inandof itself. You can click multiple ones if you'd like. If you click the "quote" button, you're taken to the "advanced reply" page automatically with the quoted text already embedded in the reply box. If you clicked any "quote +" for other quotes beforehand, those will be included as well.

Let me know if you're using other skins because the buttons are in other spots.

As it stands, it's difficult tell what's your original text and when you're quoting someone. You're going to be taken a lot more seriously if you learn to use those kinds of basic features. Not using them will just encourage folks to gratually stop reading your posts because you're making them work harder. That's human nature at work.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/2893397-post251.html

The more I think about this, the more I'm concerned for those kids. Clearly something's seriously wrong, and it appears she's already lost custody of two others. OP, you might want to get the authorities involved and petition for custody.

dlish · 04-19-2011, 05:06 AM

this isnt really about pregnancies though crested.

with a mixture of drug taking, sex and irregular sex partners that Kreals partner has engaged in, Kreal needs to get tested. The worst thing though is that you'd have to wait 3 months before you could do a test for HIV as it wont show up in your results till then.

Lordeden, you should never have thrown that shair at that passing police car

LordEden · 04-19-2011, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

The more I think about this, the more I'm concerned for those kids. Clearly something's seriously wrong, and it appears she's already lost custody of two others. OP, you might want to get the authorities involved and petition for custody.

I know this sounds horrible, but that just sounds like it would make her happy. She obviously doesn't give a fuck about the kids, getting someone to take them away and take care of them; sounds like a dream come true to her.

I'd almost say make her take care of them as punishment, but then you are really just punishing the kids.

/reasonswhypeopleshouldn'tbeallowedtobreed
//shewouldhavenevermadeitpastmybreedingstandards

*****

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Originally Posted by dlish

Lordeden, you should never have thrown that shair at that passing police car

Hey, that didn't involve a woman AND I got off with 3 hours in jail with no charges. I didn't even have to take a shower.

....and it was a OFF-DUTY police officer's person car. Like I would have known.

jewels · 04-19-2011, 09:55 AM

Strange Famous · 04-19-2011, 10:31 AM

people must think I am naive and they can have a laugh at my expense.

Two women cant pass on hepatisis THROUGH sex.

Obviously if they share a needle they can, but thats got nothing to do with being a lesbian.

The_Jazz · 04-19-2011, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

people must think I am naive and they can have a laugh at my expense.

Two women cant pass on hepatisis THROUGH sex.

Obviously if they share a needle they can, but thats got nothing to do with being a lesbian.

You're wrong.

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Originally Posted by from the website I already gave you

Hepatitis
An inflammation of the liver with various causes, and symptoms including yellow skin and eyes, nausea, loss of appetite, tiredness and stomach pain. There are three main hepatitis viruses. Hepatitis A is found in faecal matter, such as contaminated food and oral-anal contact. Transmission between women has been known.

Hepatitis B is spread by an exchange of blood and other body fluids. This includes touching an open cut if you have broken skin and sharing toothbrushes, nail clippers or razors. It takes very little blood or fluid to transmit, but cannot be contracted through food, drink or casual contact. Lesbians are invisible as far as Hepatitis B research is concerned, but vaccines for both Hepatitis A and Hepatitis B are available.

Hepatitis C is spread mainly through contact with infected blood, and sexual transmission is relatively rare. Again, there has been no research into whether this can be spread via woman-to-woman sex.

Emphasis mine.

It's been documented. Sorry, SF, but you're trumped by science. Keep arguing, though. It's fun to see how unimaginative you are about lesbian sex. That's really your problem here - you don't understand the mechanics.

EventHorizon · 04-19-2011, 11:57 AM

ok for the sake of not beating around the bush anymore (no pun intended) i'm just going to say it: google "scissoring girls" or watch the southpark episode where they do a parody on 300. sorry to have taken this thread to the brink of being moved to Tilted Sexuality but now that we know its possible, lets get back to the discussion at hand.

LordEden said it in simplest terms with the trailer and savior complex thing. shes an abusive mother, a shitty girlfriend, and a liar to boot. as a human being with an idea of what morality is, you deserve better

Strange Famous · 04-19-2011, 01:04 PM

To describe me as "unimaginative" in regards to lesbian sex is quite ironic... I have, over the years, imagined it quite a lot.

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LordEden said it in simplest terms with the trailer and savior complex thing. shes an abusive mother, a shitty girlfriend, and a liar to boot. as a human being with an idea of what morality is, you deserve better

I dont know how you can make such judgments on the basis of hearing one side of the story from someone who is angry.

The_Jazz · 04-19-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

To describe me as "unimaginative" in regards to lesbian sex is quite ironic... I have, over the years, imagined it quite a lot.

I thought as much. Yet here we are with you being unable to figure out some basics. Perhaps you need a stint as a pizza delivery driver to remove some additional "lessons" porn has taught you.

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

I dont know how you can make such judgments on the basis of hearing one side of the story from someone who is angry.

That's actually a very good point. One that I'm a little jealous you made before me.

Dartma · 04-19-2011, 09:56 PM

First off, welcome. I am new myself.

Judging by the situation that you described, your partner seems unable to be trusted. I wouldn't personally take ANYONE back who ever cheated on me. "Once a cheater, always a cheater."

I would suggest to look past her, their are plenty of women who would love to be with you, she is undeserving IMHO

monkeysugar · 04-20-2011, 02:12 AM

Dude...Run away. Damaged goods don't even begin to describe the situation when you started dating her. Cut your losses, cut your ties, just be done with it. And you should probably get tested. Let this be a somewhat unfortunate lesson for you, but a lesson, nonetheless. It happens. Sometimes you have to understand that there are things/people/situations that cannot be fixed. Years upon years of bad choices on someone's part cannot be fixed by a well meaning individual. After a certain point, they will always revert back to what they know best, and it is best not to be caught in the mix, despite all of the best intentions. I swear you could *almost* be an acquaintance of mine.

Random Hair · 04-21-2011, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

To describe me as "unimaginative" in regards to lesbian sex is quite ironic... I have, over the years, imagined it quite a lot.

Problem is, when you imagine lesbian sex, they get bored with each other after 5 min and ask you to join them (tell me I'm wrong)

04-19-2011, 05:06 AM	#43 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	this isnt really about pregnancies though crested. with a mixture of drug taking, sex and irregular sex partners that Kreals partner has engaged in, Kreal needs to get tested. The worst thing though is that you'd have to wait 3 months before you could do a test for HIV as it wont show up in your results till then. Lordeden, you should never have thrown that shair at that passing police car __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

04-19-2011, 09:55 AM	#45 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	.. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain Last edited by jewels; 04-19-2011 at 09:56 AM.. Reason: missed page 2

04-19-2011, 10:31 AM	#46 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	people must think I am naive and they can have a laugh at my expense. Two women cant pass on hepatisis THROUGH sex. Obviously if they share a needle they can, but thats got nothing to do with being a lesbian. __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

04-20-2011, 02:12 AM	#52 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	Dude...Run away. Damaged goods don't even begin to describe the situation when you started dating her. Cut your losses, cut your ties, just be done with it. And you should probably get tested. Let this be a somewhat unfortunate lesson for you, but a lesson, nonetheless. It happens. Sometimes you have to understand that there are things/people/situations that cannot be fixed. Years upon years of bad choices on someone's part cannot be fixed by a well meaning individual. After a certain point, they will always revert back to what they know best, and it is best not to be caught in the mix, despite all of the best intentions. I swear you could almost be an acquaintance of mine. __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good. Last edited by monkeysugar; 04-20-2011 at 02:14 AM..

04-19-2011, 04:55 AM	#41 (permalink)
chinese crested Insane Location: hampshire	Caught it Plan, between chortles. I did however fear that fantasy contraceptive practices may also be involved - like standing the woman on her head in a corner - most of us know this sort of thing doesnt work - any more than praying for a period whilst making false promises never to take such risks again to a big invisible chap in the sky. You can also get pregnant on the first go.

04-19-2011, 09:56 PM	#51 (permalink)
Dartma Banned	First off, welcome. I am new myself. Judging by the situation that you described, your partner seems unable to be trusted. I wouldn't personally take ANYONE back who ever cheated on me. "Once a cheater, always a cheater." I would suggest to look past her, their are plenty of women who would love to be with you, she is undeserving IMHO