If TFP were a TV show...
 

what would it be like? i feel like for the first half of programming it would be a bunch of dudes hanging out and looking through unclephil's piles of erotica while the ladies talk about natural remedies for period cramps. the next half of programming would be like a scene out of that 70s show where everyone is in a circle talking about philosophy/deep issues while performing their hobby (cooking, brewing tea, maintaining weapons, assembling and engine block, etc...) while Plan9 and TheJazz are in a perpetual paintball duel where if some people in the circle get hit hit in the eye, c'est la vie. they shouldn't have made themselves such available targets.

what would your version of the TFP show be like?

The big bang theory, how i met your mother, portlandia, and nova all sort of rolled into one and animated south park style.

Perhaps HBO's Rome with comedic side. Hmm, I could see TFP as a stadium-style Roman Senate building.

We'd all be making eloquent (or not so eloquent) speeches in togas and the drinking and orgy would follow.

The Big Bang Theory (as skizziks stated) in combination with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and conversations similar to Archer.

Are you kidding? Network TV would have cancelled us after 3 episodes. The pictures of Fly's ass alone would have generated millions of dollars in fines.

We're clearly HBO.

If TFP were a TV show?

Easy....


Jackass

Psh. We're Cinemax all the way.

Not my Dr. Jazzsmith version of TFP. I can't see anything NSFW unless some jagoff posts it in a thread without warning.

i think you misspelled the word "profits"

Being a noob here, I'd only be an extra in the background somewhere.


Hmph! I need my own message board, with blackjack... and hookers!

In fact, forget the mesage board!

Future Weapons

Plan9 will be Mac. ("Now, what we got 'ere is the Keltec KSG...")

Oh, fuck you. And fuck that douchebag. You're kidding, right?

Whatever it is, I'd want to have a lead in/lead out segment called "tutorial time with telekinetic" about whatever DIY was latest tickling my fancy.

Hmm, yes. Costumes are important.

Telekinetic would be dressed like Bill Nye. LordEden would be dressed like a hobbit.

Since I am new I would be the extra "crew member" that always got killed off in a Star Trek episode...

We'd need an entire network to keep up with all of the wacky antics.
I would find it fascinating if it was done in silent film format... accompanied by Martian on the guitar and aberkok tickling some ivories.

Could you imagine TFP doing a show with a similar format as Hee Haw?

It would be very, very, very much not like The Wire.

Small Wonder + Married with Children + Archie Bunker + The Facts of Life (- Mrs. Garrett) + Queer as Folk +SNL + Hung (- enormous penises) + M*A*S*H = TFP