EventHorizon

what would it be like? i feel like for the first half of programming it would be a bunch of dudes hanging out and looking through unclephil's piles of erotica while the ladies talk about natural remedies for period cramps. the next half of programming would be like a scene out of that 70s show where everyone is in a circle talking about philosophy/deep issues while performing their hobby (cooking, brewing tea, maintaining weapons, assembling and engine block, etc...) while Plan9 and TheJazz are in a perpetual paintball duel where if some people in the circle get hit hit in the eye, c'est la vie. they shouldn't have made themselves such available targets.

what would your version of the TFP show be like?

__________________
Does Marcellus Wallace have the appearance of a female canine? Then for what reason did you attempt to copulate with him as if he were a female canine?

Quote:

Originally Posted by canuckguy Pretty simple really, do your own thing as long as it does not fuck with anyone's enjoyment of life.

skizziks

The big bang theory, how i met your mother, portlandia, and nova all sort of rolled into one and animated south park style.

Plan9

Perhaps HBO's Rome with comedic side. Hmm, I could see TFP as a stadium-style Roman Senate building.

We'd all be making eloquent (or not so eloquent) speeches in togas and the drinking and orgy would follow.

__________________
Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Jove

The Big Bang Theory (as skizziks stated) in combination with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and conversations similar to Archer.

The_Jazz

Are you kidding? Network TV would have cancelled us after 3 episodes. The pictures of Fly's ass alone would have generated millions of dollars in fines.

__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

We're clearly HBO.

__________________
Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

If TFP were a TV show?

Easy....


Jackass

__________________
Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

The_Jazz

Psh. We're Cinemax all the way.

__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

Not my Dr. Jazzsmith version of TFP. I can't see anything NSFW unless some jagoff posts it in a thread without warning.

__________________
Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

EventHorizon

i think you misspelled the word "profits"

__________________
Does Marcellus Wallace have the appearance of a female canine? Then for what reason did you attempt to copulate with him as if he were a female canine?

Quote:

Originally Posted by canuckguy Pretty simple really, do your own thing as long as it does not fuck with anyone's enjoyment of life.

MeltedMetalGlob

Being a noob here, I'd only be an extra in the background somewhere.


Hmph! I need my own message board, with blackjack... and hookers!

In fact, forget the mesage board!

__________________
How's your mom, Ed?

KirStang

Future Weapons

Plan9 will be Mac. ("Now, what we got 'ere is the Keltec KSG...")

__________________

Plan9

Oh, fuck you. And fuck that douchebag. You're kidding, right?

__________________
Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

telekinetic

Whatever it is, I'd want to have a lead in/lead out segment called "tutorial time with telekinetic" about whatever DIY was latest tickling my fancy.

__________________
twisted no more

Plan9

Hmm, yes. Costumes are important.

Telekinetic would be dressed like Bill Nye. LordEden would be dressed like a hobbit.

__________________
Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

keymaker

Since I am new I would be the extra "crew member" that always got killed off in a Star Trek episode...

genuinegirly

We'd need an entire network to keep up with all of the wacky antics.
I would find it fascinating if it was done in silent film format... accompanied by Martian on the guitar and aberkok tickling some ivories.

__________________
"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

Baraka_Guru

Could you imagine TFP doing a show with a similar format as Hee Haw?

__________________
Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

aberkok

It would be very, very, very much not like The Wire.

__________________
!check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com

Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

noodle

Small Wonder + Married with Children + Archie Bunker + The Facts of Life (- Mrs. Garrett) + Queer as Folk +SNL + Hung (- enormous penises) + M*A*S*H = TFP

__________________