hambone

So Del Taco has this thing called Taco Tuesdays. You get 3 tacos for $0.99. My roommate and I decided we would take advantage of this and go for 9. And we did. And it was good. Until right about 5 minutes ago. It seems the tacos don't like being all cooped up inside of a person and decided to get out and see the world. However, being the sneaky fellas they are they decided to leave through the back door. Despite this they still managed to cause quite a ruckus and disturbed the peace greatly.


That is all.

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Phaenx

Speaking of tacos, I should eat some. Haven't eaten out in months.

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cheerios

wow. that sure wasn't what I was expecting. Made me chcukle, anyway. Hope you're feelin' better. that'll teach ya to eat anything that has a day of the week in it's name!

lafemmefatale

guess they're 3 for 99c for a reason. must be week old tacos.....lol jk

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GreasyP

There's this place called the Big Burrito where I used to live. Every Sunday is "buy one Don't Even Think About It, get one free" day. The Don't Even Think About It is nearly 2 feet long and at least 3 or 4 in diameter. So whenever possible me and my roommate would head out there on Sunday, each get our very own "18 inches of pleasure" and get a movie on the way home. Total: around $20 altogether. Rule was, no getting up from the couch until every last bit was gone. Every Monday, we hated life. But every Sunday, we were back at the Big Burrito.

I guess I told you all this to let you know: I feel your pain.

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hambone

I know what ya mean. Although it isn't all that pleasant, I predict I will be back next week, although I think 9 was a bit much...

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crow_daw

Its time like this when I feel so very lucky to have an strong stomach.

For the most part, spicy food doesn't even phase me.

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fallen_angel

I work for taco bell and i hate tacos and i must say that was the most pollite way to say that they gave you the shits. . .

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djm

I love tacos. Praise God.

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MikeyChalupa

Believe it or not, I hate Chalupas. Not a case of self-loathing, but the nickname was given to me by shipmates on a cruise a few years ago due mainly to me being half Mexican. I'll eat a few soft tacos at Taco Bell, but that's as far as I'll venture into their menu...

-Mikey

blindawg

We have a place up here that had a big ass burrito probably about the the size of the one GreasyP described. It's call the "Big Juan" $9.95 and a free

"I ate the Big Juan"

tshirt. It was more then a mouthful.. Probably half of the people i work with have been there. They have a board there whith pictures of everone whos cleaned their plate. There are amazingly even a few kids. Like a 9 and 10 year old kid..

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ratbastid

Hey, you're lucky. My local mexican restaurant has Salmonella Saturday...

warrrreagl

My wife and I have our own Taco Tuesday, but it has a whoooole different meaning.

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Troublebot

Back in the day, a friend and I would go up to our local KFC and get those little sandwichs they called chicken littles and sold for 33 cents a shot. We'd buy about thirty of 'em and a coke each and head back to our office. By two o'clock we'd be sitting there doing nothing but moaning. Still I wept a little when KFC stopped selling those chicken littles.

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Ganguro

today is tuesday.. im going to head down to Del taco and check these out.

TwistedFate

Tuesday at one of our local clubs, Tiki Bobs, means 10 cent tacos and 25 cent beers. Half of my dart team shows up loaded for bear and makes it difficult to play for the rest of us.

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Tacoists!

Giant Taco was a close, personal friend of mine.
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We took calculus together in school.

He would always tell me, “GH, a taco is the solid formed by bending a circular tortilla around a cylinder and filling it to the border. A natural problem is to find the cylinder that yields the taco of largest volume for a tortilla of a unit radius. For circular cylinders the volume of the taco is a Bessel function of the cylinder's radius, and for cylinders with other familiar cross-sections the volume of the corresponding taco also involves special functions. But in each case, with the aid of a computer algebra system the methods of calculus can be applied to find the taco of maximal volume. However, the general case is a nontrivial problem in the calculus of variations. The existence of a taco of maximal volume for a suitably general class of cylinders can be proved, and numerical experiments are given to show how the shape and volume of this "world's largest taco" can be approximated. This formula will lead me to the taco of my dreams.”

I miss him.

Zeld2.0

bah nothing much special here

TwistedFate

LOL! I had a similar friendship with Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Croissant. We skipped. . . I mean TOOK a lot of early morning classes together. (we were even invited to take a couple over again )

Donkeypuncher

So... you're not actually hangin' out in da LBC?

When you say "big fat taco"... should we be stopping at Del Taco, or did you mean for us to send one of the whores?

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GreasyP

Giant Hamburger is my new hero.

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Buk

Mmmm Tacos

Brian Fellows

My weekly trip to Taco Bell on wednesday is almost here. Can almost taste them now.

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Buk

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

cheerios

GH, you're about to kill me via laughter :P

Mupwah

White Castle and beer = same effect

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Kaos

hehe, I just had some Taco Bell last night.

And for the most part hot, spicy food doesn't affect me much either. All my friends think I have an iron stomach

grayman

My vice is McDonald's double cheeseburgers. They are only 1 penny more than the regular cheeseburger, so why not. We grab about ten of them and everyone digs in. I swear as soon as I unwrap the first one, my intestines start to sieze up, but I'll be back next week.

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EROK81?

There is a downside to taco Tuesday. On mine I have rice instead the meat and they charge me an extra 1.40.

GreasyP

I'd be real worried about any place that charges me 2 1/2 times as much for rice as for "meat."

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Met22

Get the runs at the border!
Isn't that the cry
Munchin Tacos
Think I'm gonna die
For the 99 cents I spent on three
Keeps me bent at the knees
And while it's not really all that bad
I'll being buying more and be glad!

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G_Whiz

For those old enough to remember, Tuesday is Red's Tamale Day.

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hambone

hahaha,

very nice.

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ronan

i love tacos

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mike

we have taco tuesday in newport beach at this one place, I dont remember the name but its really good.

sadistikdreams

tacoes are the shiznit

im a loser.

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EROK81?

Hahah, no shit. I have tried to get them to not charge me more, but they don' care. I guess it is more work to put on the rice instead of the meat.

Brian Fellows

You aren't paying for the tacos you're just renting em.

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Fire

ahh- taco's- used to love em - then was diagnosed w/ diabetes- havent had one in three months......sigh life will go on... somehow.

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snoop

Hmmmm . . . . Tacos . . . . . . .

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