Charlatan

If you decide to have kids with someone, don't let the kids rule your life. Always make sure to make time for yourselves. This can be as simple as going to a movie without the kids or as involved as going on a trip without them. You will be spending a lot of time with your kids, making time for yourselves is not something about which you should have guilt.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

kramus

The harder you work, the harder you work.

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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

m0rpheus

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. -Hunter S. Thompson

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"it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

bagatelle

For some reason, I like that.

'Never turn your back on a friend, thats the best target.'

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uncle phil

people who are what they seem to be
generally don't seek psychotherapy...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

uncle phil

never flirt at a nudist beach...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Shadowex3

Woah there uncle phil some of us browse the general discussion areas in public.

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uncle phil

If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zeraph

Hmmm...

If its the zombie apocalypse be quiet. Guns attract more zombies. Use blades and blunt objects, bows and crossbows, if you must use a gun then use one with a suppressor. Always sleep somewhere safe. Always have an escape route planned.

stevie667

For the love of god be sensible, but if you can't be sensible...don't get caught.

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uncle phil

it's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KirStang

Life goes on. Whenever everything you've worked for falls apart, and you find yourself alone with absolutely nothing, remember this: Life goes on. Pick up the pieces, learn from your mistakes, and know that this is not the end.

Plan9

Life doesn't go on. Not on the same path, anyway. You get -one- shot. And if you miss it, you don't get to take it back. Plan accordingly.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Willravel

When you become a manager, don't forget your experience as an underling. If you respect your workers, they will be more motivated to respect you when it counts. This is doubly true for personal assistants and executive assistants.

That terrible whine means you probably need a new belt. Take care of it sooner than later.

Plan9

When asked "What is best in life?" you must immediately reply with:

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

EventHorizon

when asked what you like most in a woman, realize that the question is talking about intangible things

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Does Marcellus Wallace have the appearance of a female canine? Then for what reason did you attempt to copulate with him as if he were a female canine?

Quote:

Originally Posted by canuckguy Pretty simple really, do your own thing as long as it does not fuck with anyone's enjoyment of life.

KirStang

Yep. Exactly. You miss that shot, it's not the end of the world. There's plan B, and maybe plan C and if not, then maybe you ought to evaluate your options and see what you can do. Unless that shot was meant to stop someone from ending your life, at which point, my advice is useless anyway.

Plan9

You're missing my point. My point is that every year there are critical life path decisions that we all make. Jobs, education, hobbies, partners, etc. I'm not talking about things other people do or acts of Allah, I'm talking about you taking responsibility for yourself. You're a fool if you think you can just pick things up whenever you want. Everything is finite. Time gets everybody. That's why procrastination is really bad, New Year's resolutions are cliche and romance novels sell so well. As I approach my next decade of life I've had to make big decisions on where I want to go with it. Do I choose mediocre pay for one-of-a-kind adventure and testosterone merit badges or do I choose a cushy, free time w/ hobbies life that will take care of me when I'm older?

I only get to pick one.

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Also:

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

bagatelle

Thanks. I have use for this.

You don't always get to pick at all.

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uncle phil

you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KirStang

Meh, you missed the point of my original post. I'm sure life has not gone the way you wanted it. But you're still here, aren't you? I never said anything about "picking things up whenever you want" or having infinite time to do everything, which, for some odd reason is how you've interpreted it.

Plan9

You talkin' 'bout hoes? Everybody knows: Bros before hoes.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

KirStang

I'm just basically saying, "Fuck it, Drive On."

Plan9

Well, don't get all zen on me, man. You know how dumb I am.

"It is what it is." "Fuck it, drive on." "Get some, go again."

Bumper stickers to live your live by if you're a young male.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

uncle phil

a fool and his money can throw one hell of a party...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zeraph

Find something to do with your life that you enjoy no matter how far out it is. Money is no object until you run out. Whether it be a forest ranger, a writer, or a ballet dancer. You must keep working on it. Then when the money does run out, you'll have a good idea of where your at and what you want to do. Then go make boring money, and then get back to it. By then hopefully you should be making enough money on your chosen profession.

gooder

I watched a certain win in a court case where I was right go away when the eye witness said," I don't remember". Those three words cost me thousands upon thousands of dollars.
Avoid civil court like the plague. But if you end up in there learn everything you can because you are paying a lot for it.
Even if you are right you can lose.
Sometimes it is better to lose than to win when you see what happens as time goes by. Sometimes having your ass kicked is a winning experience but mostly not.
Avoid traps and being a sucker.
Kegel a lot whether you are a man or a woman.
Before sin comes temptation.
I don't remember.

Jrock

It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

uncle phil

don't drink and drive; you might hit a bump and spill something...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Plan9

You can't clog a portable toilet.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Zeraph

Eagles may soar....but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

uncle phil

artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

MSD

This is gross, but I've done exactly that. I'm going to have to work on finding proof, but ...

Plan9

Alright, alright. Let me rephrase, Captain Shittiton:

You can't clog a portable toilet that has no flushing mechanism and consists of a giant 55 gallon drum full of blue fluid.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Shadowex3

No but with enough taco bell you can still ensure that nobody is going to be using it.

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Toaster126

Don't be afraid to suck at first when you try something new. Not everyone is naturally good at everything. Most genius is not from raw natural talent, but a combination of raw natural talent with many years of hard work/practice. Hard work/practice almost always beats natural talent alone.

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

MSD

The funnel under the seat is only so big. They do have the funnel and not just a big looming cesspool under yours, don't they
'

Plan9

Pfft. Looming cesspool. I work for the government, remember?

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For the thread:

Buy two cheap sunglasses in a hard case instead of one expensive sunglasses.

You'll break 'em anyway and need an instant backup. The hard case is crucial.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Zeraph

Have a plan to kill everyone you know.

KirStang

Tone that rhetoric down. This is an open forum and this type of talk, can and will be used against you if you ever do something that results in adverse scrutiny.

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