mr_burns

If a kid (lets say 14-16 years old) of your sex came up to you in a sotre that sold naughty magizines, and offered you $20 to buy him/her a play boy/girl magizine, what would you do?

Phaenx

Buy it for them, you would eternally be the coolest guy on the planet to at least one person, and it's not like it's going to fuck the kid up.

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Slims

Buy it for them. Otherwise they will just steal it.

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The Atomic Boy

Demand $30.

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Maveric

hell, I'd tell the kid to save his money and I'd let him have one of mine from my "library" , lol...

seriously, i'd tell the kid to "piss off before he finds my foot in his ass!", unless it was like my nephew or little cousin .

besides, porn is a family tradition, no?

Schwan

I wouldn't, but not because I think it's that bad for them, but because finding porn at that age is a whole lesson in itself :-D.

stinkynutz

i'd say "sure."
take his money and take off.

juanvaldes

depends how the kid looks. but yeah.

Big Julie

If I did, I'd give his change back, and tell him to save up for a computer/ internet access already....

Mael

that's so true. when i was growing up, my friend neal and i would go on our "great porn searches" in his house trying to find where his mom had hidden his dad's old stash. we found it once or twice, but she kept moving it. and looking for it was half the fun.

Schwan

Exactly my point... the porn stash it the treasure chest of every 13 year old boy.

Meridae'n

Haggle, then buy it for them, the same as if they wanted alcohol (minus the haggling)

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God of Thunder

What's the matter? Have these kids not heard of the internet????




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cub4life78

I'd probably get it for him and give the change back...

VirFighter

Yeah, I'd buy it for him. Make some money and become his idol all in one action

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Miserlou

I wouldn't buy him any. He'll have to go through the same crap I did when I was a kid (or just get the damn internet, like many people have posted.)

Besides their was a rush of danger and excitement when trying to retrieve a porn mag from the top shelf, lower it without anyone seeing and cleverly covering it in your Newsweek magazine. Then theres hunting for porn in the woods.....

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YourNeverThere

i would buy it for him becuase the first time i found porn it was at a house i was house sitting for a sort of strange family that i didnt really like. THe other person who was house sitting with me was very fucked up, and he decided to search the house for cigarettes because the parents smoked. When we found the porn, along with home made porn (scary!) we went nuts and just sort of ran off ( i was like 11) then we forgot all about and the parents came home to find their porn collection all of the place and we got in shit. Im not saying that this will happen to the average porn buying kid if i dont buy porn for him/her, but it might and that would suck

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WhoaitsZ

fuck yes, i would buy it.

all of the stuff I have seen has given my an exellent and respect for women.

so...... like greg (i think) said above, he'll steal it anyway..

the main thing is if i get him something i can get him something that i'd imagine to be far less harmful than shit some people would get to him. i wouldn't be able to

hahaha

I would buy it. Id probably not want them seeing some of the more hardcore shit. But 16 is plenty mature enough to see porn.

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guthmund

I'd tell him to shove off and look for his own porn. I'd advise him to check the woods

Yeah, I'd probably buy it for the guy. Nothing's worse than being shot down while scamming for porn. After all, if I can pass on my knowledge of tasteful, yet disturbingly nasty porn then I know I've done my little part for a better tomorrow.

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macmanmike6100

I do it, if anything for the pity I feel, since he/she isn't clever enough to find porn for him/herself.

Kids. (hehe)

JStrider

i would... wouldnt even have to think about it...

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MacGnG

shit thats all that matters, and u get money for it!

spasblitz

for some reason, i got a feeling that this would be illegal in some way.....I think I would pass. Lots of sting operations out there these days !!!

Not trying to sound like a hard ass, but I have felt the complete GHEYNESS of a local jail cell before. It is a major deterrent, i wear my seatbelt and everything now

Schwan

What, you got jailed for not wearing a seatbelt, or am I just not getting the subtle irony here .

Bonesaw

I guess there is a group of wooded porn faeries in the world. Cuz hot damn that was where I found my first real porn. I was hiding in the bushes out by the river in my home town and found porn. Definitely a treasure trove at the age of 12.

Now that I think about it though some freak was probably gettin' off to the porn and I probably sat it in. But at 12 you don't always understand all those types of things.

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