Ogre840

ok so far all that stuff you all have said.... and

you too busy chatting in #tfp, and reading posts, to drink the mt dew next to you while your throught feels like your going to choke...

when your driving around thinking "man i need to go to the office and get the disks for photoshop, so i can surf the net for a picture of ** so i can manipulate it, and show my friends on tfp" when your job isnt a job during the summer, your not that great at photoshop, you forget what picture you wanted, and then complain about all of the above in a post, and the chat...

when your watching a preview of the porno your downloading, and you see someones fav porn star in it, and imediatly think "i should tell him to get this"...

when you get giddy seeing your name on the #tfp Quotes post.

you join Bones' pimp thread

you join the keystroke club with spleen

spleen stops ignoring you, and it makes your day (ok 20 minutes)

you wish you knew these people in real life so that you could all "chillaxe"

you spend an extra 5 hours laying out a newspaper because you wasted so much time here...

you still havent drinking that mt dew

you want broad band just so you can load multiple posts at the same time (even though you can only really read one at a time)

you wish there were more hours in the day (or forego sleep) to ready everylast response to a thread, and then post, making sure not to say the same thing as someone else (does not include TB... damn those "wow" posts)

you want the title "wanna be mod" more than to be an actual mod...

you cancell your downloads on kazaa just to get to posts faster

you lose 5 lbs from laughing so hard in tilted nonsense (not sure if that has happened... but i know its a sign...)

your too involved in writting this list to take off your shoes and get comfortable, and your ass goes numb for 90% of the day because your sitting on a hard surface, but you dont really care!

your skipping out on hours of SWG just to read the posts, and be in the chat

you run out of things to type for a list like this, but you wanna keep writting so you make up random shit like this last part just to keep going....

and im done...

for now...

i swear...

drawerfixer

-When you go to the 9th page of General Discussion, and recognize the titles of all the threads.

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jhericurl21

When u look at all the forums and post, just to get Halx to notice to give u acess to "other" forums

rockogre

You know you are addicted when you turn off your monitor and find that the TFP is BURNED INTO YOUR SCREEN!

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Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

yournamehere

When you look at the title and say, "Oh - another "Addicted to TFP" thread!

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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

mrquackers

I'll second lurkette and ratbastid on the sitting in the same room and not saying a word to your spouse bit...

but I realized I was addicted when I was on a European vacation and opted to log in via the hotel's business center, rather than further explore a fascinating, beautiful city.

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oldtimer

you start to search for posts you made in the past, read over them, and say........"I stand by what I said"...........

and

the first website you've gone to after connecting to the web is TFP, for that matter if it's your <b>homepage</b>.......*Half of TFP shrugs and looks the other way*

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Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0.
Where the hell am I?....
Showering once a month does not make you a better person.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

titsmurf

I thought this was going to be a joke thread, so I kind of made some up.

- When you see a goodlooking woman in the street, and the first thing you tell her is: "Nice tits, thanks"
- You write "SFW" on every letter you write at work.
- When you're typing into thin air when you're talking to people, because you're so used to it
- When you don't notice you do that