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Borla · 11-04-2010, 12:24 PM

Woman demands sexual favors from husband and his friend at knife point - Ripley, WV - Jackson Newspapers

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Fairplain, W.Va. —

An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.
According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

According to Mellinger, there was a small black handled lock-back knife lying on the coffee table in front of Melissa but when asked about the knife she stated “It was already here”; he also stated that all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.

Melissa Williams, 42, of Ripley was charged with domestic assault and brandishing; her bond was set at $3,000

Wow. How do you even begin to start on this one?

Pearl Trade · 11-04-2010, 12:51 PM

I've had fantasies about situations similar to this. It goes something like this: Hot girl walks up to me and says I'll shoot you if we don't have sex right now. So we have hot sex and me getting shot is averted.

Horrible vaginal odor smelled from a few feet away? Hope I never experience that. She was rocking the female fromunda cheese. I wonder if she was hot? It matters goddamnit! (We all know she isn't hot.)

We live in a jacked up world.

uncle phil · 11-04-2010, 12:56 PM

i have a mental image of this scenario which is making me nauseous...

Wes Mantooth · 11-04-2010, 01:25 PM

I like how the writer felt the need to detail the odor, not just as a passing observation but rather choosing to use words like "overwhelming" and "horrible" as though it was a very important detail of the story. Nothing quite beats the melange of stank vag and booze wafting about a hotel room...its too bad the article was getting pretty hot up until that point.

MoonDog · 11-04-2010, 02:14 PM

Dear Penthouse Forums,

I never thought this would happen to me, but I was pretty drunk, kinda horny, and hadn't showered in 45 days or so. I figured, "What the heck! Let's go next door and see what trouble I can stir up".

You won't believe what happened next...

RogueGypsy · 11-04-2010, 06:09 PM

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but a few words sure can paint a nasty picture. <eeewwwww>

Borla · 11-05-2010, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pearl Trade

I wonder if she was hot? It matters goddamnit! (We all know she isn't hot.)

Apparently her picture has surfaced online.

Yikes

Wes Mantooth · 11-05-2010, 12:02 PM

Oh dear...thats just not right...at all...

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-05-2010, 12:09 PM

Mean & not smart is a challenging combination.

uncle phil · 11-05-2010, 12:44 PM

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

11-04-2010, 12:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	I've had fantasies about situations similar to this. It goes something like this: Hot girl walks up to me and says I'll shoot you if we don't have sex right now. So we have hot sex and me getting shot is averted. Horrible vaginal odor smelled from a few feet away? Hope I never experience that. She was rocking the female fromunda cheese. I wonder if she was hot? It matters goddamnit! (We all know she isn't hot.) We live in a jacked up world. __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death! Last edited by Pearl Trade; 11-04-2010 at 01:08 PM..

11-04-2010, 12:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i have a mental image of this scenario which is making me nauseous... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-04-2010, 01:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	I like how the writer felt the need to detail the odor, not just as a passing observation but rather choosing to use words like "overwhelming" and "horrible" as though it was a very important detail of the story. Nothing quite beats the melange of stank vag and booze wafting about a hotel room...its too bad the article was getting pretty hot up until that point. __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

11-04-2010, 06:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
RogueGypsy Insane Location: The Great NorthWet	A picture may be worth a thousand words, but a few words sure can paint a nasty picture. <eeewwwww> __________________ Methods, application and intensity of application vary by the individual. All legal wavers must be signed before 'treatment' begins. Self 'Medicating' is not recommend. However, if necessary, it is best to have an 'assistant' or 'soft landing zone' nearby. Any and all legal issues resulting from improperly applied techniques should be forwarded to: Dewy, Cheatum & Howe, Intercourse, PA 17534. Attn: Anonymous.

11-05-2010, 12:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	Oh dear...thats just not right...at all... __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

11-04-2010, 02:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
MoonDog Psycho Location: Buffalo, New York	Dear Penthouse Forums, I never thought this would happen to me, but I was pretty drunk, kinda horny, and hadn't showered in 45 days or so. I figured, "What the heck! Let's go next door and see what trouble I can stir up". You won't believe what happened next...

11-05-2010, 12:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Mean & not smart is a challenging combination. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-05-2010, 12:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report \| The Smoking Gun __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.