I like Broadway musicals, cocktails, shoes, and bags. Oh and I like to eat salads. Many times quadro, jess, and skogafoss will go out to dinner and the server will be bringing a steak, chili dogs, and 2 salads. They always will put the salads with the women. It's funny.

come over to the dark side! we already beat navy this year, west point is up next...

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i accidentally read the first Twilight book (an old platoon leader was this 5'6" babe who said it was about vampires so i was like FUCK YEAH DRACULA). i sing katy perry with my roomies.

as for the tea party, what are the rules on monacles? are two allowed at once?

I wax off all my body hair, have really long hair on my head that I style, am in really good shape, get my nails done, like to shop, have my eye brows shaped, use men's skin products and and men's make up, wear thong underwear, and always and dressed well. I am 100 percent straight and get a hell of a lot of action from women for doing all of it!!!

I cry. I cry at movies that have a happy moment or ending, or at movies that are really sad. I cry when my kids have moments that make me proud at their achievements or sad at the disappointments. I cry remembering people that are gone from my life, but somehow made me a better person...there are some stories I can't tell because they make me cry. My friends give me crap about it too, but there's nothing I can do...I am an empathetic man.

You win.

I love Disney movies (yeah yeah, everyone does-but I get a little teary-eyed sometimes), I'm relatively fit, have long curly/wavy hair, talk about people's feelings... I guess that does it.

What does level of physical fitness have to do with sexuality, again? I'm not sure that going to the gym and being able to run XX miles makes you gay.

If it does, call me Fabulous.

Hmm, point taken. It's probably coincidental, but my straight friends are pretty typical fat, nerdy dudes, and my gay friends are quite fit. I suppose it's just a byproduct of also enjoying gaming, that my friends who also enjoy gaming aren't so fit. My bad, 'twas a stereotype I hadn't even known I believed.




... Also, you're FABULOUS!

I have a lisp. I love Drag shows, my best friends are all Gay or Female, and I've been waiting for the better part of a year for one of my nearest and dearest friends to just come to terms with the fact that he's gay, so it's not so awkward for everyone. I'm also a hell of a cook, love wine, and I scout out/filter potential dating material for a few of my Girlfriend's friends/my adopted little sisters.

Based on the notion that 10% of the population is homosexual, that 10% must be really popular. I've run into like two openly homosexual people in my entire life. I say "openly" because I live near the nation's capital and we all know that Congress is a bunch of closet homos / pedosmile-havers.

Hmm, gayest things I do as a heterosexual male?
1) Sing in musicals (was in Pirates of Penzance last year)
2) Love "West Side Story"
3) Once threw a "Little Mermaid" party in college, where everyone had to come as their favorite character. (I went as the chef, NOT the Mermaid!)
4) Keep an immaculate house
5) Manscape (myself only)

I watched the Rocky Horror Picture show episode of Glee.

No, wanting a bright blue shoe cause it's pretty is not gay. Not getting the pretty bright blue shoes because they don't match your outfit...........that's gay. :)

When I lived in Philly and wore a suit everyday I certainly had 'metrosexual' down.

I got manicures, facials, pedicures, my shoes always matched my belt and my socks even matched my boxer briefs, just in case. I used more hair product than most of the women I dated. But I can't really say any of that leans toward gay.

These days, with were I live and what I do, if it doesn't say Carthart it doesn't last more than a week. However, I still do several thing that the less enlightened may consider gay.

I love classical music and Jazz. I'd rather see a jazz show than just about any other musical performance.
Although the internet is my book of choice these days, I greatly enjoy reading.
I watch a lot of cooking shows.
I love museums and art galleries.
I like silk.
There are few things better than a good pair of shoes.
I manscape, though not to the extent of some, taint to belly button only.
I'd definitely be interested in BG's tea party. Waistcoat, pocket watch and Ascot included.
I like bow ties, but have never been able to pull it off.
I definitely have an eye for design.
I'm not afraid to hug another man.
I like cats, I have two, but I'm allergic to them.
I've been to a male strip show (with women) and I wasn't uncomfortable.
Cocks fascinate me. I have no desire to ever touch any but my own, but they fascinate me non-the-less.
I want a full size Poodle.

Full-size poodles can be beautiful.

Minor thread jack.

I agree, they are spectacular dogs. They have hair instead of fur (great for my allergies to animal dander), incredibly intelligent and outstanding hunters. + Steinbeck traveled with one, even wrote a book about it, 'Travels with Charley'.