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WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
Location: Southern Illinois
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Fuk U Starbux!
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I'm on board. Fuck the stupid "order it our way" bullshit. "Small," "medium" and "large" have been sufficient for ages.
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Starbucks is a fascinating example of corporate manufactured culture, especially since they're so venti.
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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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Fuck that burnt coffee place.
Foamy lives!
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Junkie
Location: Tennessee
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Yeah fuck them. It is kind of comical watching them try to add an air of sophistication to what essentially is a fast food coffee chain. Oh look pictures of famous authors and bad jazz music playing over the sound system, I can sit here and write my screen play, drink my my tall-caramel-skinny-mocha-frappacrappio and nobody will care what a pretentious snot head poser I really am. OOOH 3 day old panini sandwiches, HEAVEN!
Give me a large black and shut up. No one's impressed anymore starbucks, most people are just annoyed.
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Still Free
Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!
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Starbucks is brilliant: They somehow convinced the masses to spend $2.50 on something they used to get for $.59.
On the rare occasion that I go into a Starbucks, I always order a "medium". I say it with the look of "I fucking dare you to correct me." [snark] Perhaps they'll have to change their naming convention when English gets passed as the national language? That's reason enough to vote for it in my book![/snark]
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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...or drip-filter it at home. Hell, french-press it.
It's not as if terminology is part of the problem. If you stumble into a Starbuck's, you're profit. If you stumble into a Starbuck, it might be my son, so be polite.
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WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
Location: Southern Illinois
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I don't do Starbucks, for two reasons--first, they are ridiculously over priced, and second, because of the froo froo ambiance they try to infuse into a cup of joe. The local coffee shop I frequent on occasion doesn't subscribe to the Starbuck marketing ploy. However, I have noticed quite a few independent shops that do.
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Junkie
Location: Tennessee
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Yeah I always frequent the little lunch counter down the street, the rude waitresses and dirty coffee mugs are a much better ambiance in my opinion(I'm actually serious about that). Besides the coffee is cheap, wakes you up and tastes great along with a plate of biscuits and gravy while trying to fight off a hangover.
I haven't stepped foot in a starbucks since maybe when I was in college and they invited jazz bands from the university to come over and play...man those were shitty gigs.
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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What I never liked about Starbucks was actually going there to sit and drink. It's like sitting in a retail store instead of a cafe because they have all that crap they try to sell.
Oh, and they "Jack Johnson" you (i.e. overplay song lists).
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Alien Anthropologist
Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana
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I've only been to Starbucks twice in my life, cuz I grind and make a far better fresh brew at home and save TONS of cash.
For those who hope to meet someone at their local Starbucks - that's a whole other story. Good luck BTW. I got mine at home and he loves my Joe!!!!
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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See, this is the thing. I find it saccharine rather than emo.
JJ Casuals Video - WittySparks The Mellow Show with Jack Johnson
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Here
Location: Denver City Denver
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I do have to admit that we do "pride" ourselves on the fact that we DON'T use Starfucks terms.
But because we are Russian owned... You must join the Party... (inside joke... sorry)
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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if i can't make my own, i do dunkin' donuts...
honestly, is there a better tasting commercial coffee?
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the great atlantic and pacific tea company...
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The sky calls to us ...
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Location: CT
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I make better coffee at home and have more fun doing it. Coffee through a Syphon pot is the ultimate way to control and fine tune your brew.
As for the article, the woman was making a big deal out of nothing. If she didn't want butter or cream, just fucking say it, don't make a big deal out of it. |
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Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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I love the coffee at McD's it is far superior to the shit they serve at Starbucks. I will go to another coffe shop and take it into the Chapters in the mall and sit in Starbucks and read, it's great.
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I used to have a local shop that I went too, but if I want coffee now, I do like Wes does. Local dinner coffee with extra crispy hashbrowns and eggs. I drink like... 3 cups of coffee a year, so most of the time I'm drinking coffee for the "OMGCAFFFEINEISAWESOME" effect more than the taste. I just want to put as much of the black ooze into my belly as I can as fast as possible.
Southern sweet tea wakes me up in the morning just as fast as coffee does and doesn't need to be hot. ***** Quote:
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Junkie
Location: In the land of ice and snow.
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This whole situation is completely shocking. A barista goading an overly anal customer to the point of outburst? An English professor getting upset about diction and treating a lowly customer service employee like a wayward grad student? Petulance in a retail setting?
I don't use Starbuck's nomenclature, nor do I use the nomenclature of any other eating establishment. When I go to taco bell, I don't order no damn "burrito", I say "Give me one of those chicken, bean in a tortilla-ey thingies." When I go to Olive Garden, I don't order no hoity toity "spaghetti with meatballs," I say "Give me a plate of stringy processed wheat mixed with some reduced tomato paste. And put some balled-up, baked, seasoned ground meat on top too, bitch." And if any of their employees dare correct me, I throw a hissy fit and don't leave until I've been tazed at least three times. |
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Mine is an evil laugh
Location: Sydney, Australia
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This thread just reminded me it is coffee time. I'm a coffee snob and would rather drink my urine than digest the swill starbucks call coffee. If you have to add 'flavouring', there is something fucked up with your coffee!
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Walking is Still Honest
Location: Seattle, WA
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Where the fuck do you guys live anyway? McDonalds is better? Local chains are better?
Not in Seattle. And the local chains sure as hell aren't any less costly. I can't speak for the fancier drinks, but as far as regular old drip coffee goes, I've yet to find anything that surpasses Starbucks. Especially that made-over "Roy Street" branch. And I have a hard time finding some difference in atmosphere between these and the local stores that I could give two shits about.
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Here
Location: Denver City Denver
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Nuff said.
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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trends, schmends...it's what you like, not what you think everybody else wants you to like...
sheesh...
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Location: essex ma
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i just find starbucks to be boring, the brand-speak unnecessary and the coffee not that great. and the food is like the stuff you get in an airport. actually, it is the stuff you get in an airport. i don't know how centralized their distribution is...it's possible, particularly if it's highly centralized, that they suck less in seattle. just as a place to go and pay too much for food that's not great and coffee that's mediocre in an atmosphere that sucks ass.
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