Cynthetiq

War Eagle, Arkansas - The Movie

Okay, so I'm surfing about and I see a movie link and bam I'm greeted by this image.



Is it the story of warrrreagl and grancey?

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Xerxys

Precious!

Grancey

I feel like I've been discovered in the witness protection program.

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Xerxys

The reason why we all hate hollywood, they mess with reality, when we want a redhead warrrreagle they give us this guy??

warrrreagl

WTF?

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Ourcrazymodern?

waw?

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Taralynn

It looks like a good movie that I was going to comment on earlier today but I sense I'm stumbling into an inside joke....

genuinegirly

Yes, Taralynn. It appears to be an inside joke that even I don't understand. Hm. I've added the film to my netflix cue, none the less.

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SecretMethod70

Not really an inside joke exactly... we've got the user warrrreagl (poster #5 in this thread), and here is a movie by, basically, the same name. Nothing more to it than that

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genuinegirly

Yes, but how does Grancey fit in?

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SecretMethod70

Grancey is warrrreagl's wife

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genuinegirly

The movie trailer doesn't have a woman, though. Oh, I see. She's on the poster.

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The_Jazz

Congratulations. You've just realized one of the downfalls of being friendly with me. I've turned your entire life into a third-rate afterschool special that's being released on the big screen due to my constant ability to always be the biggest asshole in whatever room I'm in.

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Xerxys

dlish

warrrreagl and grancey over this B grade ( or is that C grade) movie any day of the week.


we need to rename this movie to War Eagle - Life's short, gotta hurry...

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Taralynn

Oh lord! It took me an entire day and somebody to explain it to me!!

Grancey

You're no asshole, You're just a big orange softie.

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warrrreagl

Grancey and I went to see this movie tonight. Although it was released a couple of years ago, it is still playing a holdover engagement at the War Eagle Theater on Magnolia Street in downtown Auburn.


Suddenly, the lights go down. The theater is plunged into darkness, and all you can see are bloodshot eyes in the dark everywhere.



Suddenly, Sara Bareilles' Love Song begins loudly. Although this song has nothing that relates to the movie, that hasn't stopped dozens of movies before this one from using it for the opening credits. THIS IS FINALLY IT! All sounds in the theater are cut off (except for genuinegirly and Taralynn, who are still openly arguing with each other for some damn reason as to who this warrrreagl person actually might be).


Suddenly on the screen, a microphone begins its quick descent from the ceiling into the middle of the caged death match arena. Many celebrated TFP celebrities are gathered in the center of the ring, and they all crowd around the microphone and shout, "LLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


In this corner, weighing in at 1500 pounds (what is that, like a million six "stone" or something?), is The_Jazz!!!




The crowd roars.



And in this corner, weighing in at 15 pounds, is WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAGL





The crowd roars some more.


Boys, I want a good clean fight. Jazz, no farting, and Warrrr, no hidden cow patties.



BUT WAIT! OH MY GOD!!!! What is that evil, horrid, wretched monster that has just started to climb into the ring????? NOOOOOO..... IT CAN'T BE...............




The_Jazz and Warrrreagl are instantly frozen in sheer terror. Even if they combined their great forces and powers, they could never hope to defeat such a vile, vomitous mass as this.


BUT WAIT!!! HELP IS ON THE WAY!!!!! YES!!! Something else is climbing into the ring that is ALL -POWERFUL and cannot be defeated by anyone - not even the combined power of the eagle and the grizzly, and cannot even be defeated by the wild rabid dog. YES!!!! Thank God, it's GRANCEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To the rescue!!




At the sight of such extreme cuteness, the evil, vile, horrid, wretched, rabid dog flees the arena. The_Jazz and Warrrreagl sit transfixed and clutching each other - eternally grateful to the kitty for saving their lives (until they finally realize they're actually clutching each other, at which time they gag and let go). Not that there's anything wrong with that...

The fight is over. The ending credits roll and a bad Eddie Vedder version of some song plays while genuinegirly and Taralynn are still working on their dilemma.



Even as the theater was emptied, people could still hear the cheers continuing on into the night.....

And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

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The_Jazz

Whew, I thought we were both goners there for a minute.

Thanks, Grancey!

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genuinegirly

hehe. Why isn't this thread in nonsense?

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warrrreagl

Well, let's discuss that.

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Xerxys

If we discussed that, it would not be nonsense.

Taralynn

I love it! I got to be part of a story!!