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http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,...310256,00.html

hahaha Ken Barbie must be jealous.

:D

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<img src="http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310076,00.jpg" align=right>Hulk doll's monster willy

By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.
<img src="http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310077,00.jpg" align=left>
“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.

That is funny. Wonder it Marvels knows.

rofl! The HULK indeed... 2 inches on a 12 inch doll, meaning 1/6 th the length... meaning that a 6 feet hulk would have a foot between his legs.... :hmm:

I think the picture is priceless.... the whole thing is preposterous

roflmao. never, ever, trust a carnie. they have shifty eyes and large-penii'd dolls

He does have big hands you know.....

Hulk mad...Hulk GROW when Hulk get mad. Hawwwaaarrrrrr!!!!

hhahaa, that's really funny

I mean, this answers all the questions that were circulating through the crowd that opening night...

When I was young I was always annoyed that they chopped off Ken's dick. Just never sat right with me...

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Originally posted by WetSpot
Hulk mad...Hulk GROW when Hulk get mad. Hawwwaaarrrrrr!!!!

You have it all wrong :) It's "Hulk happy! Hulk very happy!"

I always wondered why his pants were always able to stay on when he got big.

Guess they didn't wanna animate a giant green schlong.

Pehaps its the aussie connection, didn't you know aussie blokes are all very well hung!

That picture actually answered a lot of questions.

Yeah, I'm a nerd.

What's this little pervert girl doing taking his pants off anyway?

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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
You have it all wrong :) It's "Hulk happy! Hulk very happy!"

LOL new punk band name: Angry Green Cocks!

I think Barbie has a new playmate.

I smell an orgy with Barbie and a Cabbage Patch Kid.

aaaa thats hilarious...

i read this at the Something Awful forums the other day and loved it soooooo funny

hulk + grudge fuck = OMFG!

Heheh thats a good one.

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Originally posted by Halx
I think the picture is priceless.... the whole thing is preposterous

but.. why would The Sun lie? ;)

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Originally posted by txstar
I think Barbie has a new playmate.

I'm sure glad that mine is not the only perverted mind out there that thought of that. :D

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Originally posted by User Name
I smell an orgy with Barbie and a Cabbage Patch Kid.

What about Wonder Woman?

That is quite possibly the funniest and worse thing I have seen for a childs toy in a very long time.

You woudn't like me when i'm angry.

There will be fall out over this... (rubbing my hands gleefully). I can't wait!

Thats...fucking...awesome!

Gotta love people trying to corrupt children!

Seriously Hilarious!

LOL! I don't know how stuff like this happens..lol..

Am I the only one that thought that this will make some great comic drawings for the wayside? hehe

Seriously what toy company really thought they would get away with that? what were they thinking?

she's not gonna win any kind of lawsuit, she'd more money just sellin it on ebay