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In honor of Chuck Norris' 70th Birthday...
What's your best Chuck Norris joke / line?
I'll start it off. Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved. and... Chuck Norris' daughter once lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back. |
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
and A cobra once bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. I'll limit it to two. :) |
We don't celebrate "Chuck Norris' birthday"....
...we celebrate Chuckmas. |
Chuck Norris once ate four whole turtles. When he shit them out, they were six feet tall and masters in the art of Kung Fu. He called them the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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There is no theory of Evolution, just animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
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Keep it goin guys I love hearing these new ones. I have all kinds in my head without even looking them up.
Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas. The boogey man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. |
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands.... and now it's just called The Islands.
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wow...
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Phil you're just jealous of all the testosterone up in here.
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if anyone needs me, i'll be in over here > http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ris-jokes.html
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down...
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