james t kirk

I hate animal cruelty, but the kid needs a fleshlight.

zxello

I just wonder how he held it down long enough. Any cats I've ever had contact with would tear my face off at the slightest inclination that I was going to hold them down...

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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!

ObieX

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We Must Dissent.

flat5

When I was very young I put Vaseline on a cat's ass.
It did the same thing.